Shit HEB Makes (when its open).

[DougO 5253]

On 4/2/2022 at 8:34 PM, pearlandhorn said:

I do the spicy charro and they never disappoint.

I concur. I dare say they are better than most charro beans you get in restaurants or are made by good cooks. Not much reason to go to all the fuss when you can just grab a can of HEB charro to heat up.

[ztejas 43524]

I had a cousin that was into sweet pickles. He's boarded up in an insane asylum now after burning down an orphanage for special needs children. 

[irishtexan 11522]

Grillo's is the shit, but I can hardly find them anywhere. HEB doesn't carry them. The Sprout's by my house used to, but they've stopped carrying them for some reason. I'm kind of annoyed.

 

Next is Claussen and then Nathan's Famous. I won't consider any pickles on the shelves. They have to be refrigerated. 

[Texzilla58 4741]

You know what’s tough? Seeing all this HEB stuff and living in a part of Texas without it. I can go to Burleson or Waxahachie or Weatherford. So far the new ones coming to DFW are all on north side. Mansfield land has been bought for years but no dirt moving.

[CooterBrown 18019]

Does Grillo's make that HEB pickle? It's the same shitty container.

[NoName 16364]

6 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Does Grillo's make that HEB pickle? It's the same shitty container.

i think the HEB pickles (True Texas) are "house made" somewhere by HEB - just using the same shit container.

 

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

Grillo's is the shit, but I can hardly find them anywhere. HEB doesn't carry them. The Sprout's by my house used to, but they've stopped carrying them for some reason. I'm kind of annoyed.

 

Next is Claussen and then Nathan's Famous. I won't consider any pickles on the shelves. They have to be refrigerated. 

i find them at Central Market and Costco if that helps

[4th&Five 41571]

whole foods and target have them as well.

[Covri 6250]

3 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

You know what’s tough? Seeing all this HEB stuff and living in a part of Texas without it. I can go to Burleson or Waxahachie or Weatherford. So far the new ones coming to DFW are all on north side. Mansfield land has been bought for years but no dirt moving.

It’s tough living one town over from Burleson and having to drive 20 mins to the nearest H‑E‑B? 

[tigol 2399]

It’s tough living one town over from Burleson and having to drive 20 mins to the nearest H‑E‑B? 

That Burleson H-E-B is a cluster. So damn crowded.

[Covri 6250]

47 minutes ago, tigol said:

That Burleson H-E-B is a cluster. So damn crowded.

That’s pretty much every H‑E‑B these days.

[Covri 6250]

It’s actually why I’m not too excited they are starting up by where I live (Allen). I figure it’ll be awhile before the novelty wears off for those who haven’t had H‑E‑B in their lives or enough stores open that they won’t all be shit shows forever. The costcos around here are also never not packed to the max and why I don’t bother shopping there. 

[Texzilla58 4741]

It’s tough living one town over from Burleson and having to drive 20 mins to the nearest H‑E‑B? 

It’s more like 45 minutes.

[Deej 76861]

3 hours ago, Covri said:

The costcos around here are also never not packed to the max and why I don’t bother shopping there.

Instacart started delivering Costco, and I haven't stepped foot in one since.

[MAUFRAIS 6631]

Do they still tell you they love you?

[tx 3 putt 77245]

[CooterBrown 18019]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

That's the Best Maid logo. 

[Native Horn 3505]

On 4/4/2022 at 5:14 PM, Deej said:

Instacart started delivering Costco, and I haven't stepped foot in one since.

How the hell are you supposed to buy $300 of random shit that wasn't on your shopping list if you don't go in to the store??  Lame.

[South Austin 52523]

3 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

How the hell are you supposed to buy $300 of random shit that wasn't on your shopping list if you don't go in to the store??  Lame.

Or a hot dog sitting under a burner lamp for six hours?

[Native Horn 3505]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Or a hot dog sitting under a burner lamp for six hours?

Bout one fiddy

[tx 3 putt 77245]

30 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

How the hell are you supposed to buy $300 of random shit that wasn't on your shopping list if you don't go in to the store??  Lame.

Costco condoms are a great deal 

[MAUFRAIS 6631]

That's the Best Maid logo. 

https://bestmaidpickles.com/best-maid-pickles/about/del-dixi-pickle-co/

[Underdog 28755]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Costco condoms are a great deal 

Haven’t bought condoms in years, not since I’ve had to worry about expiration dates on them. 

[tx 3 putt 77245]

4 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

https://bestmaidpickles.com/best-maid-pickles/about/del-dixi-pickle-co/

goof and spicy 

[Underdog 28755]

We struck out twice on getting HEB beef fajita meat at both their Waxahatchie and Burleson location, wife has the sads. 

