Texas recruiting notes 2019

[Machinator 32,103]

Just now, Chips O'Toole said:

Is RudeDawgRules the account some claim as DFigs?  Because the Bowie kid cites him multiple times in his, uh, article.  

Yes, allegedly

Edited February 4, 2019 by Machinator

[Sabalo 1,008]

1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Is the kid sporting a pants tent?

[Scholz 12,309]

Just now, Sabalo said:

Is the kid sporting a pants tent?

Nope.  Not looking.

[SydneyCarton 49,510]

I mean, making fun of a weird HS kid seems excessively mean spirited, even for us. Kid probably just turned 17, is obviously socially awkward, and, um, clearly isn't going to be having much success with the ladies any time soon. Additionally...he's from Austin and he has FULLY embraced the aTm cult years ahead of schedule. He's like 5-10 years ahead of the aggy curve in terms of general brainwashing...which means he almost certainly has no friends or peers in High school that he can talk or relate with...he's completely obsessed with something that doesn't even register on the radar for anyone he interacts with daily. At least most huge fucking dorks in HS normally can at least bullshit with a popular kid about a video game that kicks ass, or a musician or TV show. There's SOMETHING there in common. This little weirdo probably leans over his desk in class with sour, heavy breath and asks other students if they saw how the women's equestrian team at aTm finished this weekend, or if they heard about the commits at Jimbo's Super Bowl Party, and I'm certain he's met with looks of disgusted confusion and contempt as if the kid had started talking about how hot his mother is naked. I'm sure it's an even more sad and lonely experience than what it clearly looks like to us, and it looks pretty fucking sad. We should pity this loser...

...On the other hand, I'd bet money that this kid is going to be a name we see for years to come. He's already basically following Aggy recruiting as much as any of us, if his twitter is any indication.  He's an equipment manager, and probably will try to be a trainer if he can in college, so the early groundwork for athlete stalking and jock riding is already there. He's researching and publishing content, almost certainly for free, with an aTm affiliated fan site. He's working on film production, which I'm sure will come in handy for recruiting video production. Is there any doubt a four year unpaid internship at Texags is in the works for this kid? I believe his resume is already better than anything EJ Holland started with to get into 247. You're basically looking at the next Taylor Hamm for the next 10-15 years. So get used to him. And on that note, yes, without looking, Im extremely confident that little troll blew his wad when Manziel touched him. Just look at that pinched, ecstatic little face. He knows a secret. 

So yeah, fuck this kid. 

[Dennis Taylor 19,366]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, making fun of a weird HS kid seems excessively mean spirited, even for us. Kid probably just turned 17, is obviously socially awkward, and, um, clearly isn't going to be having much success with the ladies any time soon. Additionally...he's from Austin and he has FULLY embraced the aTm cult years ahead of schedule. He's like 5-10 years ahead of the aggy curve in terms of general brainwashing...which means he almost certainly has no friends or peers in High school that he can talk or relate with...he's completely obsessed with something that doesn't even register on the radar for anyone he interacts with daily. At least most huge fucking dorks in HS normally can at least bullshit with a popular kid about a video game that kicks ass, or a musician or TV show. There's SOMETHING there in common. This little weirdo probably leans over his desk in class with sour, heavy breath and asks other students if they saw how the women's equestrian team at aTm finished this weekend, or if they heard about the commits at Jimbo's Super Bowl Party, and I'm certain he's met with looks of disgusted confusion and contempt as if the kid had started talking about how hot his mother is naked. I'm sure it's an even more sad and lonely experience than what it clearly looks like to us, and it looks pretty fucking sad. We should pity this loser...

...On the other hand, I'd bet money that this kid is going to be a name we see for years to come. He's already basically following Aggy recruiting as much as any of us, if his twitter is any indication.  He's an equipment manager, and probably will try to be a trainer if he can in college, so the early groundwork for athlete stalking and jock riding is already there. He's researching and publishing content, almost certainly for free, with an aTm affiliated fan site. He's working on film production, which I'm sure will come in handy for recruiting video production. Is there any doubt a four year unpaid internship at Texags is in the works for this kid? I believe his resume is already better than anything EJ Holland started with to get into 247. You're basically looking at the next Taylor Hamm for the next 10-15 years. So get used to him. And on that note, yes, without looking, Im extremely confident that little troll blew his wad when Manziel touched him. Just look at that pinched, ecstatic little face. He knows a secret. 

