Shit HEB Makes (when its open).

[elfenix 34760]

10 hours ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

What?  Please explain.

benzoyl peroxide is in the ingredient list. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzoyl_peroxide

[Deej 77857]

Gonna burn those polyps right out of your colon.

[TexasMan 11464]

On 12/25/2019 at 2:29 PM, Etexhorn13 said:

This is the shit you want IMO

I tried these a few weeks ago when they had that end cap combo deal. These were alright, but I liked the chicken fajita taste way better. 

[ss13 1832]

On 2/18/2020 at 7:41 PM, Longhorn Al said:

Walmart's artichoke/jalapeno is superior, though.

Bought this yesterday, damn good rec. 

 

Had the Mi Tienda carne guisada for tacos tonight, slammed & all that. 

[McFly 606]

Just looked online and most of the mi tienda meats are not available. Are they discontinuing them? What gives?

eta. Maybe it’s just the store. Seeing them in other ones now. 

Edited February 24, 2020 by McFly
Meat

[NoName 17167]

1 hour ago, McFly said:

Just looked online and most of the mi tienda meats are not available. Are they discontinuing them? What gives?

eta. Maybe it’s just the store. Seeing them in other ones now. 

stock depends on the location and "clientele" of your store from what some folks said on the old site...

[McFly 606]

16 minutes ago, NoName said:

stock depends on the location and "clientele" of your store from what some folks said on the old site...

It definitely does. Employees have told me. But I see them available at Braker/183 but not at 35/Parmer. That didn’t make sense to me. 

[CooterBrown 18289]

If you're shopping curbside, the site will randomly say they're out of stuff you know they have. Last week, there were no roma tomatoes at the Allandale HEB.  A while back, no fat free milk. Pretty confident, they weren't out of either.

 

[HenryJames 67443]

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

fat free milk

[tx 3 putt 78730]

8 hours ago, McFly said:

Just looked online and most of the mi tienda meats are not available. Are they discontinuing them? What gives?

eta. Maybe it’s just the store. Seeing them in other ones now. 

 

find an HEB with more 'ethnic' clientele 

[BurntOrange&White 41969]

One time we did curbside and they said they were out of sweet potatoes lol

[Deej 77857]

Fuck curbside. If you're driving to the store, park and go inside.

[McFly 606]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

find an HEB with more 'ethnic' clientele 

Plenty ethnic at 35/Parmer. Hence the confusion why Braker/183 had them and the other didn’t. 

[Deej 77857]

9 minutes ago, McFly said:

Plenty ethnic at 35/Parmer. Hence the confusion why Braker/183 had them and the other didn’t. 

The ethics go to Rundberg and Lamar. 35/Parmer is for the whiteys that fear the Rundberg location.

[ss13 1832]

The Hudson Oaks location west of FW is white as white gets, Mi Tienda is plentiful. 

[irishtexan 11712]

6 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

If you're shopping curbside, the site will randomly say they're out of stuff you know they have. Last week, there were no roma tomatoes at the Allandale HEB.  A while back, no fat free milk. Pretty confident, they weren't out of either.

 

My HEB is frequently out of HEB brand organic 2% milk in the half gallon size.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

find an HEB with more 'ethnic' clientele 

I actually think the Mi Tienda brands are marketed to the gringos, and the "ethnic" clientele tends to favor the more cost-conscious Hill Country Fair branded shit. 

[TexasMan 11464]

55 minutes ago, McFly said:

Plenty ethnic at 35/Parmer. Hence the confusion why Braker/183 had them and the other didn’t. 

 

45 minutes ago, Deej said:

The ethics go to Rundberg and Lamar. 35/Parmer is for the whiteys that fear the Rundberg location.

I live in Tech Ridge and the one at 35/Parmer sucks. The one in Round Rock on 45 is much better, and has the "ethnic". 

[Mack Tripper 708]

Pseudo ethnic HEB talk in Austin not going away.

[elfenix 34760]

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

My HEB is frequently out of HEB brand organic 2% milk in the half gallon size.

I actually think the Mi Tienda brands are marketed to the gringos, and the "ethnic" clientele tends to favor the more cost-conscious Hill Country Fair branded shit. 

i guess they only have the 2 mi tienda stores in houston.  thought there might be some in SA or the valley as well.

[Trey3216 15452]

10 hours ago, Deej said:

Fuck curbside. If you're driving to the store, park and go inside.

