2019 ATH Bru McCoy

[texifornia 56489]

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

What's the rumor on this? Asking you instead of you know who so he won't have to feel like he's got to spill the beans on everything. 

You know as much as I do. Just was trying to go full satya.

[Katfid54 8591]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I just happen to be in Los Angeles this morning. I’ve been asked to join the gathering as Drew Mehringer’s hype man. I’m going to parade around behind the couch where Meh is sitting and just randomly shout “He cannot be destroyed!”, “Guerrilla Warfare!” and “He is inevitable!” throughout the duration of the conversation. 

Also, Derek Warehime is en route from a visit in Arizona. He’s going to test the range on those SoCal pipes. We’re going to look like a daily parade in New Orleans. 

I heard Oscar Giles was supposed to attend, but he hadn't finished reading the last chapter of that new Danielle Steel book he is on and that he'll, quote, "catch you next time, Bru."

[LTtxfan 48962]

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I just happen to be in Los Angeles this morning. I’ve been asked to join the gathering as Drew Mehringer’s hype man. I’m going to parade around behind the couch where Meh is sitting and just randomly shout “He cannot be destroyed!”, “Guerrilla Warfare!” and “He is inevitable!” throughout the duration of the conversation. 

Also, Derek Warehime is en route from a visit in Arizona. He’s going to test the range on those SoCal pipes. We’re going to look like a daily parade in New Orleans. 

 

Have Warehime destroy all the plumbing in LA.... that'll get Bru to return to Austin...

Edited May 29, 2019 by LTtxfan

[RGBIII 22798]

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

And now, for the coup de grâce, we are going to snapchat with Mark Henry while he does deadlifts wearing a 4XL Texas t-shirt. 

So, what do you say, Bru?  You coming back to Austin with us?

"Bru, mi compadre...look not to the transfer portal but instead look into the portals of your mind. Transfer my energy, which is the energy of all life, into your being and embrace the burnt orange essence as we bask in it together. Trust me, mi amigo you do not want the University of Texas to be the Hatfields to your McCoy, lets just get back to L-I-V-I-N. Hook em, now get on the plane"- Minister of Culture

[thepop 4409]

 

[South Austin 52129]

7 minutes ago, thepop said:

 

[mdleast 8259]

 

Young Bru entered the transfer portal anyways and went on many more fantastic adventures.

 

But that is another story...

 

[theaveragejon 974]

Let's go Sam. 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster.  Jfc.

[Valmy77 13093]

2 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster.  Jfc.

We do what we must do.

[Vertigo 20265]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I just happen to be in Los Angeles this morning. I’ve been asked to join the gathering as Drew Mehringer’s hype man. I’m going to parade around behind the couch where Meh is sitting and just randomly shout “He cannot be destroyed!”, “Guerrilla Warfare!” and “He is inevitable!” throughout the duration of the conversation. 

Also, Derek Warehime is en route from a visit in Arizona. He’s going to test the range on those SoCal pipes. We’re going to look like a daily parade in New Orleans. 

Warehime is going to be the guy we call in when we are sure that Bru isn't coming back. One last parting gift from our family to yours. 

[phdhorn 6224]

5 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster.  Jfc.

What makes this a lot tougher is that the guy's already been here and to class for the semester.   They're gonna need a bigger crowbar to pry him from SoCal.

[Rhinotx 499]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

"Bru, mi compadre...look not to the transfer portal but instead look into the portals of your mind. Transfer my energy, which is the energy of all life, into your being and embrace the burnt orange essence as we bask in it together. Trust me, mi amigo you do not want the University of Texas to be the Hatfields to your McCoy, lets just get back to L-I-V-I-N. Hook em, now get on the plane"- Minister of Culture

Can't help but read this in his voice.

[1leggedduck 443]

So college football is turning into the NBA? Neat. If only there was some governing body that could create, and enforce, a set of rules pertaining to recruiting  players and their commitments,  that could be uniformly applied. I understand that Kliffy burned the kid, but this is going to get out of hand.

[DaysOff 7851]

The fact that the coaches are blindsided by this and it dropped while they were on vacation tells me he's a child. He's not coming back. Let that butterfly fly.

[DaysOff 7851]

The fact that the coaches are blindsided by this and it dropped while they were on vacation tells me he's a child. He's not coming back. Let that butterfly fly.

[Junior Miller 1502]

11 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster.  Jfc.

During the coaches' one vacation time a year. Bru is a real asshole. 

[Henry Hill 3156]

Time to deploy the Clips’ DeAndre Jordan recruiting tactic. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I just happen to be in Los Angeles this morning.

