Texas recruiting notes 2019

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Who the fuck gets married on a Tuesday?  

Not even Solomon Grundy. He was married on Wednesday.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon_Grundy

[Not a Sock 2308]

11 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I want to reiterate this post. The stupidity of this decision, or the stupidity of his employer allowing it is incredible. 

Imagine working at KPMG and asking for two weeks off in March. Okay 

But what if his wedding is just a ceremony where him and his wife sign their letters of intent to each other.

[LTtxfan 48928]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

 

EJ's fiancé pic's??

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

But what if his wedding is just a ceremony where him and his wife sign their letters of intent to each other.

10 to one odds she's a signing day flip.

[Scholz 11923]

4 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

But what if his wedding is just a ceremony where him and his wife sign their letters of intent to each other.

WD1?

[Ghost of Shag 2576]

This thread is a beating.

[Bevo 13493]

5 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

This thread is a beating.

Thank you for your contribution.

[C-Man 26992]

36 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I want to reiterate this post. The stupidity of this decision, or the stupidity of his employer allowing it is incredible. 

Imagine working at KPMG and asking for two weeks off in March. Okay 

EJ's fiance has a bigger cock than he does.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

27 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

EJ's fiancé pic's??

EJ has a hairy pussy.

[LTtxfan 48928]

10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

dp

Edited February 3, 2019 by LTtxfan

[TexasToast 728]

8 minutes ago, C-Man said:

EJ's fiance has a bigger cock than he does.

[LTtxfan 48928]

10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

EJ's fiance has a bigger cock than he does.

 

1 minute ago, TexasToast said:

 

[GRHorn 105]

21 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

I knew he had gotten fat. Done broke the scale.

I have to say it doesn’t look like he’s carrying a ton of bad weight to me. If he gets his shit together and hits he could be a big time player. 

[Keef 757]

If this thread somehow makes it to 1000 we won't deserve it.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

16 minutes ago, Keef said:

If this thread somehow makes it to 1000 we won't deserve it.

Oh, it might not involve the shit posting we would want, but it would definitely be because of the shit posting we deserve.

[BoomMF 1398]

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[Bigbend1812 12877]

1000

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

I have to say it doesn’t look like he’s carrying a ton of bad weight to me. If he gets his shit together and hits he could be a big time player. 

*Unless he signs somewhere other than Texas.

Edited February 3, 2019 by Casual Encounter

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

10 to one odds she's a signing day flip.

She’ll sign but will be in the transfer portal within a year once she realizes EJ will always give teenaged boys more attention than her.

[Enchubben 5509]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I want to reiterate this post. The stupidity of this decision, or the stupidity of his employer allowing it is incredible. 

Imagine working at KPMG and asking for two weeks off in March. Okay 

In the scheme of things that’s actually not a bad time to take off in tax. Late summer and early fall are much worse. Depends on your group and clients. Point taken though.

Also, who gets married in February unless you’re trying to ball on a budget?

[SquishMitten 10395]

*Unless he signs somewhere other than Texas.

Nobody here has ever said the kid didn’t have a ton of potential, even when we were 99% sure he had flipped. The concern has always been mentality/maturity

[Armybrat 40678]

42 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Jimbo signed Francois at FSU..... nice recruit 

\s

 

 

So Jimbo is building a prison team AKA The LongestYard Aggy?

[Born Burnt 6147]

1 hour ago, BoomMF said:

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[Chrispy 132]

EJ is reporting that he feels we hold on to Shepard, but that Lakia seems more drawn to the SEC. 

[Fud 9543]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I want to reiterate this post. The stupidity of this decision, or the stupidity of his employer allowing it is incredible. 

Imagine working at KPMG and asking for two weeks off in March. Okay 

I'm laughing at the idea of seeing my boss's face if I asked him for a random Tuesday off to go to a wedding  

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

10 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

EJ is reporting that he feels we hold on to Shepard, but that Lakia seems more drawn to the SEC. 

Thanks Lewis. 

[ClubWhatever 12085]

16 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

EJ is reporting that he feels we hold on to Shepard, but that Lakia seems more drawn to shitty SEC teams that finish in the cellar 

 

[Dennis Taylor 18679]

16 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

EJ is reporting that he feels we hold on to Shepard, but that Lakia seems more drawn to the SEC. 