So yeah, fuck this kid. 

[Bodacious Bevo 3,691]

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, making fun of a weird HS kid seems excessively mean spirited, even for us. Kid probably just turned 17, is obviously socially awkward, and, um, clearly isn't going to be having much success with the ladies any time soon. Additionally...he's from Austin and he has FULLY embraced the aTm cult years ahead of schedule. He's like 5-10 years ahead of the aggy curve in terms of general brainwashing...which means he almost certainly has no friends or peers in High school that he can talk or relate with...he's completely obsessed with something that doesn't even register on the radar for anyone he interacts with daily. At least most huge fucking dorks in HS normally can at least bullshit with a popular kid about a video game that kicks ass, or a musician or TV show. There's SOMETHING there in common. This little weirdo probably leans over his desk in class with sour, heavy breath and asks other students if they saw how the women's equestrian team at aTm finished this weekend, or if they heard about the commits at Jimbo's Super Bowl Party, and I'm certain he's met with looks of disgusted confusion and contempt as if the kid had started talking about how hot his mother is naked. I'm sure it's an even more sad and lonely experience than what it clearly looks like to us, and it looks pretty fucking sad. We should pity this loser...

...On the other hand, I'd bet money that this kid is going to be a name we see for years to come. He's already basically following Aggy recruiting as much as any of us, if his twitter is any indication.  He's an equipment manager, and probably will try to be a trainer if he can in college, so the early groundwork for athlete stalking and jock riding is already there. He's researching and publishing content, almost certainly for free, with an aTm affiliated fan site. He's working on film production, which I'm sure will come in handy for recruiting video production. Is there any doubt a four year unpaid internship at Texags is in the works for this kid? I believe his resume is already better than anything EJ Holland started with to get into 247. You're basically looking at the next Taylor Hamm for the next 10-15 years. So get used to him. And on that note, yes, without looking, Im extremely confident that little troll blew his wad when Manziel touched him. Just look at that pinched, ecstatic little face. He knows a secret. 

So yeah, fuck this kid. 

"making fun of a weird HS kid seems excessively mean spirited, even for us"

Proceeds to spend 8 lines making fun of said HS kid

I will add that, as someone alluded to earlier, he's a big aggy poster on reddit. He's even more biased on there than in those articles.

[Scholz 12,309]

Just now, Bodacious Bevo said:

"making fun of a weird HS kid seems excessively mean spirited, even for us"

Proceeds to spend 8 lines making fun of said HS kid

That's like, "I'm not a racist but..."

Inevitably followed by some racist shit.

[SydneyCarton 49,510]

4 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

"making fun of a weird HS kid seems excessively mean spirited, even for us"

Proceeds to spend 8 lines making fun of said HS kid

I will add that, as someone alluded to earlier, he's a big aggy poster on reddit. He's even more biased on there than in those articles.

Edited February 4, 2019 by SydneyCarton

[George Clooney 378]

15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

clearly isn't going to be having much success with the ladies any time soon.

I'm not proud of this, but I twitter-stalked this kid probably almost a year ago (I learned from @texasstrong12) after he showed up in the replies of seemingly every single tweet about something early on in the 2019 class, probably to do with Richardson/Leal. Anyway, I'm like 95% sure he said he's gay in his bio, so I guess you're technically right. Otoh, I guess he probably won't be having much success with the better looking gay dudes. 

[rickyspub 801]

14 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

I'm not proud of this, but I twitter-stalked this kid probably almost a year ago (I learned from @texasstrong12) after he showed up in the replies of seemingly every single tweet about something early on in the 2019 class, probably to do with Richardson/Leal. Anyway, I'm like 95% sure he said he's gay in his bio, so I guess you're technically right. Otoh, I guess he probably won't be having much success with the better looking gay dudes. 

They're all buff milkman on the other side of the glory hole.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,160]

3 hours ago, Colonel Mustard said:

Uh.. Who dis? 

Sommer Ray

[Tex Pete 21,489]

35 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

Anyway, I'm like 95% sure he said he's gay in his bio, so I guess you're technically right. Otoh, I guess he probably won't be having much success with the better looking gay dudes. 

Johnny looks like he was pretty into the guy, but that was probably just the meth talking.

[satyanash 15,632]

48 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I will add that, as someone alluded to earlier, he's a big aggy poster on reddit. He's even more biased on there than in those articles.

