Shit HEB Makes (when its open).

[TonyTexas 10505]

I made tacos using this tonight. So easy and tasty. Fresh tortillas, pico, Mi Tienda refried beans. Took all of 10 minutes to do. 
 

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

These are fan fucking tastic

[ztejas 43411]

On 10/7/2024 at 5:27 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

just had a hill country faire snack stick. lord knows what was in it 

America was in it.

Now shut the fuck up and get back to making money for our hegemonic empire. 

[ztejas 43411]

On 10/7/2024 at 2:45 PM, CooterBrown said:

If I have to buy canned chili, I buy this one in a box. It's by far, the best of the premade chilis.  It's in the refrigerated meat section. 

"If I have to buy canned chili, what I do is I actually don't buy canned chili and get something completely different instead"

Y'all fuckin crack me up.

[jimmyjazz 45879]

50 minutes ago, ztejas said:

"If I have to buy canned chili, what I do is I actually don't buy canned chili and get something completely different instead"

Y'all fuckin crack me up.

Plus, it contains oats and some kind of tofu-ish shit.  No thanks.

[DoobieWah 1434]

It does make a great hot dog topping tho. 

[Da Fino 2772]

15 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

I made tacos using this tonight. So easy and tasty. Fresh tortillas, pico, Mi Tienda refried beans. Took all of 10 minutes to do. 
 

What section do they keep this in? 

[TonyTexas 10505]

9 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

What section do they keep this in? 

In the meat department along with the other Mi Tienda fully cooked meat offerings. 

Edited October 9 by TonyTexas

[tx 3 putt 76862]

18 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

I made tacos using this tonight. So easy and tasty. Fresh tortillas, pico, Mi Tienda refried beans. Took all of 10 minutes to do. 
 

 

price ? 

tortillaria down the street sells 1lb, stack of fresh made tortillas and damn good salsa for $16 

[TonyTexas 10505]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

price ? 

tortillaria down the street sells 1lb, stack of fresh made tortillas and damn good salsa for $16 

If only we were all so fortunate to have a tortillaria like that down the street. $12 for a 1 lb. package. But H‑E‑B often has a x  off when you buy x amount of Mi Tienda products. 

[Deej 76750]

The Garcia brand of barbacoa in the same section is just as good if not better for the same price. I've had the Mi Tienda be such a salt bomb at times that it was inedible. 

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

The Mi Tienda refried beans with chorizo is fantastic for breakfast tacos

[rage-a-holic 4371]

6 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

If only we were all so fortunate to have a tortillaria like that down the street. $12 for a 1 lb. package. But H‑E‑B often has a x  off when you buy x amount of Mi Tienda products. 

Yep, we use it every time it's up. Always $4 off $20 of Mi Tienda. This is usually right around $20.

 

[WBT 20561]

9 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

In the meat department along with the other Mi Tienda fully cooked meat offerings. 

I gave your mom my fully cooked meat offering

[South Austin 52436]

8 hours ago, WBT said:

I gave your mom my fully cooked meat offering

[DoobieWah 1434]

Did your mom tell you about his "limitations"?

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Was it fork-tender?

[Redneck Mutha 7953]

On 10/9/2024 at 6:05 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

The Mi Tienda refried beans with chorizo is fantastic for breakfast tacos

Love me some chorizo & bean brefiss tacos.

[Mittens 8253]

How H-E-B Became Texas' Most Beloved Brand

[SimonBolivar 10957]

These have fantastic macros, and I think they taste plenty good. Though they're light on the cheese (as you'd imagine) and the jalapenos.



45 calories each with 9g of protein

Prasek's Dry Bison & Pork Sticks with Jalapeno & Cheese - Shop Jerky at H-E-B

Edited October 31 by SimonBolivar

[threesheets 1672]

On 10/9/2024 at 8:57 AM, jimmyjazz said:

Plus, it contains oats and some kind of tofu-ish shit.  No thanks.

If the dude that voices their radio spots gets wind of this, someone is definitely gonna get shot.

[Wally Pryor 5261]

South Congress store opening December 4. 

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/h-e-b-announces-opening-date-for-revamped-south-congress-store/

[Hook1997 5351]

Looks like these didn’t come back this year..  I thought they were great, especially with some spicy pork sausage velveeta cheese dip.  

[South Austin 52436]

I got those last year, and they didn't taste much different than the other novelty HEB chip flavors, which to me all taste within a similar salty flavor variation.  

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

On 10/31/2024 at 10:20 AM, SimonBolivar said:

These have fantastic macros, and I think they taste plenty good. Though they're light on the cheese (as you'd imagine) and the jalapenos.



45 calories each with 9g of protein

Prasek's Dry Bison & Pork Sticks with Jalapeno & Cheese - Shop Jerky at H-E-B

I've been getting this at HEB for a while, particularly when they have a coupon.  It's consistently better than most other brands.

[Herbie Hancock 7343]

I love chips, the weirder the better but these are absolute trash. Both of them. Do not buy.

[jimmyjazz 45879]

Honestly, I so much prefer kettle cooked chips to the wavy/ridged varieties that I wouldn't even consider those.  Team texture I guess.

[South Austin 52436]

33 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Honestly, I so much prefer kettle cooked chips to the wavy/ridged varieties that I wouldn't even consider those.  Team texture I guess.

Pretty much the same for me, except plain Ruffles with sour cream and onion dip is a classic for me.

[ztejas 43411]

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

I got those last year, and they didn't taste much different than the other novelty HEB chip flavors, which to me all taste within a similar salty flavor variation.  