Is he aware that Texas has won twice as many SEC games as Arkansas has in the last two seasons?

[Chrispy 132]

2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Is he aware that Texas has won twice as many SEC games as Arkansas has in the last two seasons?

I tried to tell him, but jocks don’t listen to nerds. 

[Goodman 3273]

21 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

EJ is reporting that he feels we hold on to Shepard, but that Lakia seems more drawn to the SEC. 

I wondered how our staff would feel about him once he visited and they could get an in person eval. Many want him to be GJ2.0 but no one ever questioned how much GJ loved football.

[LTtxfan 48928]

17 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

EJ is reporting that he feels we hold on to Shepard, but that Lakia seems more drawn to the SEC. 

If Lakia goes Arky, that's four 2019 recruits  Morris landed that Texas was Recruiting right??

Myron Cunningham OT 

Jalen Catalon    S

Taurean Carter DT

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22084]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

If Lakia goes Arky, that's four 2019 recruits  Morris landed that Texas was Recruiting right??

Myron Cunningham OT 

Jalen Catalon    S

Taurean Carter DT

 

Cunningham never visited and we didn't push for Carter.

[texifornia 56434]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Cunningham never visited and we didn't push for Carter.

That said we certainly wanted Cunningham to visit.

[Machinator 32097]

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Cunningham never visited and we didn't push for Carter.

We wanted Cunningham.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

57 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

 

Nobody here has ever said the kid didn’t have a ton of potential, even when we were 99% sure he had flipped. The concern has always been mentality/maturity

 

Thanks, I just got here...

 

[closetojumping 62132]

3 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Thanks, I just got here...

 

Well, you made in just in time. I don't know what we would have done without you.

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

At what point does Arkansas transition from selling immediate playing time to yeah, we're just terrible?

I think they're a year away. 

[Newy25 7638]

38 minutes ago, Fud said:

I'm laughing at the idea of seeing my boss's face if I asked him for a random Tuesday off to go to a wedding  

I just assumed that a Mercedes driving (C class), Starbucks drinking dandy would be in for a bigger display than a Tuesday in Las Vegas for his beard. 

[Fud 9543]

51 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

EJ is reporting that he feels we hold on to Shepard, but that Lakia seems more drawn to the SEC. 

Like 80% of what JUCOs care about is playing time, and we have four LBs already in the class, including another JUCO. Not the easiest sell. 

[Machinator 32097]

Yep, looks like Lakia's going to Arkansas. From Justin Wells:

One of the top JUCO linebackers in the country, Lakia Henry, took his OV to Austin on Thursday through Saturday evening.

He’s now back in Fayetteville, eating lunch with the Hogs. 

I was told Texas did a tremendous job in its sales pitch (instant time at Mac), but Henry just seems to like the allure of the SEC. 

Three days before he announces but going directly back to Arkansas after his ATX stay might be a sign.

[Neonmoon 38127]

I thought he needed that Math credit for the SEC

[Machinator 32097]

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I thought he needed that Math credit for the SEC

I'm guessing he'll complete it this semester.

Edit: or in the summer

Edited February 3, 2019 by Machinator

[cochamps 1875]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I thought he needed that Math credit for the SEC

Think that Arky will accept Meth as a substitute for Math.

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I thought he needed that Math credit for the SEC

I'm guessing Henry is an August graduate if goes SEC. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Well, you made in just in time. I don't know what we would have done without you.

Any rules or guidelines I need to know about? 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Any rules or guidelines I need to know about? 

You need to read Zoroaster's Guide to Hydraulics, illustrated by Kate Beckinsale before you'll understand any of it.

[GRHorn 105]

3 hours ago, TexasToast said:

Describing the amount of manhood it takes to put that smile on her face...

[VaHorn 105]

11 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Any rules or guidelines I need to know about? 

You are doing fine. Just don’t talk about recruiting. 

[Michael Knight 12863]

If he was so attracted to sec why did he decommit from ten

[Cairn Horn88 8148]

22 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

You need to read Zoroaster's Guide to Hydraulics, illustrated by Kate Beckinsale before you'll understand any of it.

Can you post those illustrations?  Thanks in advance.