2019 ATH Bru McCoy

[RomaVicta 30573]

14 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

I think we can all agree that this guy is a big pussy who cannot comprehend, or overcome, even the slightest bit of adversity. I look forward to reading another 40 pages of analysis to repeatedly reach this obvious inference.

[BabaYaga 15624]

41 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

thunder douche quitter

New user name noted for future reference

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

This is one of the more bizarre cyberbawling episodes I’ve seen in a while. I didn’t send the guy hate mail. I didn’t angry twitterbomb him. I didn’t light a bag of poo on fire on his doorstep. I opined that he looks like an entitled pussy. He was born rich and he was coddled. His dad has admitted as much but the mom is ... well ... the mom. 

The premise that there’s any real sign here of a mental issue is fucking silliness. He was viewed as entitled and pompous by teammates at Texas. He wasn’t shy, holed up in his room all semester, having paranoid seizures about all of the monsters in his head. He missed mom and his girlfriend, so mommy told him to come home. He was mad that Tom Herman wasn’t buddies with him and complained in a pleading manner to other teammates. He actually impacted Whittington for a bit with that bullshit. LMFAO with you guys white knighting for this clown.

I understand mental illness is a real thing in this world, but you fucking guys don’t even know that he’s skipping practice. He might have a bad case of turf burn and he’s sitting out. He’s a thunder douche quitter until proven otherwise at this point. 

Also, he’s not a “kid”. He’s an adult who has contemporaries dying for their country right now. I was raising a kid at his age. Many others do as well. Others are working in plants or laying concrete or digging ditches. He’s not a fucking “kid” and that bullshit is part of his problem. You sound like a bunch of snowflake enablers.

Bru McCoy doesn’t even need to show up to get it all handed to him by the likes of people bemoaning his sweet needs on this thread. Well, the rest of us do, so fuck him and fuck you too. 

Username checks out. 

[mr. sunshine 2859]

14 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Josh Jarboe was arrested with a loaded stolen gun at his high school.  Guess who thought that was NBD...

Hey man Reese Leitao had some Xanax at school. He could have shot somebody with it 

Edited August 14, 2019 by mr. sunshine

[NorLa Horns 1458]

bru probably got back to USC and realized most of the team hated him for this baxk and forth BS. and now is scared to show his face. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

1 hour ago, NorLa Horns said:

bru probably got back to USC and realized most of the team hated him for this baxk and forth BS. and now is scared to show his face. 

I’m sure both Texas and USC would welcome him back at full contact practices. 

[Deej 77813]

2 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

bru probably got back to USC and realized most of the team hated him for this baxk and forth BS. and now is scared to show his face. 

He probably returned and found his girlfriend had moved on.

[utexas8 1704]

[HornSinceBirth 86]

2 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

/zachsmithsyndrome

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

This can’t be true.  Trojan Princess said Helton’s players love him and were willing to die for him.  

[ztejas 44226]

19 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

[Zepol87 9341]

Damn I haven't been in this thread in awhile, it really is quite the read

[Katfid54 9005]

[Fud 9724]

35 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

This guys been going scorched earth on the Helton regime for like three years now

[VirginiaLonghorn 4909]

On 8/12/2019 at 11:58 PM, westexhorn said:

That's because he is still stuck in the transfer portal

USC has its best man working to fix the portal’s transporter ... 

[Tree Fidy 1207]

This can’t be true.  Trojan Princess said Helton’s players love him and were willing to die for him.  

She also vanished when proven wrong. Come to think of it, she shares many traits with MeeMaw.

[Scholz 12305]

2 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

She also vanished when proven wrong. Come to think of it, she shares many traits with MeeMaw.

Maybe Trojan Princess is in Vancouver?

[GRHorn 105]

On 8/13/2019 at 2:20 PM, closetojumping said:

This is one of the more bizarre cyberbawling episodes I’ve seen in a while. I didn’t send the guy hate mail. I didn’t angry twitterbomb him. I didn’t light a bag of poo on fire on his doorstep. I opined that he looks like an entitled pussy. He was born rich and he was coddled. His dad has admitted as much but the mom is ... well ... the mom. 