Do you know how long it takes these people to wait in line for one of those front Row parking spots for the in store shoppers??

[Steamboat1874 4389]

10 hours ago, Deej said:

Fuck curbside. If you're driving to the store, park and go inside.

Agree!

Bunch of lazy fat fucks in here.

[hornbri 1511]

9 hours ago, elfenix said:

i guess they only have the 2 mi tienda stores in houston.  thought there might be some in SA or the valley as well.

I had no idea there were stores just called "Mi Tienda" see the two in Houston now. 

The rundberg/lamar location was branded as a "mi tienda" HEB for awhile. The sign still said HEB but added a "mi tienda" label as well, kinda like the "plus" on the HEB plus stores. No idea if it still is. https://www.austinchronicle.com/food/2012-01-20/h-e-b-mi-tienda/

 

[RollLeft 5092]

3 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Agree!

Bunch of lazy fat fucks in here.

Don't tell me how to live my life you comi bastards!

[McFly 606]

17 hours ago, Deej said:

Fuck curbside. If you're driving to the store, park and go inside.

and why the fuck to instacart shoppers have to stand on the side of the cart? get behind the fucking cart and out of my way

[DCA_HORN 725]

Don't tell me how to live my life you comi bastards!

Its more of a missed opportunity. Time your trips for about 6:30 on a weekday for the post gym/yoga crowd.

[DougO 5267]

Curbside shit is a bunch of crap. Why hog up good parking spaces from people who are actually burning a calorie or two walking their lardasses allt the way into a store and pushing a cart around jamming it with a bunch of food with no help at all?  If you ordered your shit to pick up you don't need to park close. Have the pick up spots out back where it's NOT hogging up even more spaces. Yeah, just shit all over your real customers, they're all suckers anyway...when HEB is open.

[BurntOrange&White 41969]

Curbside shit is a bunch of crap. Why hog up good parking spaces from people who are actually burning a calorie or two walking their lardasses allt the way into a store and pushing a cart around jamming it with a bunch of food with no help at all?  If you ordered your shit to pick up you don't need to park close. Have the pick up spots out back where it's NOT hogging up even more spaces. Yeah, just shit all over your real customers, they're all suckers anyway...when HEB is open.

At the HEB I frequent, assuming it’s open, the curbside parking is on the side and rear corner.

[DougO 5267]

5 hours ago, Bevo VIII said:

At the HEB I frequent, assuming it’s open, the curbside parking is on the side and rear corner.

They took my go-to parking spots here, right side near the front sidewalk.

[DougO 5267]

Lowe's started doing that stupid, shit, too. It's already a bitch parking there, they just gotta make it worse.

[DougO 5267]

Found a major chink in the armor today. Ghetto HEB in Temple has the worst insurance ever.

 

'

 

The two ladies on the right seem to find it humorous, as well.

 

 

 

Edited February 29, 2020 by DougO

[tx 3 putt 78730]

10 hours ago, DougO said:

Found a major chink in the armor today. Ghetto HEB in Temple has the worst insurance ever.

 

'

 

The two ladies on the right seem to find it humorous, as well.

 

 

 

burn it down !

[Deej 77857]

On 2/29/2020 at 12:43 PM, DougO said:

Found a major chink in the armor today. Ghetto HEB in Temple has the worst insurance ever.

 

'

 

The two ladies on the right seem to find it humorous, as well.

 

 

 

So, I can buy an 8-ball at the Temple HEB?

[DougO 5267]

4 hours ago, Deej said:

So, I can buy an 8-ball at the Temple HEB?

You might be able to score some crack out behind the building.

[After irth 1246]

Have not physically been to HEB to see if it is, indeed, open. The app is not open, though. 

Probably glutted with delivery orders of TP. 

[TonyTexas 10785]

Perhaps the most relevant post of the entire thread. 
 

H-E-B announced that it will temporarily reduce hours of operation and is adjusting services.

“To prepare our stores to better serve our customers, all H-E-B, Joe V’s Smart Shop, Mi Tienda and Central Market stores in the Houston area will shift to modified hours, closing at 8 p.m. today," the retail change announced. "Starting tomorrow, March 14 we will shift to modified hours of 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. until further notice.”

The change is intended to help keep shelves stocked and ensure customers can secure the products they need. 

 

 

[ss13 1832]

^ I’ll post in plain text for those that use dark mode... 