"Don't care, got Jimbo."

[George Clooney 378]

Wait that's him? I told him to aim higher than being a texags reporter on there a few weeks ago; I guess he won't be taking my advice.

[Tex Pete 21,489]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

"Don't care, got Jimbo."

In this little douche's lifetime, aggy has won a single conference championship.

And the last time aggy played for a national championship, NO ONE could tune in and watch them play. I'm sure there were literally dozens in attendance. WHOOP!

[Machinator 32,103]

Just now, Tex Pete said:

In this little douche's lifetime, aggy has won a single conference championship.

And the last time aggy played for a national championship, NO ONE could tune in and watch them play. I'm sure there were literally dozens in attendance. WHOOP!

If he's still in high school, he was not alive in 1998.

[SydneyCarton 49,510]

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

"Don't care, got Jimbo."

I personally love the opinions presented as fact. "Liucci is correct in saying that Carrington is an arrogant loudmouth." Is that so, Luke? 

Id assume the go to move here would be for all the longhorns on that page to start mocking his age. He's basically quoting his own article in that post, or vice versa. And despite being such a delicate age, someone should educate him on ole Jimbo's past with Candi. 

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

In this little douche's lifetime, aggy has won a single conference championship.

And the last time aggy played for a national championship, NO ONE could tune in and watch them play. I'm sure there were literally dozens in attendance. WHOOP!

Centre College was legit in ‘39

[Machinator 32,103]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I personally love the opinions presented as fact. "Liucci is correct in saying that Carrington is an arrogant loudmouth." Is that so, Luke? 

Id assume the go to move here would be for all the longhorns on that page to start mocking his age. He's basically quoting his own article in that post, or vice versa. And despite being such a delicate age, someone should educate him on ole Jimbo's past with Candi. 

The mods on reddit tend to be far more authoritarian than those on here.

[Tex Pete 21,489]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

If he's still in high school, he was not alive in 1998.

Of course, you're correct.

[Katfid54 9,005]

5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

"Don't care, got Jimbo."

#1) Herman's wife admittedly did know about the strip club.

AND

#2) Jimbo doesn't go to strip clubs "without his wife knowing" because Jimbo doesn't have a wife.  Jimbo has an ex-wife.

[SydneyCarton 49,510]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I personally love the opinions presented as fact. "Liucci is correct in saying that Carrington is an arrogant loudmouth." Is that so, Luke? 

Id assume the go to move here would be for all the longhorns on that page to start mocking his age. He's basically quoting his own article in that post, or vice versa. And despite being such a delicate age, someone should educate him on ole Jimbo's past with Candi. 

Oh, shit, googling Jimbo Fisher Cuckold and saw this gem from Drew Magary:

https://deadspin.com/jimbo-fisher-is-a-whimpering-penis-1652200042

[Tex Pete 21,489]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oh, shit, googling Jimbo Fisher Cuckold and saw this gem from Drew Magary:

https://deadspin.com/jimbo-fisher-is-a-whimpering-penis-1652200042

Quote

head coach Jimbo Fisher is a smarmy, whimpering football penis.

Well, we know that's a fact.

[texifornia 59,018]

For the masochists (ahem, @satyanash) among us

 

[Rockwell Torrey 1,386]

15 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

#2) Jimbo doesn't go to strip clubs "without his wife knowing" because Jimbo doesn't have a wife.  Jimbo has an ex-wife.

In all fairness to Jimbo, he just has to deconflict with his ex-wife’s sked to ensure she is not performing at the club he is headed to.

[ClubWhatever 12,317]

We seem to have our own chin pubes

[C-Man 27,789]

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

For the masochists (ahem, @satyanash) among us

 

Wearing a Joy Division t-shirt. Hmm. Does EJ know who Joy Division is or did he just like the tee?

Again, unfathomable how a guy whose job is covering recruiting can get married the day before NSD2. They're doing it in the fucking court -- they can do it any fucking time!

[Gardner Barnes 1,579]

Why do the most hardcore aggy have weird shit going on with their faces - like this dudes with the uneven eyes

[irishtexan 11,712]

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Wearing a Joy Division t-shirt. Hmm. Does EJ know who Joy Division is or did he just like the tee?

Again, unfathomable how a guy whose job is covering recruiting can get married the day before NSD2. They're doing it in the fucking court -- they can do it any fucking time!

