2019 ATH Bru McCoy

[JesusSweatDuck 18094]

3 hours ago, Poolflood said:

I'll take Jake every day of the week and 6 times for 100 yards on Saturday.  

[Stunns38 3805]

Your knowledge of the L.A. roads is unprecedented.

Don’t want to go the wrong way on Vermont either. Big muscular blokes with blue attire congregating on street corners. Can be unsettling.

[utexas8 1701]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

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The official report states that a student was in a “physical altercation” with another student who was “trespassing at the location,” on the northeastern corner of 28th and Hoover.

Evidently they didn't understand that he was transferring from a different frat party.

[Gil Bang 26231]

I hear he got his ass smacked around by some frat douche. Not good when a guy in a smedium polo shirt gives you a beatdown

[ClubWhatever 12292]

17 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I hear he got his ass smacked around by some frat douche. Not good when a guy in a smedium polo shirt gives you a beatdown

Said every sorority chick ever

[texifornia 59012]

On 10/31/2019 at 9:21 PM, utexas8 said:

 

The dude's one consistent saving grace was "he's a really good kid." This isn't a big deal, but it's definitely suboptimal. 

[Sgt Hulk 14426]

One day there will be a 30 for 30 on this fucking idiot ala Marcus Dupree. The best that never played a down of college ball 

[Nope 3151]

7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

One day there will be a 30 for 30 on this fucking idiot ala Marcus Dupree. The best that never played a down of college ball 

Meh, I remained unconvinced that he’s more than a replacement level talent at WR in college....maybe if he put on 15-20 lbs and switched to LB. 

[GotThatFire 166]

 I’m guessing we tried to move him to LB 

[Junior Miller 1502]

The recruiting rating stuff is retarded as shit. Consistently fucking dumb. 

[futureman 22694]

56 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 I’m guessing we tried to move him to LB 

yeah he played a lot at LB in the spring game. 

[GotThatFire 166]

9 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah he played a lot at LB in the spring game. 

 That shitty spring game is what makes me think they may have tried to move him to LB after that 

Edited November 3, 2019 by GotThatFire

[Hornius Emeritus 12798]

On 11/3/2019 at 11:52 AM, Sgt Hulk said:

One day there will be a 30 for 30 on this fucking idiot ala Marcus Dupree. The best that never played a down of college ball 

It will be titled "The best to never play the game."

[MAUFRAIS 6739]

Bru, Me & Dupree

[futureman 22694]

5 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Bru, Me & Dupree

that movie is underrated 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

22 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Bru, Me & Dupree

that’s a good one

[Blackcat00 769]

Bust

[Goodman 3282]

If he never plays at sc, mehringer will definitely claim him on the resume. Who am I kidding, meh is likely already taking credit for getting him for 4 months.

[kingkoopa6 8689]

 

[Born Burnt 6274]

11 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

 

[Goodman 3282]

1 hour ago, kingkoopa6 said:

 

I'm starting to feel bad for Bru. That'll fuck anyone up, especially an 18 year old.

Edited November 7, 2019 by Goodman

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

seen hotter on campus chicas bonitas,

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Definitely hot, but a little too ‘Colombian Escort’ for me

[Reynolds Woodcock 5092]

8 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Definitely hot, but a little too ‘Colombian Escort’ for me

Word that I have never spoken.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

If you’re in the market, I highly suggest just going to Cartagena and picking yourself up one for $160.  
 

The American look alike versions are extremely expensive and usually bad at what you’re paying for. Just sayin. 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

3 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

If you’re in the market, I highly suggest just going to Cartagena and picking yourself up one for $160.  

$160 seems pricey unless Cartagena has improved a lot in the last 5 years.

Edited November 7, 2019 by Liquor and Poker
What can you do?

[Doc Reeves 6434]

4 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

$160 seems pricey unless Cartagena has improved a lot in the last 5 years.

Gotta go with the escorts scene. It’s not like it was where there are 9/10 hanging out at bars waiting. 

That thing with the Secret Service in 2012(?) changed the whole dynamic. Now, you have to arrange things a little ahead of time.

bru would do well to just take a 5 day vacay there to get that chick out of his mind. Take $800, fuck for 4 days and try some blow. It’s amazing how fast you forget the girls z back home

[1leggedduck 443]

I wanna party with you, cowboy!

