2019 ATH Bru McCoy

[futureman 22559]

4 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

if you were bru mccoy & you came from a place where the girls with supermodel looks were a dime a dozen & went to ut austin where every girl looks like a butch dyke nerd you too would let pussy win & run back to usc

so awesome. 

[RomaVicta 30033]

2 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

full born & bred longhorn 3 generations with my cousin currently on the football team

i dont understand whats so hard about admitting the truth for you people

aggy is not the same ugly country girl from the past they have some beautiful thots all over campus 

you dont have to take my word for the quality of girls at texas just ask any recruit from the past 8+ years 

& if u still dont want to take their word why dont you do a quick instagram search of the univerity of texas at austin location & any other college in the south + california report back with the findings 

you people are still stuck in the 80s texas coeds r no where near the same quality at all 

I wish Mr. Phlegm were here to put you through your paces.

[JesusSweatDuck 17814]

5 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

if you were bru mccoy & you came from a place where the girls with supermodel looks were a dime a dozen & went to ut austin where every girl looks like a butch dyke nerd you too would let pussy win & run back to usc

 

2 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

full born & bred longhorn 3 generations with my cousin currently on the football team

i dont understand whats so hard about admitting the truth for you people

aggy is not the same ugly country girl from the past they have some beautiful thots all over campus 

you dont have to take my word for the quality of girls at texas just ask any recruit from the past 8+ years 

& if u still dont want to take their word why dont you do a quick instagram search of the univerity of texas at austin location & any other college in the south + california report back with the findings 

you people are still stuck in the 80s texas coeds r no where near the same quality at all 

I read the first post looking for the word thots and was shocked when I didn't find it. Then I scrolled down.

Edited August 4, 2020 by JesusSweatDuck

[HenryJames 66191]

Carl has not seen thotter on campus?

[markstanco 12631]

full born & bred longhorn 3 generations with my cousin currently on the football team
i dont understand whats so hard about admitting the truth for you people
aggy is not the same ugly country girl from the past they have some beautiful thots all over campus 
you dont have to take my word for the quality of girls at texas just ask any recruit from the past 8+ years 
& if u still dont want to take their word why dont you do a quick instagram search of the univerity of texas at austin location & any other college in the south + california report back with the findings 
you people are still stuck in the 80s texas coeds r no where near the same quality at all 

Screams English major.

Also, I have 2 cousins on the team. So, by math I know more than you.

[Hank_Hill 18900]

Carl can’t get laid on campus= there’s no hot people on campus. It’s science y’all.

[Thiefery 5018]

there were plenty of really attractive young women running along the hike and bike trail when I was in Austin last month.  Do they have to be thots?

[tejas60 3535]

12 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

full born & bred longhorn 3 generations with my cousin currently on the football team

i dont understand whats so hard about admitting the truth for you people

aggy is not the same ugly country girl from the past they have some beautiful thots all over campus 

you dont have to take my word for the quality of girls at texas just ask any recruit from the past 8+ years 

& if u still dont want to take their word why dont you do a quick instagram search of the univerity of texas at austin location & any other college in the south + california report back with the findings 

you people are still stuck in the 80s texas coeds r no where near the same quality at all 

what do you mean, "you people"?

[SquishMitten 10447]

Found myself on west campus this morning. The jogging scenery did not disappoint.

[texifornia 57180]

1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

Found myself on west campus this morning. The jogging scenery did not disappoint.

Don't you know you're actually lying to yourself and it would have been better around the Corps field in College Station?

[williemackgarza 1826]

if you were bru mccoy & you came from a place where the girls with supermodel looks were a dime a dozen & went to ut austin where every girl looks like a butch dyke nerd you too would let pussy win & run back to usc

You idoit!

[Foosters 17889]

I'm on the team & i know for a fact that your cuz isn't even on the team lol look at this guy pretending his cousin is on the team

[totallynotabuttpirate 5406]

I go to campus every week and even during these dark times there are thots almost everywhere.

If you aren't seeing thots at UT, it's probably because you're hanging out with Carl and his fuccboi cousin. 

