What the fuck is this?

[CurlyDumps 4618]

 

[futureman 22664]

that’s fucking interesting, man. that’s fucking interesting. 

[Red Five 41596]

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[Rimbo 26853]

Priapism

• Symptoms & causes
• Diagnosis & treatment

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Overview

Priapism is a prolonged erection of the penis. The persistent erection continues hours beyond or isn't caused by sexual stimulation. Priapism is usually painful.

Although priapism is an uncommon condition overall, it occurs commonly in certain groups, such as people who have sickle cell anemia. Prompt treatment for priapism is usually needed to prevent tissue damage that could result in the inability to get or maintain an erection (erectile dysfunction).

 

Priapism is most common in men in their 30s.

 

Symptoms

Priapism symptoms vary depending on the type of priapism. The two main types of priapism are ischemic and nonischemic priapism.

Ischemic priapism

Ischemic priapism, also called low-flow priapism, is the result of blood not being able to leave the penis. It's the more common type of priapism. Signs and symptoms include:

• Erection lasting more than four hours or unrelated to sexual interest or stimulation
• Rigid penile shaft, but the tip of penis (glans) is soft
• Progressive penile pain

Recurrent or stuttering priapism, a form of ischemic priapism, is an uncommon condition. It's more common in males who have an inherited disorder characterized by abnormally shaped red blood cells (sickle cell anemia). Sickle cells can block the blood vessels in the penis. Recurrent priapism describes repetitive episodes of prolonged erections and often includes episodes of ischemic priapism. In some cases, the condition starts off with unwanted and painful erections of short duration and might progress over time to more frequent and more prolonged erections.

Nonischemic priapism

Nonischemic priapism, also known as high-flow priapism, occurs when penile blood flow isn't regulated appropriately. Nonischemic priapism is usually painless. Signs and symptoms include:

• Erection lasting more than four hours or unrelated to sexual interest or stimulation
• Erect but not fully rigid penile shaft

When to see a doctor

If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, you need emergency care. The emergency room doctor will determine whether you have ischemic priapism or nonischemic priapism. This is necessary because the treatment for each is different, and treatment for ischemic priapism needs to be done as soon as possible.

If you experience recurrent, persistent, painful erections that resolve on their own, see your doctor. You might need treatment to prevent further episodes.

Request an Appointment at Mayo Clinic

[futureman 22664]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

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dream crusher 

[CurlyDumps 4618]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

dream crusher 

unless the Ad is a movie teaser.

If it's The Dude selling me a Capital One Venture Card or something, I'm gonna kidnap myself and throw myself off the cliffs of Malibu.

Edited January 24, 2019 by CurlyDumps

[futureman 22664]

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

unless the Ad is a movie teaser.

If it's the Dude selling me a Capital One Venture Card or something, I'm gonna kidnap myself and throw myself off the cliffs of Malibu.

probably a fake movie thing like the danny mcbride crocodile dundee from last year.  mildly amusing but a huge letdown.  I won’t allow myself to get excited about this.  the disappointment would be too great. 

[Llano Estacado 1257]

When is Turturro’s spin-off happening? Ad for that?

[Damor 1245]

You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh... 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

[futureman 22664]

all but one man died there at bitter creek

[ztejas 44114]

16 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

I'm gonna kidnap myself and throw myself off the cliffs of Malibu.

Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party, that you were drunk and abusive.

[Hornius Emeritus 12780]

Damnit ... I just posted this in the Jeff Bridges/John Goodman/Steve Buscemi  interview thread after having done a search for "Lebowski."  

[Neonmoon 38130]

He fixes the cable?

[Bat Guano 363]

New shit has come to light?

[TwiceHorn 31987]

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

[Pato del Muerto 53332]

What in God’s holy name

[Noah Fence 489]

I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.  It's good knowin' he's out there.

[llanoflash 151]

shut the fuck up.

[Hugh G. Rection 156]

You want a toe?  Dude I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon.

[hobbes2702 13351]

This aggression will not stand man. 

[Go Pokes 979]

4 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

unless the Ad is a movie teaser.

If it's The Dude selling me a Capital One Venture Card or something, I'm gonna kidnap myself and throw myself off the cliffs of Malibu.

The thought of the Dude saying, "Hey man, like, what's in your wallet? " doesn't warm your heart? 

[Go Pokes 979]

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party, that you were drunk and abusive.

Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.  

[Biff Tannen 46061]

Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece a shit.

[Deej 77671]

45 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:

The thought of the Dude saying, "Hey man, like, what's in your wallet? " doesn't warm your heart? 

It's an ad for IKEA's annual rug sale.

[futureman 22664]

4 hours ago, Bat Guano said:

New shit has come to light?

 

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

 

I hope this was intentional. 

[Bat Guano 363]

26 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

 

I hope this was intentional. 

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Futureman?

[Surly Bevo 25655]

It’s gonna really tie the game together.

[Pato del Muerto 53332]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

It's an ad for IKEA's annual rug sale.

It’s a Ralph’s ad. 

[futureman 22664]

from la jolla to leo carrillo, and up to... pismo. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s a Ralph’s ad. 

It’s Sandro, about Biennale 

Edited January 25, 2019 by Neonmoon

[Rimbo 26853]

27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s a Ralph’s ad. 

It's an In-N-Out Burger ad.

[futureman 22664]

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

It's an In-N-Out Burger ad.

the in-n-out burger’s on camrose

[83Horn 1665]

My advice to you is to do what your parents did; GET A JOB SIR!

Edited January 25, 2019 by 83Horn
accuracy

[futureman 22664]

who the fuck is arthur digby sellers?

[RPM 26560]

It's the medicinal marijuana ad CBS rejected.

[Trey3216 15450]

11 hours ago, futureman said:

the in-n-out burger’s on camrose

Near the In-N-Out burger 

Edited January 25, 2019 by Trey3216

[Llano Estacado 1257]

It’s Sandro, about Biennale 

The friend with the cleft asshole?

[dimyh 1881]

If it's going to be on national tv then I expect it to be about finding a stranger in the Alps.

[C-Man 27685]

You’re not wrong, CurlyDumps. You’re just an asshole.

[83Horn 1665]

I have to admit, when I first read the title of this thread, my first thought for an appropriate response was:

"WHAT IS THIS PRIVATE PYLE?"

Just watched FMJ a couple night ago.  That shit never gets old.

[Carl Spackler 3611]

Hey careful, man, there's a beverage here!

[demos 3032]

who the fuck is arthur digby sellers?

He wrote the bulk of the series

[futureman 22664]

8 hours ago, 83Horn said:

I have to admit, when I first read the title of this thread, my first thought for an appropriate response was:

"WHAT IS THIS PRIVATE PYLE?"

Just watched FMJ a couple night ago.  That shit never gets old.

when I first read the title I thought of this

[4th&Five 41904]

They showed the commercial on the today show. It’s for Stella and Sara Jessica Parker is in it too. Quite lame. 

[Al_4_ISU 12612]

On 1/25/2019 at 8:43 PM, demos said:

He wrote the bulk of the series

Not exactly a light weight.

[DaysOff 8157]

and yet his son is a dunce.

[Al_4_ISU 12612]

Is this your home work, Larry?

[4th&Five 41904]

 

[Damor 1245]

Appropriate thread title is appropriate.

It's the dismal tide.