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  On 2/6/2019 at 10:12 PM, Katfid54 said:

It should be obvious by now that there are good versions of this joke and bad versions of this joke.  If you're going to make this joke, it is worth trying to be new and creative about it.  Hard to believe that something less than a week old has already been beaten to death.  But I put nothing past Surly.

What I do ask is that when you fuckwits try to make this joke, do it in a new and interesting way.  Or don't do it at all and just post pics of Kate Beckinsale.

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Some big buttons you’re putting out there for folks to push, fatkid. Good luck with dictating the terms of your mockery.  

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  On 2/7/2019 at 4:10 AM, GRHorn said:

So Katfid can’t tell black people apart? Is that the joke or am I stoned and mistaken?

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Well, it starts with that and then it collapses for him into him being bitchy about the way in which he’s mocked for it. I mean, it’s important that he acts nonchalant about it, but as you can see in the post he made earlier, he’s in a lot of pain over the shame of it all. It’s a tough gig, being a beloved, prominent recruiting poster, but it’s a yoke he is the best prepared to carry when that fall from grace happens, clearly. 

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  On 2/7/2019 at 4:49 AM, Gardner Barnes said:

The next person that posts about poor restaurant hygiene, peppercorns, how racist Katfid is (he is), Zoroastrianism, Oukadt, or LA area airports is taking some time off.

Some mod probably

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Meh, with NSD2 now being a non-event, I imagine blacklab won't poke his head back on this thread again. We need more shitposting on the 2020 thread now to get the page number up before NDS1 when the mods will be around to crack down. Then we might be close enough by NSD2 to threadshit our way to 1000 pages.

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As an aside it might be interesting and hilarious to have a shitposting list of off topic topics discussed on the 2020 thread.

Would probably have to define some topic minimum metrics - like 10 off topic on topic posts within a single 2 page run and at least 1 person bitching about the off topic posts.

Everything by zbt, phglem, and horn of the morning instantly disqualified of course

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Gabe Brooks: Big 12 Superlatives for National Signing Day

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  On 2/7/2019 at 5:19 AM, Scholz said:
The first mono-theistic religion from which the big 3 descend. 4K years old. Their numbers are declining.

Yep. Learned that about 100 pages ago. Did you know Freddy Mercury was one? Also learned that.

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  On 2/7/2019 at 5:19 AM, Scholz said:

The first mono-theistic religion from which the big 3 descend. 4K years old. Their numbers are declining.

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Fun fact: neither Zoroastrianism nor Judaism were purely monotheistic in their original forms. What we consider to be Zoroastrianism nowadays was largely codified in the 4th century in Persia during the Sassanid Empire.

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Posted (edited)
  On 2/7/2019 at 6:57 AM, Colt45 said:

Why is it that we are ranked better on 247 compared to ESPN? Is it just because they have the players graded differently?

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ESPN is shitty at evaluating players. WHOOP! there it is. 

You smell like an aggy. 

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  On 2/7/2019 at 5:45 AM, Machinator said:
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  On 2/7/2019 at 6:27 AM, TheFlyingBoat said:

Sweet Jesus these are good 

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While they may be good, I would not have put Javonne's edit, with his mouth open to the photo above along with "TOTAL PACKAGE", underneath a photo of a guy's package.

 

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I would have placed Javonne's edit on the top row of one of his three composite sheets.

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  On 2/7/2019 at 5:37 AM, satyanash said:

Fun fact: neither Zoroastrianism nor Judaism were purely monotheistic in their original forms. What we consider to be Zoroastrianism nowadays was largely codified in the 4th century in Persia during the Sassanid Empire.

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I thought Judaism was defined by the Old Testament. Are you going back to what was written in the dead sea scrolls? And is that Judaism? And if Christianity came from Judaism or the Old Testament, I don't see how you could say that it is strictly monotheistic either since it too would have to be traced back to the dead sea scrolls.

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  On 2/7/2019 at 6:57 AM, Colt45 said:

Why is it that we are ranked better on 247 compared to ESPN? Is it just because they have the players graded differently?

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Because ESPN doesn't know shit about rankings, they laid off most of their recruiting staff and cut a lot of the funding.  They don't do the leg work or have the capacity to do the leg work - they rank based off of offers and half ass analysis.  After that process is complete, they treat us to Tom "I know a lot about little" Luginbill talking out of his ass for an hour and half. 

Does that help? 

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  On 2/7/2019 at 8:39 AM, Bevo said:

I thought Judaism was defined by the Old Testament. Are you going back to what was written in the dead sea scrolls? And is that Judaism? And if Christianity came from Judaism or the Old Testament, I don't see how you could say that it is strictly monotheistic either since it too would have to be traced back to the dead sea scrolls.

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god doesn’t exist. 

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  On 2/7/2019 at 12:13 PM, Magus Ossis said:
Maybe this thread isn’t the best place to make assertions about religion(s). That and politics will ruin a conversation or a thread in a hurry.
If you don't believe in God after this recruiting cycle, I don't know what to tell you.
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Posted
  On 2/7/2019 at 5:42 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

So today, UCLA lost one kid to Kansas state and another to a walk on offer from Washington?

yikes. 

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The UW kid is from Bellevue, so that's almost excusable.  

That other kid is from Long Beach, and he flipped to KSU "after visiting Manhatten."  WTF is that kid thinking?????

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Suchomel posted this about Braun a couple days ago

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He also said A&M was overconfident on Shepherd up until the very end 

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  On 2/7/2019 at 11:17 AM, futureman said:

god doesn’t exist. 

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While there may not be proof of the existence of God, if you are going to assert that no gods exist you must demonstrate that no gods exist. As it a near impossibility to prove a negative, the best practice is to not make assertion like this. Instead, simply force the deists to prove their God does exist by providing evidence that can be tested and stand up to scientific scrutiny.

You are just making yourself look like an ass here because this is a recruiting thread and the subject matter has fuckall to do with your statement.

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