Wish me luck

[BrazilHorn 6634]

We need you on that wall. You can’t die yet. 

 

[RPM 26355]

They're probably having trouble finding a Ruger pacemaker in a caliber and finish he likes.

[RDCanecutter 26473]

If you're well enough to text that you had a heart attack, you're well enough to go back to swinging that pickaxe. Quit malingering.

And good luck.

[CooterBrown 18031]

Don’t freak out at all the hospital technology. A lot has changed since the last time you went in for your leeches treatment and went home with a bottle of Laudanum for the pain.

[Sbbruin 21892]

3 hours ago, BottleRocket said:

Hope that you don't die.  If you do, can I have your Colt 1911?

You can have the guns.  I get Mrs. Brat.  

I mean, good luck old man.  Thoughts and prayers and wutnot.

[gsoda3 3283]

Prayers

[Scheiss Meister 8412]

C'mon, man.  You gotta get better, and quick.  Who else will tell all of us whippersnappers what running from dinosaurs and toking with Sitting Bull were like?

Good luck, dude.  And ou does indeed suck.

[Wally Fairway 5587]

has anyone started a gofundme to send strippers to go visit Brat in the hospital?

[Dilligas 666]

At 9:06 tonight Armybrat died

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

his hair. A deep, dark brown. The same as in his going to war pics before Normandy.

Ride on the wings of eagles my friend.

[XYZ 2154]

Shit, so sorry to hear that. RIP.

Edited January 25, 2019 by XYZ

[Tailgate 3024]

Damn...

[Trey3216 15357]

@Dilligas I hope this is a joke.  Damn 

Edited January 25, 2019 by Trey3216

[Nonbryan 173]

Damn, Heal up quick Brat.  I leave nearby.  If you need anyone to go feed your cat or help out, shoot me a PM and I will help out.

[Digdogger 1344]

Brat will posting his upside down nurse pics in the Hot or Not thread in the morning

[futureman 22547]

41 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Shit, so sorry to hear that. RIP.

 

33 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Damn...

 

18 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

@Dilligas I hope this is a joke.  Damn 

smh

[dimyh 1874]

Wait you had an event and you didn't invite us? What the hell old man!!! That's not how it works around here. Get to feeling better and maybe...maybe...we will drop off a Luann special for you and a vintage copy of Big 'Uns from 88.

[Trey3216 15357]

Just now, futureman said:

 

 

smh

Being serious.  Didn’t know if he was just surlying or if he knew details.  I sure as hell hope it wouldn’t be presented as such.   I mean, I expect it, as per my reaction, but I’d hope there’d be a bit more sincerity 

[DalTxHornFan 3117]

49 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

At 9:06 tonight Armybrat died

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

his hair. A deep, dark brown. The same as in his going to war pics before Normandy.

Ride on the wings of eagles my friend.

If this is an attempt at humor -- fuck off.

[Brisketexan 105349]

So, Brat....you take care of you....but also....tell us you’re not dead.

[The Dude 1246]

GL and speedy recovery AB

[TwiceHorn 31537]

All of the above.  Speedy recovery friendo!

[futureman 22547]

I doubt dilligas is in the hospital with AB.  he quoted the time.  and it was a bad joke about hair coloring.  

unless dilligas is a known AB associate how can anyone begin to believe that 

[Zepol87 9191]

Hope all is well brat!!

[RPM 26355]

41 minutes ago, futureman said:

unless dilligas is a known AB associate how can anyone begin to believe that 

You have severely underestimated the internet, Sir!

And yeah, @Dilligas I know you're trying to be edgy and cool so you can fit in. But that wasn't it.

So has anyone heard info from friends? Somebody bring a Kel-Tec into his house?

Edited January 25, 2019 by RPM

[Rip76 4947]

Would not mind an update.

[futureman 22547]

7 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Would not mind an update.

I’m sure he’s sleeping and his family doesn’t care fuckall about their loved one’s anonymous degenerate internet friends.

[Rip76 4947]

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m sure he’s sleeping and his family doesn’t care fuckall about their loved one’s anonymous degenerate internet friends.

Probably sure you’re right.

[Armybrat 40914]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

So, Brat....you take care of you....but also....tell us you’re not dead.

I might as well be after eating the cafeteria meatloaf plate & Elmer’s Glue pudding dessert.

i need a Luby’s fix, but the drugs here should see me through.

Edited January 25, 2019 by Armybrat

[futureman 22547]

I never minded the glue pudding. 

[Fat Bastard 606]

PM me if you have any questions about what’s going on with your procedure or meds they’re gonna put u on. GL

[Quasimofo 406]

Take care of yourself, old man! Upside down gun porn is not easy to come by!

[Victor Lazlo 1777]

52 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I might as well be after eating the cafeteria meatloaf plate & Elmer’s Glue pudding dessert.

i need a Luby’s fix, but the drugs here should see me through.

Damn, after that fuckstick posted, I thought you were a goner. Glad to see you still can fog a mirror. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19144]

Get well, AB.

[deadshank 24653]

Good to see you posting again.  

How are the nurses' titties?

[South Austin 52614]

9 hours ago, XYZ said:

Shit, so sorry to hear that. RIP.

He was only mostly dead.

[Armybrat 40914]

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He was only mostly dead.

Fake dead.

[The Dude 1246]

I think the wreath fund is tapped, but maybe they can put together another surly subscription level and we could come up with a hallmark card 

[bernorange 8365]

Sorry to hear that Brat.  Embrace the healthy salad.  Cheers.

[RamjetFDO 10577]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

He was only mostly dead.

to blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave....

 

(go get'em Brat... I need to 'shop another photo of yours, so get to it)

[pokeNbeans 203]

Get well soon you old bastard. 

[InkaUtexas 26115]

If you die who will tell us about the battle of Gettysburg? 

[Victorious1 165]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

If you die who will tell us about the battle of Gettysburg? 

I think you're confused and meant to say Battle of Yorktown...

[RDCanecutter 26473]

10 hours ago, Armybrat said:

i need a Luby’s fix, but the drugs here should see me through.

Damn, boss, I knew you were old but I didn't know you were Luby's old.

Get the fuck up and grill me some stegosaurus.

 

 

 

 

 

PS: happy you're not dead.

[Leeroy Jenkins 2415]

Did my old Fire Department show up or did you go POV to the hospital?  

 

 

[Sbbruin 21892]

Surely someone can get Brat some good grub delivered to his hospital room.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21922]

Does Uber eats do the Luann platter? Glad you didn’t kick the bucket, get better soon.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

how do you pos rep the original post? "hahaha you had a heart attack", or "thanks for having a heart attack"....?

[RDCanecutter 26473]

12 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

how do you pos rep the original post? "hahaha you had a heart attack", or "thanks for having a heart attack"....?

I take it that people "liked" that Brat told them about it, instead of hearing about it from somebody else.

[NWBuck 8586]

Thoughts and prayers, Brat- You put the "Sir" in Surly.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21922]

I think posting from the ER during a heart attack is about the surliest thing ever.