Shit HEB Makes (when its open).

[CooterBrown 18034]

I buy the big canister of Hidden Valley Ranch mix. Fuck those individual packets.

I make just enough for what I need at the moment. Just eyeball it. It’s not rocket science.

[Deej 76983]

17 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Buy plastic salad dressing bottle from Amazon with lid.

Mayo first, packet, add milk. Shake and refrigerate. No mess. 
 

Signoraware Shaker Bottles | 17-Ounce Plastic Protein Shake Bottle for Meal Replacement Shakes & Smoothies, Beverages, Mixing Salad Dressing & Sauces, Margarita, & More | 2 Pack https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08L9QB588/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_i_7A1DMJ9Y0NQT5F7E8DSG

A mason jar with a lid works just as well. 

[Deej 76983]

double post

Edited March 14, 2022 by Deej

[Fudbelty 2791]

A mason jar with a lid works just as well. 

Sounds like something an aggie would say.

[Deej 76983]

21 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Sounds like something an aggie would say.

That would be a mason jar and a straw. 

[elfenix 34344]

On 3/2/2022 at 8:47 AM, South Austin said:

That doesn't make it right.

[Loop 1604 227]

On 3/4/2022 at 10:30 AM, 4th&Five said:

Better than Grillo's?

Yes. For those wondering, they’re usually by the deli area in one of those random cold boxes. By the tamales, prepared salads, wraps, etc.

Edited March 16, 2022 by Loop 1604

[Texzilla58 4745]

Make true homemade ranch:

Mayo, sour cream, buttermilk, garlic, chives, flat parsley, dill, worchestershire, vinegar or lemon juice, lemon zest, paprika, cayenne. Kosher salt, black pepper. It’s great.

[Post Oak 20304]

On 3/4/2022 at 8:47 AM, Trey3216 said:

Slam & Go.   Highly recommend 

 

 

Just bought some of these because of this rec.

Phenomenal.  Just enough heat.  Crispy. Fantastic.

I just ordered the plain ones too.  

HEB give us a bread and butter pickles you cowards.

[NoName 16416]

5 hours ago, Post Oak said:

HEB give us a bread and butter pickles you cowards.

[elfenix 34344]

"how can we make a cucumber that gives people the beetus?"

[Deej 76983]

On 3/16/2022 at 4:24 AM, Texzilla58 said:

Make true homemade ranch:

Mayo, sour cream, buttermilk, garlic, chives, flat parsley, dill, worchestershire, vinegar or lemon juice, lemon zest, paprika, cayenne. Kosher salt, black pepper. It’s great.

[Post Oak 20304]

5 hours ago, NoName said:

 

4 hours ago, elfenix said:

"how can we make a cucumber that gives people the beetus?"

Don't try to pickle shame me you heathens. I was born in the brine.

[Biff Tannen 45751]

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

 

Don't try to pickle shame me you heathens. I was born in the brine.

Pickles ain't sposed to be sweet.

[Deej 76983]

Sweet pickles are for pussies who can't handle the real deal.

[DougO 5257]

On 3/14/2022 at 2:45 PM, Deej said:

A mason jar with a lid works just as well. 

I used an HEB plastic screw-top container. 

[Post Oak 20304]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Pickles ain't sposed to be sweet.

 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Sweet pickles are for pussies who can't handle the real deal.

Edited March 19, 2022 by Post Oak

[Deej 76983]

Pretty sure Russia is sweetpickles in that scenario.

[Post Oak 20304]

23 minutes ago, Deej said:

Pretty sure Russia is sweetpickles in that scenario.

Well, well, you know what I mean.

[harpercollins 394]

[tx 3 putt 77610]

On 3/4/2022 at 8:47 AM, Trey3216 said:

Slam & Go.   Highly recommend 

 

 

 

very meh, crispy for sure but no heat. and the container sucks

ill stick with best maid or mt olive 

Edited March 20, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[South Austin 52639]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

ill stick with best maid or mt olive 

Claussen, you piece of dick.

[Post Oak 20304]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

very meh, crispy for sure but no heat. and the container sucks

ill stick with best maid or mt olive 

I do have a complaint about the container.  That needs to change. I'm going to end up putting mine in a mason jar

[Mittens 8312]

19 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Claussen, you piece of dick.

The best, without dispute.  About went into withdrawals during pandemic/supply chain bullshit when my HEB couldn't get them.  

[Deej 76983]

57 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I do have a complaint about the container.  That needs to change. I'm going to end up putting mine in a mason jar

The pickles, right?

 

[Dewey 3298]

I'm very much a sweet pickle guy, hate on. Sweet heat is my favorite,  here in El Paso the Mexican grocery sells "cucumber salad", which is basically sweet pickle slices. Damn good. I'll be moving back into HEB land soon and will demand they carry all brands of sweet pickles. 

[South Austin 52639]

3 hours ago, Dewey said:

I'm very much a sweet pickle guy, hate on. Sweet heat is my favorite,  here in El Paso the Mexican grocery sells "cucumber salad", which is basically sweet pickle slices. Damn good. I'll be moving back into HEB land soon and will demand they carry all brands of sweet pickles. 