Edited August 6, 2020 by totallynotabuttpirate

[elfenix 34341]

aggy socks usually don't make it this long

[LTtxfan 49378]

He's finally played for Condom's today...

[Dennis Taylor 18882]

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

He's finally played for Condom's today...

Did he do anything?

[Tree Fidy 1174]

Did he do anything?

5 catches for 51 yards and a TD. Didn’t watch the game - just pulled this from the box score.

[Etexhorn13 3053]

 

[Sgt Hulk 13862]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Did he do anything?

Would have been top 2 for us lol 

[Mason Ramsey 3388]

5 catches for 51 yards and a TD. Didn’t watch the game - just pulled this from the box score.

Don’t forget the essential onside kick recovery to set them up to win the game

[TommyGufano 6021]

I believe he also recovered an onside kick

[VirginiaLonghorn 4784]

... any report on his girlfriend?

[nycHorn 3044]

... any report on his girlfriend?

She still has his balls in her purse.

[mdleast 8314]

Didn’t she’s take that purse and move on to another guy pretty quickly after he got (back) there? Can’t recall now.

[Big Woodrows 4200]

 

[Chuckie Finster 22756]

3 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

 

"intimate partner violence with injury" fuckin yikes

[Mason Ramsey 3388]

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

"intimate partner violence with injury" fuckin yikes

Oh no, he's gonna transfer to OU isn't he?

[Fud 9559]

They don't call him Bruiser for nothin' 

[TonyTexas 10535]

Isn’t “intimate partner” a euphemism used for a same-sex relationship?

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

Oh no, he's gonna transfer to OU isn't he?

Depends if he used a screwdriver or not. Who are we kidding, doesn’t matter.

[futureman 22559]

[ztejas 43549]

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20519]

I was just thinking that a bail bonds firm would make a great source of NIL income for Bru.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

This opens up the door for Jake Smith to get more drops

[Leanderman 2277]

"Oh no, he's gonna transfer to OU isn't he?"

Dusty D will have him sign NLI contract to endorse baseball bats I am sure.

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

He seemed like a kid that made good decisions before this. Who knew? 

[TexasGary 849]

56 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Isn’t “intimate partner” a euphemism used for a same-sex relationship?

From the web:

The term “intimate partner violence” describes physical violence, sexual violence, stalking, or psychological harm by a current or former partner or spouse. This type of violence can occur among heterosexual or same-sex couples and does not require sexual intimacy.

[TonyTexas 10535]

3 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

From the web:

The term “intimate partner violence” describes physical violence, sexual violence, stalking, or psychological harm by a current or former partner or spouse. This type of violence can occur among heterosexual or same-sex couples and does not require sexual intimacy.

I bet you’re a blast at parties. 

[Davis Lane 5667]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I was just thinking that a bail bonds firm would make a great source of NIL income for Bru.

[Napoleon 8706]

22 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

I was going to say: "The older a person gets, the better this uniform sponsor is."

Then I blew up the image to read what it said under the Liberty Bell. "Let Freedom Ring"

AMAZING!!

[Cairn Horn88 8286]

2 hours ago, Fud said:

They don't call him Bruiser for nothin' 

You mean...."Bolt" McCoy?

[closetojumping 62892]

Good lord. I remember when people on this thread were shrieking about judging "the kid" and claiming that he's probably a good guy and a sweet boy. I don't have the time to go find those takes, but I know they're on here and I am laughing at the premise. This dildo showed us who he was from the jump, and this shit only reinforces it. He's a soft loser who will remain as much well into the future. It's too bad mommy and daddy won't be able to join him in jail and coddle him there. 

[WinningIsHard 4121]

2 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:

 

[WBT 20675]

4 hours ago, futureman said:

now do one for meh

[shnsajax 3592]

Oh no, he's gonna transfer to OU isn't he?

SEC, SEC, SEC…

Wait are we supposed to do that?

[TexasGolf 5024]

[Gil Bang 26053]

[Dennis Taylor 18882]

 

 

Edited January 14, 2022 by Dennis Taylor

[JFKFC 4893]

2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

This is the best day of my life. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]