Shit HEB Makes (when its open).

[utee94 15777]

17 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

you're not fat because you eat regular tortillas. You're fat because you eat 20 tortillas

 

This post is insane. You're mad at people for not sticking to YOUR diet? A diet in which you cant eat a regular tortilla. During a stress and anxiety inducing pandemic. yeah dude - it's totally BULLSHIT that people have decided to indulge in one of the only things that bring them happiness right now. Also, how is this "bullshit"? It's not like these people that you're in an imaginary competition with are getting an unfair advantage in the fake diet game you're playing against them. You apparently got fat enough during normal times without the additional stress and anxiety of a pandemic that you had to resort to eating low carb tortillas to lose weight. Cut some people some slack fatass. 

Yeah I have to say, his was a pretty bizarre rant even for surly. 

 

Sign o' the times I suppose.  I'm willing to cut him more slack, than he's willing to cut others, apparently.

And you can have my booze when you pry it from my cold, dead, corona-infested hands.

[Lazarus Bocanegra 304]

On 4/8/2020 at 3:37 PM, Mac8111 said:

Pretty good deal on Pork.


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I, too, am three hours into a smoke session on my Passover pork shoulder. 

Edited April 10, 2020 by Lazarus Bocanegra

[utee94 15777]

Passover Pork would make a good band name.

[Chico_SA 521]

On 4/9/2020 at 4:50 PM, Chico_SA said:

Guilbeau staff starting to get that 1000-Yard stare.  Of course, many of them are new employees I think.  Lot's of new faces. 

Well. Now I know why things seemed odd when I was there yesterday afternoon. Employees were probably being told one of their own was diagnosed. Damn it! Guilbeau was one of the 3 stores announced today. 

[tx 3 putt 76770]

Damn, hits close to home 

[CooterBrown 17977]

[CooterBrown 17977]

Raw ready-to-cook corn tortillas. These are fantastic. Found somewhere in a refrigerated section.

[HenryJames 65969]

They’ve been out for a few months now, and I like them even more than I like the flour.

[Chips O'Toole 1322]

Yep, I haven't made my own corn tortillas since they came out. 

[After irth 1243]

Breaking news:

No tortillas for Seguin. 
 

HEB is (once again) on fire. Consequently, it is also (once again), you guessed it...not open. 

[Deej 76735]

On 6/7/2020 at 10:30 AM, Chips O'Toole said:

Yep, I haven't made my own corn tortillas since they came out. 

That's a shame. When I think homemade tortillas, I think of a name like "Chips O'Toole".

[Trey3216 15335]

On 3/24/2020 at 11:03 PM, Chico_SA said:

Orale!

I made a short move across Braun 2 years ago and stopped going to the big one.  I love the Guilbeau store for the convenience of parking up front and getting out fast.  My sister is still a super HEB snob.  I'll hit it when I need something a little more "fancy".  Still cant get eggs at ours though. 

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[Mack Tripper 696]

i got some bread man sour dough and made a grilled cheese.  was the tites.

Yeah Breadman wasn’t some Covid Underbelly chicken tenders bullshit. He had a contract with them before all of this. I will say I wish they still carried the prepared Kiran’s stuff. It was really good.

[Wally Pryor 5260]

New location on Slaughter and 35 now open.  Line to get into the BBQ place was long.  Line to get into the store, not so much.

As you would expect, the place doesn't disappoint. 

[4th_and_18 687]

It does not disappoint. Did not try the bbq. Store seems to have everything. Feel sorry for the parking lot cart wranglers. That hill to the back of the parking is steep for pushing 20 carts.

[South Austin 52373]

2 hours ago, 4th_and_18 said:

It does not disappoint. Did not try the bbq. Store seems to have everything. Feel sorry for the parking lot cart wranglers. That hill to the back of the parking is steep for pushing 20 carts.

"Well, the world needs cart wranglers, too." -- Judge Smails

[ss13 1832]

Had this for the first time today on pulled pork, pretty damn good. 

[PorscheGuy 127]

Had this for the first time today on pulled pork, pretty damn good. 

Their bbq rub is legit, as is their salsa.


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[Anastasis 23446]

4 hours ago, ss13 said:

Had this for the first time today on pulled pork, pretty damn good. 

Have had much success with their honey bee bbq sauce on pork ribs. 

[irishtexan 11471]

Raw ready-to-cook corn tortillas. These are fantastic. Found somewhere in a refrigerated section.