Are you there for a hydraulics convention?

[MoJames 8241]

22 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster.  Jfc.

[Junior Miller 1502]

11 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster.  Jfc.

During the coaches' one vacation time a year. Bru is a real asshole. 

[SydneyCarton 47847]

Just now, Junior Miller said:

During the coaches' one vacation time a year. Bru is a real asshole. 

You want to wait 10 more minutes and then say it again?

[Radical Larry 28528]

16 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

During the coaches' one vacation time a year. Bru is a real asshole. 

Since you called this back in January, you should have let the coaches know. 

[Junior Miller 1502]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Since you called this back in January, you should have let the coaches know. 

They knew it was a strong possibility all along. Just hoped once he got settled it wouldn't be an issue. He never got settled. 

[KYHorn 16857]

1 hour ago, thepop said:

 

So who's got the flightaware info? Can we see if there's a +1 on the return flight?

[TommyGufano 6021]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Status of our pets' heads?

[Valmy77 13093]

27 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

The fact that the coaches are blindsided by this and it dropped while they were on vacation tells me he's a child. He's not coming back. Let that butterfly fly.

Is that a fact?

[4th_and_18 687]

1 hour ago, thepop said:

 

Ehlinger is already there for camp, correct? so if that part of Anwar's source is bullshit how do we believe the rest of it? ask for another refund. still way off.

[BabaYaga 15208]

[Valmy77 13093]

It sounds more dramatic than "Sam Ehlinger will be driving across town from his camp"

[Machinator 32097]

Mark Cuban has entered the fray.

[South Austin 52129]

2 minutes ago, 4th_and_18 said:

Ehlinger is already there for camp, correct? so if that part of Anwar's source is bullshit how do we believe the rest of it? ask for another refund. still way off.

The Los Angeles area is pretty big.  Maybe they're putting him on his own separate executive jet or helicopter.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The Los Angeles area is pretty big.  Maybe they're putting him on his own separate executive jet or helicopter.

Nah, they're gonna put him on one of these babies:

[Bevo14 8274]

1 hour ago, thepop said:

 

No Fenves?

[TexEx15 17456]

13 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

It sounds more dramatic than "Sam Ehlinger will be driving across town from his camp"

Sam was back from the camp.

[Valmy77 13093]

2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Sam was back from the camp.

Poor Sam, having to spend so much time in airports.

[Chopper 17153]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

You know as much as I do. Just was trying to go full satya.

JFC, never go full satya

[Tex Pete 20168]

54 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

The fact that the coaches are blindsided by this and it dropped while they were on vacation tells me he's a child. He's not coming back. Let that butterfly fly.

I'd second this, but you already did.

[Sejjr 3246]

8 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Poor Sam, having to spend so much time in airports.

How else will he take photos of all the aggy billboards?

[OU Sucks 8745]

Shouldn't we also have Yancy McKnight there to carry the bags of cash?

[TtomTerrific 200]

55 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Are you there for a hydraulics convention?

spent a week once at the "prescription sports' turf and soil amendments" convention in Anaheim once, so, this hits close to home.

The tit bars in Anaheim SUCK...btw. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster.  Jfc.

This was one of my arguments against the transfer portal. Coaches (except maybe Giles) are already spending all year recruiting new players and now have to focus much more time recruiting the ones they already have.

[Chopper 17153]

3 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

spent a week once at the "prescription sports' turf and soil amendments" convention in Anaheim once, so, this hits close to home.

The tit bars in Anaheim SUCK...btw. 

Is there a thread about where the titty bars are good outside of Texas? asking for a friend

[closetojumping 62218]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Are you there for a hydraulics convention?

I fucking lost it. I forgot about being in hydraulics. 

Edited May 29, 2019 by closetojumping

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

37 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Mark Cuban has entered the fray.

Woah, he does have experience with this sort of thing.  If he does get involved then it's a lock for bru to grad transfer here in 3 years.

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

who has better academics?  Us or them?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

29 minutes ago, Chopper said:

JFC, never go full satya

the tits are kinda small

Edited May 29, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[KYHorn 16857]

1 minute ago, SwanderedTalent said:

the tits are kinda small

Welp, that does it. Bru's gone. Tell Herman and Co to head back to Austin.

[texifornia 56489]

7 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

the tits are kinda small

[LTtxfan 48962]

25 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Is there a thread about where the titty bars are good outside of Texas? asking for a friend

Per posts in a baseball thread.... Go east to Tampa