I'd delete this. They may try and silence you. 

[deft 6833]

I love chips, the weirder the better but these are absolute trash. Both of them. Do not buy.

You’re a whore. Shut your filthy whore mouth. The lemon pepper is delicious.

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

Those Mi Tienda sauces that are the the skinny bottles are all good.

[Herbie Hancock 7343]

You’re a whore. Shut your filthy whore mouth. The lemon pepper is delicious.

The only thing I can dispute in the above post is that the lemon pepper chips are delicious because they are most certainly not. There is sugar in the seasoning and it has a lemon poundcake aftertaste. Lemon pepper isn’t supposed to be sweet.

[NoName 16350]

22 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

The only thing I can dispute in the above post is that the lemon pepper chips are delicious because they are most certainly not. There is sugar in the seasoning and it has a lemon poundcake aftertaste. Lemon pepper isn’t supposed to be sweet.

I think there's a difference between their very first run of it (heavy pepper, light lemon) then the second run when they first came out that had some more sweet to it to these.

Loved the first run. Havent enjoyed any since 

[SydneyCarton 48053]

On 11/13/2024 at 9:53 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

Those Mi Tienda sauces that are the the skinny bottles are all good.

Agree to disagree. Habanero is fucking great, but the rest are mediocre. To be fair, I haven't tried the Avacado one yet. But the Roja is nothing special and I found the Verde downright bad. 

[jimmyjazz 45879]

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

But the Roja is nothing special and I found the Verde downright bad. 

In a similar vein, I tried the jarred salsa verde by Herdez a couple of weeks ago.  I don't know if they made a bad batch or what, but it had a funk to it that rendered it almost inedible.

[SydneyCarton 48053]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

In a similar vein, I tried the jarred salsa verde by Herdez a couple of weeks ago.  I don't know if they made a bad batch or what, but it had a funk to it that rendered it almost inedible.

I've also had that happen before. I also had a botle of the Verde literally explode becuase it somehow had fermented inside, and a herdez that literally turned modly after two days. While I'll use Herdez stuff in soups as a shortcut, I don't think they have the best facilities. 

[DalTxHornFan 3097]

The bride bought us a dozen of the spicy Mi Tienda pork tamales.  They did not last long.  Good stuff!

[Trey3216 15343]

On 11/14/2024 at 10:27 AM, SydneyCarton said:

I've also had that happen before. I also had a botle of the Verde literally explode becuase it somehow had fermented inside, and a herdez that literally turned modly after two days. While I'll use Herdez stuff in soups as a shortcut, I don't think they have the best facilities. 

I have had both of those happen before as well with Herdez.  

[jimmyjazz 45879]

8 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I have had both of those happen before as well with Herdez.  

Now I wish I hadn't eaten my enchiladas, but I was really hungry.

[Hmbre97 6304]

This is dogshit. Picked it up with some deal they had a while back. Dry AF and the chili tasted like nothing.

 

 

This is pretty good but the last container I bought, they did a piss poor job blending in the avocado as it has giant chunks I had to smash up. Still will keep buying

 

 

These are meh. Smells like a taco bell fart when you open the bag and only a hint of breakfast sausage flavoring. Won't buy again.

[jimmyjazz 45879]

Well, you bought "biscuits and gravy" chips, so that's on you.  I applaud the effort, though.

[Trey3216 15343]

On 11/18/2024 at 8:04 PM, Hmbre97 said:

This is dogshit. Picked it up with some deal they had a while back. Dry AF and the chili tasted like nothing.

 

 

This is pretty good but the last container I bought, they did a piss poor job blending in the avocado as it has giant chunks I had to smash up. Still will keep buying

 

 

These are meh. Smells like a taco bell fart when you open the bag and only a hint of breakfast sausage flavoring. Won't buy again.

I mean.......Why in the actual fuck does one need biscuits and gravy chips???

 

[Hmbre97 6304]

In my defense, I had a feeling they weren't going to be good but my kids like trying the limited edition chips they come out with. Even the weird sweet ones like milkshake and lemonade (I think it was lemonade, something with lemon in it). The only ones I can remember being good were the pepperoni pizza roll and the cheeseburger.

[4th&Five 41506]

I saw loaded nacho chips when I was there Sunday. Any good?

[jimmyjazz 45879]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I saw loaded nacho chips when I was there Sunday. Any good?

You had one job, which was to buy the loaded nacho chips and tell us if they're any good.

[threesheets 1672]

On 11/18/2024 at 8:08 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Well, you bought "biscuits and gravy" chips, so that's on you.  I applaud the effort, though.

I mean, I finished my bag.

[HenryJames 66034]

These are great.

[DoobieWah 1434]

My neighbor abuela gave me  pouch of the MI Tienda frijoles with jalapeno.

Terrible. It had a chemically flavor. Blah 

I haven't felt inclined to try any others. 

[TonyTexas 10505]

12 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

My neighbor abuela gave me  pouch of the MI Tienda frijoles with jalapeno.

Terrible. It had a chemically flavor. Blah 

I haven't felt inclined to try any others. 

I don’t believe any legitimate abuela would give anyone a pouch of HEB frijoles. Did she also give you these to eat with them?

 

 

[elfenix 34221]

14 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I don’t believe any legitimate abuela would give anyone a pouch of HEB frijoles. Did she also give you these to eat with them?

 

 

was it here that someone decided to give a can a try and didn't take the rolling papers off before trying to eat them?