Shit HEB Makes (when its open).

[4th&Five 41499]

7 hours ago, elfenix said:

i don't even eat ice cream and i'm intrigued

Same. I quit eating ice cream when Adam’s quit making pecan pie. I’ll try this though. 

[DougO 5242]

HEB Deli Parmesan crisps are the bomb! I am exercising utmost restraint to keep from gobbling up the whole package this evening. They are a little pricey, but glad I purchased them.

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

On 9/17/2020 at 6:16 PM, Brisketexan said:

Dude, if you're into those, you've got to try the menonite cheese:

When I was a kid, on the way back to the US from my grandparents' ranch, we'd stop at a Menonite colony and buy a bunch of fresh cheese.  It was kickass -- a mild, salty, creamy with a bit of a bite cheese.  This is damned close.  Makes great quesadillas.

Tried some of this today, and you do not lie.  It is very nice.  Thanks.

[kurioster 66]

Slammed and went hard

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[CooterBrown 17977]

Slammed and went hard

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This was tasty without a doubt but it was seasoned more like a mild chili instead of guisada. Still would recommend.

[Mack Tripper 696]

Slammed and went hard

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Sell by Oct 32? Samhain!

[Fudbelty 2787]

Sell by Oct 32? Samhain!

That’s what’s wrong with 2020

[Deej 76736]

4 hours ago, Mack Tripper said:

Sell by Oct 32? Samhain!

October 2032.

[Trey3216 15335]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

October 2032.

Only if you leave under your driver’s seat 

[DougO 5242]

So I guess it doesn't have as long a shelf life as a Twinkie.

[Etexhorn13 3045]

On 9/17/2020 at 6:16 PM, Brisketexan said:

Dude, if you're into those, you've got to try the menonite cheese:

When I was a kid, on the way back to the US from my grandparents' ranch, we'd stop at a Menonite colony and buy a bunch of fresh cheese.  It was kickass -- a mild, salty, creamy with a bit of a bite cheese.  This is damned close.  Makes great quesadillas.

This is 100% what I’ve been looking for. The resort I stayed at in Mexico for my honeymoon had cheese quesadillas on the breakfast buffet with a cheese just like this, and I’ve been trying to replicate it ever since. That stuff makes one hell of a cheese quesadilla on some corn torts. 

[HenryJames 65969]

On 10/12/2020 at 8:56 AM, pearlandhorn said:

I bought my wife a pint of this on Friday.  It was gone yesterday.  This may be the best ice cream I've ever tasted.  Seriously:

https://www.heb.com/product-detail/h-e-b-select-ingredients-creamy-creations-pumpkin-pie-limited-edition-ice-cream/2631016

Yeah, it’s really fucking good.

[Mr.Hovis 70]

The Creamy Creations cinnamon, honey, and sopapilla ice cream is pretty damn tasty.

[BurntOrange&White 39926]

Just had the creamy creating pumpkin pie 

 

 

shit is phenomenal. The graham cracker crust pieces in it were amazing 

[4th_and_18 687]

Was at the new Heb at slaughter/Congress at lunch and saw an ice chest of tamales...inside the store. Next to the self checkouts on the bbq end of the store. Taking impulse buys to the next level H-E-B. Well-played.

[McFly 606]

HEB Flaming Bird Orange Pepper Beef Fajiitas were legit.

[CooterBrown 17977]

The Creamy Creations cinnamon, honey, and sopapilla ice cream is pretty damn tasty.

This. Just ate a pint. No ragrats.

[Hank_Hill 18755]

7 hours ago, McFly said:

HEB Flaming Bird Orange Pepper Beef Fajiitas were legit.

 

these didn’t suck today

Edited October 21, 2020 by Hank_Hill

[tx ind 7004]

NSIAP

[tx ind 7004]

On 9/23/2020 at 7:21 PM, elfenix said:

7 hot dogs in a pack and 8 buns in a pack.  that's how they get ya

[HenryJames 65969]

Regional Texas honeys, imo.

[Hank_Hill 18755]

This combo doesn’t suck

[Hank_Hill 18755]

Their Midtown frozen pizzas are quite strong 

[McFly 606]

^this is true. Their 2 packs of crust are good too for making your own. 

[Enchubben 5509]

On 10/25/2020 at 1:47 PM, Hank_Hill said:

Their Midtown frozen pizzas are quite strong 

The crust was great, the rest of the pizza sucked donkey balls.

[elfenix 34214]

my official testing says that HCF crispy crowns are better than ore ida extra crispy tater tots. 

HEB kosher salt box not as good as morton due to lack of actual pour spout.  doesn't matter so much if you're pouring out 1/2 cup at a time, but there's little precision with it. 