[Texzilla58 4745]

I’m not a divisive picklist. I am a fan of any great pickle, sweet or sour, Including some of the stranger pickled things of Asia.

[Smax 3800]

You food nazis are a strange breed.. eat what you like.

[HenryJames 66193]

[Post Oak 20304]

On 3/20/2022 at 10:02 AM, Dewey said:

I'm very much a sweet pickle guy, hate on. Sweet heat is my favorite,  here in El Paso the Mexican grocery sells "cucumber salad", which is basically sweet pickle slices. Damn good. I'll be moving back into HEB land soon and will demand they carry all brands of sweet pickles. 

 

[Tailgate 3024]

HEB 16” All Meat Pizza

[tigol 2411]

On 3/13/2022 at 11:14 PM, CooterBrown said:

I buy the big canister of Hidden Valley Ranch mix. Fuck those individual packets.

I make just enough for what I need at the moment. Just eyeball it. It’s not rocket science.

You need to upgrade.  https://www.amazon.com/Hidden-Valley-Ranch-Seasoning-Dressing/dp/B086WQJB4D/ref=asc_df_B086WQJB4D/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=459704123703&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=2558285163268876949&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9028274&hvtargid=pla-926653617723&psc=1

[South Austin 52639]

4 hours ago, Tailgate said:

HEB 16” All Meat Pizza

That’s not All Meat. I see some cheese, sauce, and bread. Looks good, though.

[Hook1997 5404]

On 3/20/2022 at 1:14 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

very meh, crispy for sure but no heat. and the container sucks

ill stick with best maid or mt olive 

Yea I tried some of the heb true Texas pickles, just the little bag.  I’m glad that’s all I bought, they are like half pickled with zero flavor at all.  Terrible pickles. 

[tx 3 putt 77610]

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Yea I tried some of the heb true Texas pickles, just the little bag.  I’m glad that’s all I bought, they are like half pickled with zero flavor at all.  Terrible pickles. 

 

they grew on me, i finished them all but the container is horrible 

[Js1 85636]

On 3/24/2022 at 5:21 PM, Tailgate said:

HEB 16” All Meat Pizza

I love and celebrate HEB's take and bake pizzas but god damn, at my HEB, there's about a 25% chance I see them when I shop.  Either they're all gone by the time I go to the store (every single variety) or they don't put any out until mid-morning and the early shoppers can get fucked? 

I can maybe grab one once out of every 3 or 4 weekly trip to HEB? 

[billfromlaketravis 11553]

I wouldn't recommend HEB's crawfish unless you live in Midland and have no other options. I looked at how they stored them, and went ahead and bought 5 pounds. Unwise. They tasted fine, even shaded towards pretty spicy, but many were dead when they went in the boil or were too small. I'd say maybe 3.5 pounds of it was edible. 

Edited March 28, 2022 by billfromlaketravis

[harpercollins 394]

I love McClures pickles. My H-E-B used to carry them but I haven’t seen them lately.

[Native Horn 3516]

13 hours ago, harpercollins said:

I love McClures pickles. My H-E-B used to carry them but I haven’t seen them lately.

Not sure which HEB you shop (or even what city), but the South Congress/Slaughter store in Austin has them according to the HEB app.

[Nueces River Rat 5559]

On 3/28/2022 at 3:24 PM, Js1 said:

I love and celebrate HEB's take and bake pizzas but god damn, at my HEB, there's about a 25% chance I see them when I shop.  Either they're all gone by the time I go to the store (every single variety) or they don't put any out until mid-morning and the early shoppers can get fucked? 

I can maybe grab one once out of every 3 or 4 weekly trip to HEB? 

These do rock.  Much preferable to the major delivery chains, IMO.

[Deej 76983]

HEB has their usual bacon wrapped, cheese stuffed, jalapeños for the grill, but now also stuffed with crawfish. Not bad for a quick snack. 

[Js1 85636]

3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

These do rock.  Much preferable to the major delivery chains, IMO.

Agreed. I have a large toaster oven air fryer combo that really cooks these nicely in about 8-10 min. Just would like to pick up one a week and not every 3-4

[South Austin 52639]

11 hours ago, Deej said:

HEB has their usual bacon wrapped, cheese stuffed, jalapeños for the grill, but now also stuffed with crawfish. Not bad for a quick snack. 

I’ll have to get some. I like the ones stuffed with boudin.

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

What are they charging for that these days?  Were always a bit high before, can’t imaging now. 
 

Im lazy but also cheap. Conflicted. 

Edited March 30, 2022 by ChickenSandwich

[Guest]

If you can't get homemade, these are the best by a great distance.

[HenryJames 66193]

On 3/28/2022 at 3:19 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

they grew on me, i finished them all but the container is horrible 

Don’t think you’re supposed to eat the container.

[tx 3 putt 77610]

43 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Don’t think you’re supposed to eat the container.

 

that explains the stomach ache

[pearlandhorn 3274]

2 hours ago, slorch said:

If you can't get homemade, these are the best by a great distance.

I do the spicy charro and they never disappoint.

[MirrOlure 14870]

As if an ordinary saltine wasn’t the perfect delivery vessel for a raw oyster….