[futureman 22694]

9 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Take $800, fuck for 4 days and try some blow. It’s amazing

*checks flights to cartagena*

[Blackcat00 769]

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

seen hotter on campus chicas bonitas,

 

It will always be The Crazy Lady to me. 

 

Edited November 7, 2019 by Blackcat00

[texifornia 59012]

53 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Gotta go with the escorts scene. It’s not like it was where there are 9/10 hanging out at bars waiting. 

That thing with the Secret Service in 2012(?) changed the whole dynamic. Now, you have to arrange things a little ahead of time.

bru would do well to just take a 5 day vacay there to get that chick out of his mind. Take $800, fuck for 4 days and try some blow. It’s amazing how fast you forget the girls z back home

Last time I was in Cartagena I pretty much spent every day drinking enough limonada de coco to float a Spanish galleon while wandering around the old town and then slept by my hotel pool when it got too hot and I got too drunk. Also ate kickass ceviche and empanadas. But your way sounds fun, too.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

46 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Last time I was in Cartagena I pretty much spent every day drinking enough limonada de coco to float a Spanish galleon while wandering around the old town and then slept by my hotel pool when it got too hot and I got too drunk. Also ate kickass ceviche and empanadas. But your way sounds fun, too.

Don’t forget the coca-cola. They have a production plant there that uses cane sugar and supplies all of south America. The food will not agree with you, unless it’s ceviche, empanadas, a whole grilled /fried fish of some sort, or a bottled coke.

also, say “coca-cola” when ordering because you’re going to get a lot of funny looks when you sit down and order “coke”.   Well lots of funny looks and every once in a while some cocaine. 
 

 

[Daichee Bell 3091]

I hear he got his ass smacked around by some frat douche. Not good when a guy in a smedium polo shirt gives you a beatdown

 

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Bru get his ass kicked at 31 Flavors last night.

[Chopper 17431]

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Last time I was in Cartagena I pretty much spent every day drinking enough limonada de coco to float a Spanish galleon 

That's a great nickname to give your own (allegedly) big dong. ¡Salud! Eres muy afortunado.

[futureman 22694]

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Edited November 8, 2019 by futureman
doble

[futureman 22694]

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

That's a great nickname to give your own (allegedly) big dong. ¡Salud! Eres muy afortunado.

[SquishMitten 10496]

Take $800, fuck for 4 days and try some blow

Well shit. That’s just groceries and the wife’s Starbucks tab for the week. I’m doing life all wrong

[BigSwingingD 719]

On 11/6/2019 at 10:17 PM, kingkoopa6 said:

 

I understand now.

Her ass is so Phat it has a gravitational pull that sucked Bru eight back to Cali. Undefeated. 

Hook'em 

[Treefidy 1507]

17 hours ago, Blackcat00 said:

It will always be The Crazy Lady to me. 

 

Add $1 pabst blue ribbon from your user name and good times. 

[Chopper 17431]

She appeared more attractive when cos-playing a Lakers girl.

[texifornia 59012]

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

She appeared more attractive when cos-playing a Lakers girl.

I'm sure she floats some people's boats but man I'm not moving across the country (or really even the next town over) for that 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13283]

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

She appeared more attractive when cos-playing a Lakers girl.

I'm with you on this. She's good looking, but she's not Kate special (or 99% of Surly gifs posted). She's probably a 8 face. 

[Thiefery 5108]

LOL Is she hot enough to move 2000 miles away talk not going away.. She's bad..Bru is soft.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

On 8/28/2019 at 1:55 PM, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Will someone just nuke this thread already, please?

cold takes exposed

[Nivek 17407]

 
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Bru get his ass kicked at 31 Flavors last night.

Last time I was there, I had to hike it there with some lost New Yorker who was trying ti rescue her sister from a dude with a love for gators. I did get some pussy, a boat, some boots, out of the deal.

[LTtxfan 49994]

On 11/6/2019 at 10:17 PM, kingkoopa6 said:

 

 

Bru sighting...

 

[Neonmoon 38130]

That’s a huge bitch 

[victory88 5763]

Jeez... dude looks like he has aged 10 years and put on 40 pounds 

[irishtexan 11712]

That dude isn't a WR.