Quote

H-E-B announced that it will temporarily reduce hours of operation and is adjusting services.

“To prepare our stores to better serve our customers, all H-E-B, Joe V’s Smart Shop, Mi Tienda and Central Market stores in the Houston area will shift to modified hours, closing at 8 p.m. today," the retail change announced. "Starting tomorrow, March 14 we will shift to modified hours of 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. until further notice.”

The change is intended to help keep shelves stocked and ensure customers can secure the products they need.

 

Supposedly they had to shut down the HEB in Hudson Oaks today because the whiteys were fighting over what little was left. 

[tx 3 putt 78730]

HeB going to HeB 

[DoobieWah 1536]

Can confirm. HEB at San Felipe and Fountain View was closed and empty at 8:30 pm. Kroger was open and we got what we went looking for but it sure as hell wasn’t hand sanitizer, water or tp. 

[Deej 77857]

2 hours ago, ss13 said:

^ I’ll post in plain text for those that use dark mode... 

 

Supposedly they had to shut down the HEB in Hudson Oaks today because the whiteys were fighting over what little was left. 

So they're getting the Rundberg HEB experience?

[After irth 1246]

17 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Perhaps the most relevant post of the entire thread. 
 

H-E-B announced that it will temporarily reduce hours of operation and is adjusting services.

“To prepare our stores to better serve our customers, all H-E-B, Joe V’s Smart Shop, Mi Tienda and Central Market stores in the Houston area will shift to modified hours, closing at 8 p.m. today," the retail change announced. "Starting tomorrow, March 14 we will shift to modified hours of 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. until further notice.”

The change is intended to help keep shelves stocked and ensure customers can secure the products they need. 

 

 

Just read the press release that this is now going state-wide effective today. 

HEB is about to be even less open than usual!

”HEB, serving you better by being less open”.  Fucking brilliant!

Edited March 14, 2020 by After irth

[4th&Five 42019]

Needed some eggs and bananas this morning so I swung by at 6:45am and you would have thought it was the afternoon before thanksgiving. Packed. Produce was slim pickings but everything else seemed well stocked. 

[PilotsError 2337]

If you want to conserve resources you raise the price.  Not limit how many units people can buy.  But there's too many "price gouging is evil" dipshits out there.

[ChickenSandwich 9964]

They are completely restocking every night. Everyone will get their months worth of shit with a little diligence. Why punish the less well off because others can afford to do so. Bravo HEB. Boo PE. Poors were aggressive and reactionary. 1% just assumed they could pay more. Glad they got fucked. 

Edited March 15, 2020 by ChickenSandwich

[Post Oak 20570]

Right

Give HEB a break.  They're fucking trying.  

This is your final warning.  If I hear anyone try to sully them I will bring the full weight of my internet e-peen to bear on your anus.

 

[Okie State 3889]

If you want to conserve resources you raise the price.  Not limit how many units people can buy.  But there's too many "price gouging is evil" dipshits out there.

This is a horrible fucking idea. Thank God you're not in charge.

[elfenix 34760]

On 3/13/2020 at 9:05 PM, DoobieWah said:

Can confirm. HEB at San Felipe and Fountain View was closed and empty at 8:30 pm. Kroger was open and we got what we went looking for but it sure as hell wasn’t hand sanitizer, water or tp. 

randall's was fully stocked, i assume. 

[DoobieWah 1536]

Couldn’t say but Kroger had three of the four things I was looking for. No eggs.

[Wiler77 1629]

14 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Right

Give HEB a break.  They're fucking trying.  

This is your final warning.  If I hear anyone try to sully them I will bring the full weight of my internet e-peen to bear on your anus.

 

No shit.  They're trying to add some sanity to the situation.  "Everyone chill out.  We're going to restock our shelves every day, and to do that we're going to reduce our hours.  Every one can get the necessities they need as long as they aren't fucking jackasses about it."

 

The problem is assholes with 100 roles of TP at their house are going to go restock every 3 days so they never drop below 95.

[tx 3 putt 78730]

Hit the corpus ghetto heb on port ave earlier today - no tp, paper towels, hand sanitizer. Plenty of everything else. No food shortages. 
 

no dry pinto beans also, pinche gente 

Edited March 16, 2020 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 78730]

12 hours ago, Wiler77 said:The problem is assholes with 100 roles of TP at their house are going to go restock every 3 days so they never drop below 95.

All stores need to post - no returns on tp or bottled water