Texas recruiting notes 2019

[South Austin 52,127]

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

No, no, no, see, he signed with us, so none of that flaky stuff actually happened.

Yep.  And thank you, FWK, your highness. 

[Bevo14 8,274]

34 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Coming from the dipshit who can’t get through one of his podcasts, or whatever the fuck it is, without taking shots at Texas.

 

yeah but he's just a generic aggy fuckboi so nobody cares enough to bitch about it

Edited February 6, 2019 by Bevo14

[Scholz 11,933]

Yes, Billy.  Rent fucking free.  Your entire life.

[rickyspub 801]

30 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I love that Billy will be on full tilt for the foreseeable future.  Haha.

 

Looks like someone's dick is living rent free in Looch's gob.

[Modessit 5,596]

I’ll be in my bunker in Otisburg.

It's a little place.

[Michael Knight 12,888]

I always believed in Sheppard and always believed in Bru

[Sejjr 3,246]

And FWK!

[Stampeder 92]

Composite ranking:  3rd overall and 4th in avg ranking per recruit (Bama, UGa, tOSU)

[Vertigo 20,265]

47 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

December 31st, Billy was thinking this was going to be a magnificent off season... ohhh Billy...

[South Austin 52,127]

4 minutes ago, Stampeder said:

Composite ranking:  3rd overall and 4th in avg ranking per recruit (Bama, UGa, tOSU)

No aggy?  But Jimbo promised!!!!

[Hank Scorpio 17,721]

56 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

"those kind of guys" 

-katfid, probably

[Katfid54 8,591]

Just now, Hank Scorpio said:

"those kind of guys" 

-katfid, probably

Well, obviously I want us to recruit those kinds of guys!  Do you not?

[Bodacious Bevo 3,576]

25 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

The "shitting on him" from most people was recognition that he was acting flaky, he was associated with FWK and all that entails, and his mental eval indicates he has a higher bust probability than most recruits.

All of that is still valid.

Yeah I don't mind that stuff. All the talk about how he was guaranteed to flip, plotting with Jimbo, already an A&M silent, or that we should just totally cut him off was tiring though. 

[Bodacious Bevo 3,576]

dp

Edited February 6, 2019 by Bodacious Bevo

[Hank Scorpio 17,721]

Just now, Katfid54 said:

Well, obviously I want us to recruit those kinds of guys!  Do you not?

I prefer to segregate my backfields. That way everyone knows their place. You don't want a FB thinking he's a RB, that's just absurd.

[EZ$ 2,102]

So we good with FWK or nah?  

[Bevo 13,524]

nah. FWK was in Atlanta.

[maninblack 7,974]

I hope he took every scent bag lady and Jimbo offered him

 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Just now, maninblack said:

I hope he took every scent bag lady and Jimbo offered him

 

I want nothing to do with the scents coming off that hag or the hobbit.

[Scholz 11,933]

Just now, EZ$ said:

So we good with FWK or nah?  

Yes *

* only if Shepherd's teammate D.Demas signs next year.  He's still on double secret probation.

[Bevo 13,524]

1 minute ago, maninblack said:

I hope he took every scent bag lady and Jimbo offered him

 

They stink.

[Magus Ossis 2,783]

46 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Here, I have the table set for all of you that have been shitting on Shepherd for the last three months. You know who you are. 

Yeah I think there was mainly not so much shitting on him as lamenting the drama and risk he represents. He proved the posters wrong by going back in time and not getting suspended from his HS team and then signing the only outstanding LOI from the 2019 recruiting class at Texas with no aggy cap in sight. He is a physical freak. He is only a teenager. He is a Horn now. I think we all want it to work out with him. But let’s not pretend he was or is just like every other guy in the class in terms of risk.

[Soldierhorn 206]

8 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I prefer to segregate my backfields. That way everyone knows their place. You don't want a FB thinking he's a RB, that's just absurd.

what if the FB thinks he is a QB?  Is that ok?

[C-Man 27,041]

3 minutes ago, maninblack said:

I hope he took every scent bag lady and Jimbo offered him

 

Has that twat had anything to say today?

[deech 2,251]

1 minute ago, Soldierhorn said:

what if the FB thinks he is a QB?  Is that ok?

They all should be coaches on the field IMHO.

[FloridaHorn 4,735]

2 minutes ago, Soldierhorn said:

what if the FB thinks he is a QB?  Is that ok?

Coach on the field types

 

 

dammit deech!!

Edited February 6, 2019 by FloridaHorn

[RabidM 2,664]

Shepherd becoming an All American would be the best case scenario for everyone.  aggie tears, Texas greatness... Hopefully Hand can mold him into a beast.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,139]

5 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

So we good with FWK or nah?  

