Texas recruiting notes 2019

[SimkinsMan 4347]

42 minutes ago, satyanash said:

The tag is an accessory, you have to buy it separately.

What ... a fucking knob. Just a total douche. Like the quintessential 40k millionaire.

[sushihorn 3233]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'd laugh and say "the gays" but that's not even close to actually fashionable enough for them.

More like he grabbed the worst piece of clothing from 8 random gay men and put it all on at once.

[IBuryPaul 273]

Congrats Mr. and Mrs. EJ. Here's wishing you many, many, many wonderful years together.

[Katfid54 8591]

Just now, IBuryPaul said:

Congrats Mr. and Mrs. EJ. Here's wishing you many, many, many wonderful years together.

not what we're doing right now, Paul.

[Focht Up 631]

Maybe EJ never had a good male role model?

[Katfid54 8591]

Just now, Focht Up said:

Maybe EJ never had a good male role model?

[Wishbone 4731]

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

not what we're doing right now, Paul.

Well, I for one, wish her the best.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I wonder how many aggy fans there are who recognize what a complete and utter estrogen-laden megadork Liucci is? Surely they don't all worship at the shrine of the JFF-fluffer?

Meanwhile, I can count on zero fingers the people who actually have respect for EJ. And that level of respect has, amazingly, just gone down.

[SizzleChest 8275]

[satyanash 14276]

4 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Maybe EJ never had a good male role model?

[Tex Pete 20136]

I think people get way too worked up over what EJ does. I don't pay a dime for his content, and I take everything he says for what I think it's worth.

He is a stereotypical millennial. It's humorous because he's a living caricature.

 

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

6 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Maybe EJ never had a good male role model?

I suspect he's had a good male or two.  Whether they were role models can be debated.

[Valmy77 13092]

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I wonder how many aggy fans there are who recognize what a complete and utter estrogen-laden megadork Liucci is? Surely they don't all worship at the shrine of the JFF-fluffer?

Meanwhile, I can count on zero fingers the people who actually have respect for EJ. And that level of respect has, amazingly, just gone down.

I would hope most A&M fans think he is a fool. 

[Tex Pete 20136]

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I wonder how many aggy fans there are who recognize what a complete and utter estrogen-laden megadork Liucci is? Surely they don't all worship at the shrine of the JFF-fluffer?

Meanwhile, I can count on zero fingers the people who actually have respect for EJ. And that level of respect has, amazingly, just gone down.

Yet through all of this, EJ is somehow getting married. To a real girl. Loochie never will, and Taylor Hamm got fired by his wife after she finally came to her senses.

[Beau Vine 53964]

54 minutes ago, satyanash said:

The tag is an accessory, you have to buy it separately.

$18 for that thing?!?!?!?!  Someone at Nike is a fucking genius.

[texifornia 56434]

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I think people get way too worked up over what EJ does. I don't pay a dime for his content, and I take everything he says for what I think it's worth.

He is a stereotypical millennial. It's humorous because he's a living caricature.

 

I think people are having fun at his expense more than "getting worked up."

Except ctj. He seems mad.

[Wishbone 4731]

It also looks like EJ is in the early stages of developing two black eyes in that pic. Was she punching him in the car on the way to the courthouse after seeing what he had on?

[Beau Vine 53964]

You can get the tag and these shoelaces for $18.99:
 

[Saint Tacky 1609]

27 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Jesus he's reading us in real time not motor boating those big titties on his wedding day. 

Sad

[cafe society 2835]

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Holy heaven.  Fucking this.  And pardon my ignorance of such things, is he touting the wedding dress designer?  Dear lord.

[Tex Pete 20136]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I think people are having fun at his expense more than "getting worked up."

Except ctj. He seems mad.

I mean generally, not in this particular instance.

[texifornia 56434]

1 minute ago, cafe society said:

Holy heaven.  Fucking this.  And pardon my ignorance of such things, is he touting the wedding dress designer?  Dear lord.

Lol no, he probably made fun of her for wearing a "dress for old people". Those are the designers he's wearing.

[Tex Pete 20136]

And maybe EJ chose today as the wedding day so we can continue on the Drive to 1000!

[satyanash 14276]

2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Holy heaven.  Fucking this.  And pardon my ignorance of such things, is he touting the wedding dress designer?  Dear lord.

My guess would be:

Heron Preston = his cap

CDG = his cardigan

Neil Barrett = his trousers

Off White = his sneakers

[Burt Macklin 18988]

33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He had to plan the honeymoon. Which is in Prague (surprisingly fun and culturally engaging choice, but BRR in February), so give it a month out to book plane tickets and hotels.

I often find it disturbing how much you know about EJ’s life.

This is one of those times.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

And maybe EJ chose today as the wedding day so we can continue on the Drive to 1000!

