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Just now, gordogg24p said:

All the hats are brand new...

...except aggy. I'm assuming it's a red herring.

DOOMED.

It's a red *Heron.

Specifically, that hat is a decoy, and he'll reach under the table and pull out a hat with a Yellow-Crowned Night Heron on it.  EJ will then automatically be teleported from his honeymoon to the middle of a livestream of Shepherd's ceremony, where he will comment on Javonne's drip.  And then Shepherd will announce he has committed to aggy.

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Just now, Katfid54 said:

It's a red *Heron.

Specifically, that hat is a decoy, and he'll reach under the table and pull out a hat with a Yellow-Crowned Night Heron on it.  EJ will then automatically be teleported from his honeymoon to the middle of a livestream of Shepherd's ceremony, where he will comment on Javonne's drip.  And then Shepherd will announce he has committed to aggy.

drip so sway knowm say?

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Just now, Katfid54 said:

It's a red *Heron.

Specifically, that hat is a decoy, and he'll reach under the table and pull out a hat with a Yellow-Crowned Night Heron on it.  EJ will then automatically be teleported from his honeymoon to the middle of a livestream of Shepherd's ceremony, where he will comment on Javonne's drip.  And then Shepherd will announce he has committed to aggy.

This actually seems like the most realistic scenario, but you forgot to add that all of the recruiting sites will immediately drop Shepherd to a 2-star once he does.

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2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

It's a red *Heron.

Specifically, that hat is a decoy, and he'll reach under the table and pull out a hat with a Yellow-Crowned Night Heron on it.  EJ will then automatically be teleported from his honeymoon to the middle of a livestream of Shepherd's ceremony, where he will comment on Javonne's drip.  And then Shepherd will announce he has committed to aggy.

But he will remain undecided until the last second before the a&m hat goes onto his head 

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1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

It's the reverse double fuck you fake out no Jimbo in home visit commit / decommit signing day hat dance. Next level trolling.

I heard he was in contact with generra to have them make a hypercolor hat that changed from one school to another once it was on his head 

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Just now, Huckleberry said:

Why would that cause a meltdown? You seem like you don't pay much attention to recruiting.

Come on Huck you act you like you don't know shaggy/surly.  If he comes here cool, he provides valuable upside and depth.  If he goes to aggy well then see ya later.

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