Nope, appears much of the drama was of his creation just to promote himself.

[Gene Parmesan 3,993]

14 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I prefer to segregate my backfields. That way everyone knows their place. You don't want a FB thinking he's a RB, that's just absurd.

That would be absurd.  How would the FB even expect to carry the ball and his lunch pail?

[Scholz 11,933]

18 minutes ago, South Austin said:

No aggy?  But Jimbo promised!!!!

Just wait until they start drinking tonight.

[LTtxfan 48,962]

Expected to see something like this gif posted on Surly due to Herman's announcement today that Warehime is adding coaching the Special Teams to his reponsibilies......

Edited February 6, 2019 by LTtxfan

[Hornius Emeritus 12,415]

27 minutes ago, Stampeder said:

Composite ranking:  3rd overall and 4th in avg ranking per recruit (Bama, UGa, tOSU)

 

So two years in a row Texas has been 3rd overall in composite while Aggie finished 6th and 16th?  

Didn't Dimbo promise they would finish 1st this year?

[Valmy77 13,093]

Yeah I was a little worried to see the special teams coach switch around, there is still a lot to do to make our special teams better. It should not be a job just tossed on some spare coach.

But whatever, maybe those titles do not actually mean much.

[maninblack 7,974]

I want nothing to do with the scents coming off that hag or the hobbit.

It's been a long couple days. Rep

[texifornia 56,488]

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah I was a little worried to see the special teams coach switch around, there is still a lot to do to make our special teams better. It should not be a job just tossed on some spare coach.

But whatever, maybe those titles do not actually mean much.

I think the staff is prioritizing retaining Naivar/prepping for if Orlando leaves for an HC role over any potential special teams dropoff from Naivar to Warehime.

At minimum we know Herman is big on special teams so he won't let it fall off the wagon completely.

[Deej 76,542]

4 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

So two years in a row Texas has been 3rd overall in composite while Aggie finished 6th and 16th?  

Didn't Dimbo promise they would finish 1st this year?

First in the Brazos River Valley.

Edited February 6, 2019 by Deej

[Goodman 3,273]

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Expected to see something like this gif posted on Surly due to Herman's announcement today that Warehime is adding coaching the Special Teams to his reponsibilies......

More like...

[Magus Ossis 2,783]

Idk whether Warehime has photos, is a key part of the talent evaluation braintrust, just benefits from loyalty and desire for staff continuity, or what. 12 games ago I’d have nearly flipped my lid. Now I’m willing to wait a bit more patiently to see how things continue to develop.

[Machinator 32,097]

1 minute ago, Magus Ossis said:

Idk whether Warehime has photos, is a key part of the talent evaluation braintrust, just benefits from loyalty and desire for staff continuity, or what. 12 games ago I’d have nearly flipped my lid. Now I’m willing to wait a bit more patiently to see how things continue to develop.

The moment we won the Sugar Bowl, Tom had all the leverage in the world.

[Cairn Horn88 8,165]

31 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Well, obviously I want us to recruit those kinds of guys!  Do you not?

I want it all.

I want it all.

I want it all.......and I want it now!

[Scholz 11,933]

16 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I want nothing to do with the scents coming off that hag or the hobbit.

Hmm.  I'm guessing stale beer, dusty dry parchment and sardines mixed with Evan Williams distilled through a B.O. filter.

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

29 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Yeah I don't mind that stuff. All the talk about how he was guaranteed to flip, plotting with Jimbo, already an A&M silent, or that we should just totally cut him off was tiring though. 

Yep.  Follow Herman's actions vs internet Joe Bag'O Donuts conspiracies.  TH isn't getting Perrilloux'd like Butter Teeth did.

[UncleBuck 6,444]

Just now, Machinator said:

The moment we won the Sugar Bowl, Tom had all the leverage in the world.

Hmm. It might help your recruiters if your school is winning, and sometimes against elite competition? Interesting.

Edited February 6, 2019 by UncleBuck

[Rimbo 25,772]

So, how's the 2019 class? I'm not sure. Is 3rd in the country good?

[Leanderman 2,267]

Special news bulletin. Due the recent and unexpected outpouring of gomer tears, the Brazos River has risen a foot.

[Scholz 11,933]

Can't wait for the gomers to drunk post tonight.

 

[tittiesandbeer 85]

33 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

So we good with FWK or nah?  

[Machinator 32,097]

SIAP but Herman said in his presser today that Shepherd is currently at 318 lbs.

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[Magus Ossis 2,783]

About the only time Herman seemed defensive in that presser was answering about Hand. It was like he went out of his way not to compliment him too much and possibly therefore be seen as critical of Warehime. Also, the response he gave Bohls about how many would be contributors seemed like there was an unspoken (and much relished by Herman) f-you: “Some.”