The premise that there’s any real sign here of a mental issue is fucking silliness. He was viewed as entitled and pompous by teammates at Texas. He wasn’t shy, holed up in his room all semester, having paranoid seizures about all of the monsters in his head. He missed mom and his girlfriend, so mommy told him to come home. He was mad that Tom Herman wasn’t buddies with him and complained in a pleading manner to other teammates. He actually impacted Whittington for a bit with that bullshit. LMFAO with you guys white knighting for this clown.

I understand mental illness is a real thing in this world, but you fucking guys don’t even know that he’s skipping practice. He might have a bad case of turf burn and he’s sitting out. He’s a thunder douche quitter until proven otherwise at this point. 

Also, he’s not a “kid”. He’s an adult who has contemporaries dying for their country right now. I was raising a kid at his age. Many others do as well. Others are working in plants or laying concrete or digging ditches. He’s not a fucking “kid” and that bullshit is part of his problem. You sound like a bunch of snowflake enablers.

Bru McCoy doesn’t even need to show up to get it all handed to him by the likes of people bemoaning his sweet needs on this thread. Well, the rest of us do, so fuck him and fuck you too. 

He complained to other teammates about Herman not being nice enough? Ridiculous. Until now I viewed him as just confused/homesick. Whatever.

He's a total pussy and can EABOD.

[Chooky 13340]

On 8/12/2019 at 9:10 PM, closetojumping said:

Maybe Dusty Dvoracek beating his little buddy into a coma and then starting at OU and winning awards while his friend is permanently paralyzed, then becoming a media personality. 

This didn't appear as harsh when Oklahoma presented it as the Skipper lightly swatting Gilligan with his captain's hat and further softened by the laugh track. We knew it couldn't be a wickedly cruel transgression against all human decency if the visual was accompanied by a slide whistle and a coconut percussion sound effect. 

You've spun it to where it sounds like an unspeakable darkness of hideous evil - an abominable atrocity of such imbalanced fate that it could only be executed with a vile, Faustian contract with Satan himself. This version is uncomfortable and not hilarious. 

[TexasFan21 1275]

 

[UDontKnow 10571]

3 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

Needs more cowbell???

Obligatory:

Edited August 16, 2019 by UDontKnow

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

3 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

Clearly not enough cowbell.

 

Edit: Damn it, UDK.  

Edited August 16, 2019 by Longhornfan1024

[totallynotabuttpirate 5484]

They need to test for Vaginitis. It can be hard to diagnose because the symptoms can sometimes mimic a yeast infection. 

[KYHorn 17614]

Affluenza.

[Sbbruin 22142]

Not to be one to defend a Trojan, but I had a similar situation about 5 years ago that baffled doctors, I literally saw about 15 different doctors and essentially through a process of elimination, was diagnosed with a condition called sarcoidosis. There is no test for it, more by eliminating everything else. So if he is dealing with a 7 week fever (mine was off and on), it could be a serious situation.

[UDontKnow 10571]

Just now, Sbbruin said:

Not to be one to defend a Trojan, but I had a similar situation about 5 years ago that baffled doctors, I literally saw about 15 different doctors and essentially through a process of elimination, was diagnosed with a condition called sarcoidosis. There is no test for it, more by eliminating everything else. So if he is dealing with a 7 week fever (mine was off and on), it could be a serious situation.

Sarcoidosis is an autoimmune condition that is common in the African American population. Bernie Mac succumbed to respiratory complications of sarcoidosis.

[mdleast 8521]

[shnsajax 3607]

 

Whataburger withdrawals.

[Handcruser 2815]

 

Test for HLH.


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[Katfid54 9005]

It's never lupus. 

[Sbbruin 22142]

Sarcoidosis is an autoimmune condition that is common in the African American population. Bernie Mac succumbed to respiratory complications of sarcoidosis.

Yep, I have several autoimmune conditions, unfortunately.

