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Your knowledge of the L.A. roads is unprecedented.


Don’t want to go the wrong way on Vermont either. Big muscular blokes with blue attire congregating on street corners. Can be unsettling.
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The official report states that a student was in a “physical altercation” with another student who was “trespassing at the location,” on the northeastern corner of 28th and Hoover.

Evidently they didn't understand that he was transferring from a different frat party.

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7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

One day there will be a 30 for 30 on this fucking idiot ala Marcus Dupree. The best that never played a down of college ball 

Meh, I remained unconvinced that he’s more than a replacement level talent at WR in college....maybe if he put on 15-20 lbs and switched to LB. 

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9 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah he played a lot at LB in the spring game. 

 That shitty spring game is what makes me think they may have tried to move him to LB after that 

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If you’re in the market, I highly suggest just going to Cartagena and picking yourself up one for $160.  
 

The American look alike versions are extremely expensive and usually bad at what you’re paying for. Just sayin. 

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3 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

If you’re in the market, I highly suggest just going to Cartagena and picking yourself up one for $160.  

$160 seems pricey unless Cartagena has improved a lot in the last 5 years.

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4 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

$160 seems pricey unless Cartagena has improved a lot in the last 5 years.

Gotta go with the escorts scene. It’s not like it was where there are 9/10 hanging out at bars waiting. 

That thing with the Secret Service in 2012(?) changed the whole dynamic. Now, you have to arrange things a little ahead of time.

bru would do well to just take a 5 day vacay there to get that chick out of his mind. Take $800, fuck for 4 days and try some blow. It’s amazing how fast you forget the girls z back home

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53 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Gotta go with the escorts scene. It’s not like it was where there are 9/10 hanging out at bars waiting. 

That thing with the Secret Service in 2012(?) changed the whole dynamic. Now, you have to arrange things a little ahead of time.

bru would do well to just take a 5 day vacay there to get that chick out of his mind. Take $800, fuck for 4 days and try some blow. It’s amazing how fast you forget the girls z back home

Last time I was in Cartagena I pretty much spent every day drinking enough limonada de coco to float a Spanish galleon while wandering around the old town and then slept by my hotel pool when it got too hot and I got too drunk. Also ate kickass ceviche and empanadas. But your way sounds fun, too.

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46 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Last time I was in Cartagena I pretty much spent every day drinking enough limonada de coco to float a Spanish galleon while wandering around the old town and then slept by my hotel pool when it got too hot and I got too drunk. Also ate kickass ceviche and empanadas. But your way sounds fun, too.

Don’t forget the coca-cola. They have a production plant there that uses cane sugar and supplies all of south America. The food will not agree with you, unless it’s ceviche, empanadas, a whole grilled /fried fish of some sort, or a bottled coke.

also, say “coca-cola” when ordering because you’re going to get a lot of funny looks when you sit down and order “coke”.   Well lots of funny looks and every once in a while some cocaine. 
 

 

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I hear he got his ass smacked around by some frat douche. Not good when a guy in a smedium polo shirt gives you a beatdown

 

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Bru get his ass kicked at 31 Flavors last night.

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5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Last time I was in Cartagena I pretty much spent every day drinking enough limonada de coco to float a Spanish galleon 

That's a great nickname to give your own (allegedly) big dong. ¡Salud! Eres muy afortunado.

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1 minute ago, Chopper said:

She appeared more attractive when cos-playing a Lakers girl.

I'm sure she floats some people's boats but man I'm not moving across the country (or really even the next town over) for that 

 

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My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Bru get his ass kicked at 31 Flavors last night.

Last time I was there, I had to hike it there with some lost New Yorker who was trying ti rescue her sister from a dude with a love for gators. I did get some pussy, a boat, some boots, out of the deal.
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