Edited October 27, 2020 by elfenix

[Deej 76736]

The "Grown in Idaho" brand, or whatever the name is, kicks the shit out of all of them, across the board in every style. 

The diced hash browns are damn near as good as using fresh potatoes. 

https://growninidaho.com/product/super-crispy-crinkle-cut-fries/

Edited October 28, 2020 by Deej

[Hank_Hill 18755]

3 hours ago, Enchubben said:

The crust was great, the rest of the pizza sucked donkey balls.

Meh I just had the basic classic Italian and added fresh basil and it was great for frozen. Haven’t tried the more complex ones yet.

[Pancho 44656]

HEB opened in Lubbock.

Never thought I would see the day where United would let that happen.

[NoName 16348]

noticed that my HEB has some combo of new tamales in it - HCF, HEB branded and Mi Tienda...anyone try them or have any specific recs?

[Mack Tripper 696]

my official testing says that HCF crispy crowns are better than ore ida extra crispy tater tots. 
HEB kosher salt box not as good as morton due to lack of actual pour spout.  doesn't matter so much if you're pouring out 1/2 cup at a time, but there's little precision with it. 

#teamdiamondcrystal

[NoName 16348]

2 hours ago, Mack Tripper said:

#teamdiamondcrystal

i wish you could get this at my HEB

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

1 hour ago, NoName said:

i wish you could get this at my HEB

Amazon.

[Hank_Hill 18755]

On 9/17/2020 at 6:16 PM, Brisketexan said:

Dude, if you're into those, you've got to try the menonite cheese:

When I was a kid, on the way back to the US from my grandparents' ranch, we'd stop at a Menonite colony and buy a bunch of fresh cheese.  It was kickass -- a mild, salty, creamy with a bit of a bite cheese.  This is damned close.  Makes great quesadillas.

This tastes like elevated string cheese to me. Not a bad thing, just an observation.

[tx 3 putt 76776]

9 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

This tastes like elevated string cheese to me. Not a bad thing, just an observation.

Go on ...

[CHIEF 5075]

This is my current late night combo a couple of times per week:

I get the stink eye from Mrs. CHIEF, so I always just stare straight at the ice cream carton.

CHIEF

[South Austin 52375]

The HEB on Far West is rather MILFy this morning.

[HenryJames 65969]

Username never checks out.

[TexasMan 10886]

 

 

Anyone ever try this? I love the patty melt, but what else could you use this with besides French fries?

[HenryJames 65969]

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

On 11/2/2020 at 12:26 PM, CHIEF said:

This is my current late night combo a couple of times per week:

I get the stink eye from Mrs. CHIEF, so I always just stare straight at the ice cream carton.

CHIEF

Both of those kick every kind of ass.

[Deej 76736]

Their Carolina Reaper cheese puffs aren't bad at all.

[BurntOrange&White 39926]

Wrong thread

Edited November 8, 2020 by BurntOrange&White

[squib 1120]

On 10/27/2020 at 10:29 PM, Pancho said:

HEB opened in Lubbock.

Never thought I would see the day where United would let that happen.

Albertsons bought United a couple of years ago. HEB and United had a turf agreement in Lubbock I suspect. When United sold out, then HEB decided to go to the mattresses with the now Albertsons "United." I went into the new HEB Sunday morning. Was a madhouse. 

[TexasMan 10886]

On 11/8/2020 at 11:22 AM, TexasMan said:

 

 

Anyone ever try this? I love the patty melt, but what else could you use this with besides French fries?

Update:

I fried up some pickles today and this was the perfect dipping sauce for them. 

[BurntOrange&White 39926]

If you go to the larger HEBs with the pizza place in them during happy hour you can get a large pizza when you walk in and 2 free beers to drink while you shop and then pick up your pizza on the way out. 
 

im not sure if it’s the same at all locations though. 

[Deej 76736]

Rundberg HEB gives you a handgun to shop with. 

[Enchubben 5509]

I’ve always heard if you finish a food item or drink while shopping it’s free anyway. Is that true?

[Deej 76736]

4 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I’ve always heard if you finish a food item or drink while shopping it’s free anyway. Is that true?

That's why a put an Hibachi in my cart. All you can eat ribeyes. 

[pearlandhorn 3269]

https://www.heb.com/product-detail/h-e-b-chef-prepared-spinach-dip/298321

HEB makes all kinda of prepared dips that are absolutely delicious.  This spinach dip, chipotle salsa ranch, dill dip, etc.  Even online, it looks like this is now the only one available.  The others are packaged very similarly.  Very disappointed as the chipotle and dill dips slammed hard.  I looked in my store recently and the only one I could find is that spinach dip.  WTF man?