[HtownHorn 15230]

On 8/13/2019 at 12:11 PM, Sbbruin said:

This'll be his first season.  Not even sure if he's playing.

Not on the roster.

[Brad Pudding 71]

Maybe Bru has the fever for the flavor of the Pringles?

[Nivek 17408]

Sarcoidosis is an autoimmune condition that is common in the African American population. Bernie Mac succumbed to respiratory complications of sarcoidosis.

Turrible

[Chopper 17431]

The last 3 main doctors at USC are currently unavailable. One was busted for sexually assaulting hundreds of female patients. Another for sexual harassment. And another for being a meth and alcohol addict. It seems Bru could've done a better job of picking schools. 

[Thiefery 5108]

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

The last 3 main doctors at USC are currently unavailable. One was busted for sexually assaulting hundreds of female patients. Another for sexual harassment. And another for being a meth and alcohol addict. It seems Bru could've done a better job of picking schools. 

Hey man we all know that your real love in life comes to you in High School, he had to return because that was his only chance

[Sbbruin 22142]

In fact, I spent 4 days in the hospital at... Keck/USC.  My wife brought my UCLA pillow and blanket, which made me really popular down there.  But I needed something, kind of like a cross or something to keep the evil spirits off of me.

 

[Richter 2413]

[Napoleon 8830]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

The last 3 main doctors at USC are currently unavailable. One was busted for sexually assaulting hundreds of female patients. Another for sexual harassment. And another for being a meth and alcohol addict. It seems Bru could've done a better job of picking schools. 

He could hop on the 10 (west) to the 405 (north) and get off at Wilshire and see a UCLA doc lickety-split.

[Gil Bang 26235]

I was recently at the UCLA medical center for a couple of days (visiting).  Absolutely amazing facility, and man, it was built on jewish philanthropy.  Every fucking building  has a jewish name attached.  

Cool thing is, the flooring in the corridors is muted UCLA colors, which I thought was badass. 

[Sbbruin 22142]

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I was recently at the UCLA medical center for a couple of days (visiting).  Absolutely amazing facility, and man, it was built on jewish philanthropy.  Every fucking building  has a jewish name attached.  

Cool thing is, the flooring in the corridors is muted UCLA colors, which I thought was badass. 

Well, in LA, they have that field pretty covered.

[TriStone 1724]

49 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

He could hop on the 10 (west) to the 405 (north) and get off at Wilshire and see a UCLA doc lickety-split.

There's a totally good treatment center in Marina del Rey.  There's lotsa street parking and if not there's a Coffee Bean across the street that fully validates.  And I know what you're thinking: "All the way on the other side of the 10?  That's almost Long Beach man!" but there's a shortcut through El Segundo.  Take the 105 west and exit on Culver.  When you see the Zankou Chicken on the left, make a right onto Venice and follow it all the way down.  Then you're in Marina del Rey.

[mdleast 8521]

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

He could hop on the 10 (west) to the 405 (north) and get off at Wilshire and see a UCLA doc lickety-split.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

The fuck is it with "the __" talk.

[Sbbruin 22142]

I honestly didn't know people DIDN'T use the "the __" prefix elsewhere until maybe 15 years ago.

[MAUFRAIS 6739]

I think the 10 turns into i 10 where the in n outs used to turn into whataburger: Phoenix.

[Foosters 18278]

1 hour ago, TriStone said:

There's a totally good treatment center in Marina del Rey.  There's lotsa street parking and if not there's a Coffee Bean across the street that fully validates.  And I know what you're thinking: "All the way on the other side of the 10?  That's almost Long Beach man!" but there's a shortcut through El Segundo.  Take the 105 west and exit on Culver.  When you see the Zankou Chicken on the left, make a right onto Venice and follow it all the way down.  Then you're in Marina del Rey.

Zankou chicken.

Oh man

[lemonandaturd 4289]

4 hours ago, Brad Pudding said:

Maybe Bru has the fever for the flavor of the Pringles?

Rockin' pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie flu?

[ricky queso 96]

Pretty clearly a case of:

[Deej 77813]

Maybe a fly entered the portal with him?