Guy who spends entire life thinking about gay sex, comes out as gay...

[Aqua Buddha 14596]

Who could imagine that someone that thought about gay sex 24/7 was himself gay?  Shocking, I know.

If you want to both laugh and know how horrible gay conversion therapy is, listen to the "Boy Erased" podcast.  People like this guy bring the lulz in the last episode when they basically all admit they're gay.

 

David Matheson, a once prominent Mormon “conversion therapist” who claims to have helped some gay men remain in heterosexual marriages, is looking for a boyfriend.

The revelation broke Sunday night after the LGBTQ nonprofit Truth Wins Out obtained a private Facebook post made by fellow “conversion therapist” Rich Wyler, which stated that Matheson “says that living a single, celibate life ‘just isn’t feasible for him,’ so he’s seeking a male partner.”

Matheson then confirmed Wyler’s assertions on Tuesday with a Facebook post of his own. “A year ago I realized I had to make substantial changes in my life. I realized I couldn’t stay in my marriage any longer. And I realized that it was time for me to affirm myself as gay,” he wrote.

 

Matheson, who was married to a woman for 34 years and is now divorced, also confirmed in an interview with NBC News that he is now dating men.

https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/once-prominent-conversion-therapist-will-now-pursue-life-gay-man-n961766

[Spankytoes 1739]

Wrong forum. Tebow talk is on the Football board

[Newdoc 3440]

“How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?”

[Buffsoldier 1895]

https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819584210

[Nolacycling 893]

34 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819584210

I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.

[Guest Lobo]

Which leads me to believe that this man is either,

A: gay himself, or

B: uh, not straight. 

[Jimbaround 975]

Hey, my girlfriend may not be pretty, but she's got a HUGE dick.

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

Turns out is IS gay if you're in a 3 way...with two other dudes.

[RDCanecutter 26442]

Maybe he's not gay. Maybe he's a Spartan Warrior.

You seem like the kind of guys who'd like to learn about Spartan Warriors. Let me know, and I'll invite you up next time me and the guys have a "Get Together."

[UTCzech III 2907]

 

[El Diablo 4232]

Has he been assaulting near dead beavers? No? Advantage: Gays.

edit: N/M, he was married, he was assaulting the near dead beaver

Edited January 24, 2019 by El Diablo

[Nice Guy Eddie 13512]

a friend of a friend was married to a guy who, years before told his then-future wife that he had some gay experiences in college but that was in the past.  Big surprise when he told her 10 years into the marriage that he was still gay.   Nothing wrong with who you are but don't lie to yourself and others.  But I also understand easy for me to say that.  Another friend's stepson came out as gay and his grandparents stopped talking to him.   Some people have to make tough choices because of the people around them.

[El Diablo 4232]

36 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

a friend of a friend was married to a guy who, years before told his then-future wife that he had some gay experiences in college but that was in the past.  Big surprise when he told her 10 years into the marriage that he was still gay.   Nothing wrong with who you are but don't lie to yourself and others.  But I also understand easy for me to say that.  Another friend's stepson came out as gay and his grandparents stopped talking to him.   Some people have to make tough choices because of the people around them.

I worked with a guy, a machinist and Nascar motorhead who was married and had a teenage son. Finally copped to being a female and changed his gender midstream of their marriage. He couldn't understand why the wife was angry and wanted a divorce.  "I'm still me!". No, no you're not. 

[Macanudo 12978]

On 1/24/2019 at 2:10 PM, Buffsoldier said:

https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819584210

Back when The Onion was funny.

[happyfunball 481]

5 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Back when The Onion was funny.

Back when reality wasn’t so depressing

[Guest Lobo]

On 1/24/2019 at 4:52 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

a friend of a friend was married to a guy who, years before told his then-future wife that he had some gay experiences in college but that was in the past.  Big surprise when he told her 10 years into the marriage that he was still gay.   Nothing wrong with who you are but don't lie to yourself and others.  But I also understand easy for me to say that.  Another friend's stepson came out as gay and his grandparents stopped talking to him.   Some people have to make tough choices because of the people around them.

I've seen it many times, where parents/grandparents/family doesn't associate with a person anymore because they come out as gay.  Which is strange because no matter which school of thought you fall into as a parent/grandparent, it's your fault.

  If you're one of the morons that thinks it's a choice, then isn't it your fault that your child chose homosexuality?  If that's what you idiotically think, then it was your parenting style and household that drove them to it.  So it's your fault, not theirs.  And if you're at least enlightened enough to understand they were born that way, then it's also your fault for passing along the genes to them.  So either way you're the asshole, not your child/grandchild.  Do the world a favor and kill yourself, we're completely full of ignorant assholes in this country---no more room . Or be a human being and accept and love them as your child . 

Edited January 26, 2019 by Lobo

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On 1/24/2019 at 4:52 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 Some people have to make tough choices because of the people around them.

It can get ugly. 

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Mom, Dad, there's something we have to talk about. I've been wanting to tell you this for some time, and I want you to know that while I'm fully aware this might be difficult for you to hear, remember, I am still your son, and I love you very much: Mom, Dad, I'm gay, and so help me God, I am stronger than the both of you, and I won't hesitate to beat you back to the Stone Age if you give me any shit about this.

I know this must be tough for you. I understand this isn't how you expected your son to turn out, and I know you might be disappointed, but just remember that I go to the gym seven days a week and can bench-press 275 pounds easy. I take excellent care of my body, so while you can be upset, you better be careful and watch how you handle yourselves here, because if you so much as make a sarcastic remark or do anything to take advantage of how vulnerable I am right now, this will end ugly for the both of you.

Bottom line: I was born this way. It wasn't a choice. It was, however, a choice to develop huge biceps like this, so take a good long look at them before you think of uttering a hurtful or bigoted remark.

Look, I'm not naïve. I know how you feel about homosexuality, because you've been very clear on that subject in the past. That's why it took me so long to tell you. Dad, you've said some very hateful things, not considering for a second that I might be gay, and it hurt. Not nearly as much as it will hurt when I throw you across the room if you ever say any of those shitty things again, but it still stung.

I'm a gay man, and I'm proud of it. I'm also super fast and can lift you both over my head and slam you into the ground, no problem. I've recently incorporated kettlebells into my workout routine, and while I don't expect you to understand the physical impact they've had on my body, I can tell you I've put on at least 15 pounds of sheer muscle since the last time you saw me—certainly enough to take out two homophobic parents in their 60s. Mom, what do you weigh? One hundred fifteen pounds soaking wet? Well, it's going to take a lot more than that to bring me down, I'll tell you that much. I'm 2 percent body fat, have washboard abs, and can do 50 pull-ups in a row easy. Just remember that as we continue this conversation.

You want me to be happy, right? Because I can assure you, you don't want to see me unhappy.

Spoiler

https://www.theonion.com/mom-and-dad-im-gay-and-also-stronger-than-both-of-you-1819584748