Edited April 8, 2022 by Underdog

[Blotto 23560]

The HEB closest to my house (hancock) has been out of  the Carolina Reaper cheese puffs for a couple of weeks now, so I opted for the cheese crunchy option (think cheetos) for a fix. Not terrible, but nowhere near the perfection that the puffs are. I give the puffs a 10 out of 10, these get like a 7. 

Edited April 9, 2022 by Blotto

[ChickenSandwich 9844]

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

The HEB closest to my house (hancock) has been out of  the Carolina Reaper cheese puffs for a couple of weeks now, so I opted for the cheese crunchy option (think cheetos) for a fix. Not terrible, but nowhere near the perfection that the puffs are. I give the puffs a 10 out of 10, these get like a 7. 

Trying the this thin chip for the same reason. 
 

Its “Ghost Pepper Ranch”

Edited April 9, 2022 by ChickenSandwich

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

One of you bastards try these and report back. 

[Anastasis 23481]

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

8 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

One of you bastards try these and report back. 

For those of you who think ranch dressing flavor is too spicy.

[Shaddie 1651]

On 4/4/2022 at 1:51 PM, Covri said:

It’s actually why I’m not too excited they are starting up by where I live (Allen). I figure it’ll be awhile before the novelty wears off for those who haven’t had H‑E‑B in their lives or enough stores open that they won’t all be shit shows forever. The costcos around here are also never not packed to the max and why I don’t bother shopping there. 

After living in this nonHEB desert for 19 years I have my ninja swords sharp and shiny and will cut any motherfucker who gets in my way. 

[Deej 76861]

I'd appreciate HEB working harder on keeping the shelves stocked with more important things than milkshake flavored potato chips. 

[Herbie Hancock 7369]

Mine was stocked with $1.87/lb briskets this morning. I grabbed a couple.

[irishtexan 11522]

On 4/4/2022 at 1:51 PM, Covri said:

I figure it’ll be awhile before the novelty wears off for those who haven’t had H‑E‑B in their lives or enough stores open that they won’t all be shit shows forever. 

The novelty will not wear off. They WILL be shit-shows forever. 

[tx 3 putt 77245]

On 4/4/2022 at 1:51 PM, Covri said:

It’s actually why I’m not too excited they are starting up by where I live (Allen). I figure it’ll be awhile before the novelty wears off for those who haven’t had H‑E‑B in their lives or enough stores open that they won’t all be shit shows forever. The costcos around here are also never not packed to the max and why I don’t bother shopping there. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Sill waiting on the novelty of the Bunker Hill HEB to wear off. It's only been 10 years or so. Any day now I'm sure. 

[tx 3 putt 77245]

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Sill waiting on the novelty of the Bunker Hill HEB to wear off. It's only been 10 years or so. Any day now I'm sure. 

that’s a busy mofo 

[Celery Man 20981]

Hey so heads up - tomorrow it’s doors open at Jesus’ tomb, but HEB is closed, man.

[HenryJames 66135]

So Jesus gets crucified, is dead for a few days, and then resurrects. What? He’s not going to need groceries after that?

[Dewey 3286]

Yeah, don't know about you, but that would make me hungry.  Seems like a lot of work. 

[HenryJames 66135]

And maybe some Neosporin and bandaids.

[Post Oak 20254]

On 4/15/2022 at 5:39 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

For those of you who think ranch dressing flavor is too spicy.

Like the Brits......

 

[HenryJames 66135]

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

25 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Like the Brits......

 

Spicy foods like ketchup? Jesus. And whatever red curry he’s eating must be really lame. (I had to double check who tweeted that because I instinctively wanted to say “she.”)

[elfenix 34331]

Like the Brits......
 

he then posts a pic of Sriracha saying it's ketchup and the stans come out of the woodwork congratulating him on his "joke"

[pearlandhorn 3274]

On 4/15/2022 at 10:50 AM, Herbie Hancock said:

Mine was stocked with $1.87/lb briskets this morning. I grabbed a couple.

Ditto.  Smoking one next Sunday.

[tx 3 putt 77245]

4 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Ditto.  Smoking one next Sunday.

 

what time should I come by and pick up a plate ?

[pearlandhorn 3274]

57 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

what time should I come by and pick up a plate ?

Bout 3:50 or so 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Seems bad!

[4th&Five 41571]

On 4/14/2022 at 8:53 PM, Nueces River Rat said:

One of you bastards try these and report back. 

My 10yo finished a bag. They tasted like potato chips with a a drop of vanilla on them.

[Trey3216 15350]

19 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Seems bad!

Seems like it should be paired with "HEB Ant and Mosquito Repellant" for one of their Combo Loco deals.