Only 3,229 posts to go!

Edited February 5, 2019 by CowtownHorn
Edited for accuracy

[texifornia 56434]

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

I often find it disturbing how much you know about EJ’s life.

This is one of those times.

He tweets out ALL OF IT. It's unhealthy for us both.

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

He tweets out ALL OF IT. It's unhealthy for us both.

‘‘Tis the age of TMI.

[DontCallMeSurly 56]

32 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

It would be one thing if his wife also went for “nontraditional”.   But she wore a white dress and came like a normal person.  Which means he’s just a giant douchebag who made a mockery of it because he thinks lame people are the ones who wear suits and not baseball caps to their wedding.  I’m sure his bride is putting on a brave face but crying inside.

It's difficult to see how she could ever do that with that choice of a husband.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

What's E.J. short for, anyway? Elang Joyo? Ernesto Javier? Edgard Jamison? Edible Jammies? Extra Java? 

[Sabalo 994]

With all due respect, wood.

[Machinator 32097]

PWO from Odessa Permian

https://www.hudl.com/profile/8028105/Christian-Tschauner

[Wishbone 4731]

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

What's E.J. short for, anyway? Elang Joyo? Ernesto Javier? Edgard Jamison? Edible Jammies? Extra Java? 

Evaluates JAG’s?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Just now, Sabalo said:

With all due respect, wood.

Okay... but what about her?

[Beau Vine 53964]

10 minutes ago, satyanash said:

My guess would be:

Heron Preston = his cap

CDG = his cardigan

Neil Barrett = his trousers

Off White = his sneakers

I'm worried about you because you were even able to guess these things.

[Sabalo 994]

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Okay... but what about her?

Only her, nttawwt if someone wood EJ.

[ClubWhatever 12085]

EJ talk killing the site

[gordogg24p 344]

45 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

She's gotta be knocked-up to agree to this

 

There's no way they've slept together. Among literally ALL THE OTHER WARNING SIGNS, his arm placement makes him look like a high school freshman who somehow convinced a senior girl to take him to the prom.

[GotThatFire 166]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Imagine going through an old photo album and seeing that your grandfather wore this for his wedding

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

40 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Maybe EJ never had a good male role model?

Wait, EJ is a dude?  Holy shit!  Who would have thunk it?

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

40 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Well, I for one, wish her the best.

Too late.

[Scholz 11923]

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

EJ talk killing the site

1,000 pages at a time

[texifornia 56434]

1 minute ago, GotThatFire said:

Wait a sec, is that dude on the left a Nazi? That's a pretty Germanic looking helmet.

[randygilman 643]

Thread sucks 

[Katfid54 8591]

43 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

50 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Maybe EJ never had a good male role model?

I suspect he's had a good male or two.  Whether they were role models can be debated.

*Hole models?

[GotThatFire 166]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Wait a sec, is that dude on the left a Nazi? That's a pretty Germanic looking helmet.

Dunno. I’m no expert.

[TheFlyingBoat 906]

1 hour ago, Sabalo said:

Help me out. I'm sure in this instance CDG is not cartel del golfo.

Commes de Garcon

[Ricky Butler 2657]

Shout out to all my Bros on the Surly. Who are y’all wearing?

[kevwun 15595]

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Wait a sec, is that dude on the left a Nazi? That's a pretty Germanic looking helmet.

Yes, that's a Nazi.

[KYHorn 16808]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I started calling EJ Holland a know-nothing hack of an assclown on 24/7 3 years ago when he showed up. He was mobbed for autographs by the likes of LotusHorn, VaHorn and other goobers of their ilk. This all because he was a 23 year old hired to cover recruits for a UT site.

He knew jack shit, but he was going to act entitled and tell you how fucking hard he worked and how smart he was. So I mocked him on an ongoing basis and he had the thinnest skin of any of these dildos this side of Taylor Hamm. He exploded one day after I told him he had made a lazy take, not that he was lazy. He cyber-bawled, locked the thread when I came back at him with facts and logic, and then started a new thread calling me a dipshit for challenging him. I responded, went to the account information section and deleted my credit card info, changed my password to something I'd never remember, and logged out.

I was one of the first posters on that site in support of what Howe and Burton were doing and promoted it on Shaggy. It was obvious then, but it is nonetheless more gratifying now, to see what a complete and utter dipshit this fucking dork is. To boot, I think his football takes get worse every time I see something new from him. He's a shill for the street agents and more or less has complete and utter disdain for his subscriber base, who's too stupid to see that or address it. When he's off to cover gossip some day for a local DFW blog or something, I have no doubt he'll continue to do substandard work even there. 

Look, we all know y'alls dinner date didn't go as planned. Jealousy isn't a good look on you.