 

Does he know that his marriage Ceremony is a Means to an End of No Love Lost and Dead Souls?  After She's Lost Control (Again), Love will Tear them Apart, and then New Dawn Fades. An Atrocity Exhibition, for sure. 

Edited February 4, 2019 by irishtexan

[Nope 3,151]

2 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

Why do the most hardcore aggy have weird shit going on with their faces - like this dudes whose eyes are uneven.

The island of misfit toys 

[TommyGufano 6,023]

27 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oh, shit, googling Jimbo Fisher Cuckold and saw this gem from Drew Magary:

https://deadspin.com/jimbo-fisher-is-a-whimpering-penis-1652200042

Karen Key Largo (has to be her posting as Nick9900) really let Drew have it in the comments. 😮

[bigup2dahorns 3,348]

Does EJ know

Lemme stop you right there. Once you begin down that path, it never ends.

[Machinator 32,103]

 

[Hank Chinaski 6,362]

37 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oh, shit, googling Jimbo Fisher Cuckold and saw this gem from Drew Magary:

https://deadspin.com/jimbo-fisher-is-a-whimpering-penis-1652200042

But Fisher is operating from deep within a garrison mentality, one that entails not only a sense of persecution and grievance but an utter conviction in the Seminoles' perfect innocence and virtue. 

Um wow...the man is a perfect fit in CS. 

[sushihorn 3,249]

28 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

In all fairness to Jimbo, he just has to deconflict with his ex-wife’s sked to ensure she is not performing at the club he is headed to.

Wouldn't want a blew on blue incident now would we?

[Wishbone 4,958]

7 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

But Fisher is operating from deep within a garrison mentality, one that entails not only a sense of persecution and grievance but an utter conviction in the Seminoles' perfect innocence and virtue. 

Um wow...the man is a perfect fit in CS. 

Yep. It was inevitable that these rubes found each other. 

Edited February 4, 2019 by Wishbone

[gordogg24p 344]

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

[texaslong 678]

59 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oh, shit, googling Jimbo Fisher Cuckold and saw this gem from Drew Magary:

https://deadspin.com/jimbo-fisher-is-a-whimpering-penis-1652200042

Lulz. He trashed ESPN and the SEC in that video. Go get em Looch. Nobody talks about Looch’s SEC...nobody.

[texaslong 678]

38 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

Why do the most hardcore aggy have weird shit going on with their faces - like this dudes with the uneven eyes

Cousins don’t necessarily make the best offspring.

[Not a Sock 2,366]

27 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

[dday 2]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

If he's still in high school, he was not alive in 1998.

I would suspect he's been held back a few times.

[Modessit 5,667]

#2) Jimbo doesn't go to strip clubs "without his wife knowing" because Jimbo doesn't have a wife.  Jimbo has an ex-wife.

Well, he used to - but they were male strip clubs. Not sure if he was scouting talent for Candi or getting acclimatized to being at aggy.

[Texasborn91 1,103]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Like what’s the fucking point of doing that? Attention whore

[LW Goatman 1,129]

1 hour ago, Gardner Barnes said:

Why do the most hardcore aggy have weird shit going on with their faces - like this dudes with the uneven eyes

I first came across the term as a child when our family was buying registered labs that ended up with genetic defects. It’s called linebreeding. That pool is small and shallow.

[TexasToast 728]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

[realgreggym 838]

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Of course, you're correct.

But he was old enough to see Herman and non power 5 school UH beat the crap out of Jimbo and the mighty FSU tomahawks.

Its great to be under Kate! 

Edited February 4, 2019 by realgreggym

[Atticus 4,221]

20 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

Like what’s the fucking point of doing that? Attention whore

I'm guessing you are just now becoming aware of twitter?

[Modessit 5,667]

 

He used 12 hookems. Advantage aggy.

[sushihorn 3,249]

22 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

Like what’s the fucking point of doing that? Attention whore

The dude's business model depends on convincing schools he can influence recruits.  What's he going to say?  "I tried to shop Shephard to A&M but his family told me to piss off?"

[Huckleberry 34,690]

The dude's business model depends on convincing schools he can influence recruits.  What's he going to say?  "I tried to shop Shephard to A&M but his family told me to piss off?"

And vice versa, convincing recruits that he can influence schools. In Shepherd's case both schools would have been interested anyway but he has to make sure public perception is still that he has great relationships with all schools.