Seconded. These are really fucking good.

[tx 3 putt 76770]

Damn, I’m almost grabbed a pack yesterday but stuck with the old standard H‑E‑B corn tortillas 

[PorscheGuy 127]

Raw ready-to-cook corn tortillas. These are fantastic. Found somewhere in a refrigerated section.

These are freaking awesome. Been buying them for years. Once you start cooking with these, you will not go back.

Don’t take your eye off the pan, these tend to burn fast if you are heavy on the heat.


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[CooterBrown 17977]

Used them to make Robb Walsh’s cheese enchiladas last week. Pretty fucking great.

[Post Oak 20200]

Tried their Swoon Ice Cream.  Pass. Creamy Creations was better

[pyrohornIII 4814]

Finally caught up and went and bought some of you guys' recommendations.  Culinary Cowgirl is all I've tried so far, the smoked bacon jalapeno poppers, but I got the plain too.   
 

One thing I haven't seen mentioned is their buttermilk pancake mix.  I have tried so many different box mixes and scratch recipes to get that light fluffy pancake and kept bombing.  But this stuff is easy and awesome.  Just mix with water.    The secret is to let the mixed batter stand at least 10 minutes at room temp before starting.  Then don't flip but once.  

I made the waffles too, but didn't go by their recipe.   Still was pretty good.  Especially with some blueberry syrup we made this year. 

TL;DR  

 

Anybody try the whataburger mix yet?

 

[McFly 606]

I haven’t tried those but have you tried this recipe? Works every time for me. 
Fluffy pancakes

[idigTexas 2284]

5 hours ago, McFly said:

I haven’t tried those but have you tried this recipe? Works every time for me. 
Fluffy pancakes

60% of the time?

[WBT 20549]

I don't get the concept of pancake mix.  Flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, sugar, eggs, melted butter, buttermilk...what's so difficult?

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[HenryJames 65969]

15 minutes ago, WBT said:

what's so difficult?

Flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, sugar, eggs, melted butter, buttermilk

[Dry Elbows 142]

1 hour ago, WBT said:

I don't get the concept of pancake mix.  Flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, sugar, eggs, melted butter, buttermilk...what's so difficult?

Add a some malted milk powder as well.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Kodiak cakes or GTFO.  I'll be patiently waiting hebs knockoff Kodiak cakes though.

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

Krusteaz Sweet Cream Pancake Mix for the win.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

19 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Finally caught up and went and bought some of you guys' recommendations.  Culinary Cowgirl is all I've tried so far, the smoked bacon jalapeno poppers, but I got the plain too.   
 

One thing I haven't seen mentioned is their buttermilk pancake mix.  I have tried so many different box mixes and scratch recipes to get that light fluffy pancake and kept bombing.  But this stuff is easy and awesome.  Just mix with water.    The secret is to let the mixed batter stand at least 10 minutes at room temp before starting.  Then don't flip but once.  

I made the waffles too, but didn't go by their recipe.   Still was pretty good.  Especially with some blueberry syrup we made this year. 

TL;DR  

 

Anybody try the whataburger mix yet?

 

Try adding some sparkling water for more fluffy pancakes. I also like to add a dash of vanilla for taste.

[Orange&White 5521]

1 hour ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Krusteaz Sweet Cream Pancake Mix for the win.

Go on.......

Tell me more about this sorcery.

[deadshank 24652]

Creamy Creations Peanut Butter Cup ice cream is quite good. 

[HenryJames 65969]

This is aight.

[Updawg 2264]

This is aight.

Might have to try that out

[tx 3 putt 76770]

thats loco !!!

[hornbri 1384]

14 hours ago, HenryJames said:

This is aight.

Yeah I was skeptical at first. But it's like a hamburger helper version of fideo - it is good fast meal. You can doctor it up as you see fit as well. 

[CooterBrown 17977]

This is aight.

I guess the market for people too lazy to open a can of beans and dice a potato is larger than I would’ve expected.

[HenryJames 65969]

How long have you lived in the United  States of America?

[HenryJames 65969]

28 minutes ago, hornbri said:

Yeah I was skeptical at first. But it's like a hamburger helper version of fideo - it is good fast meal. You can doctor it up as you see fit as well. 

Yeah, it’s Mexican hamburger helper. I added an onion, a can of Rotel, and a lot of cumin.

[Trey3216 15335]

On 6/30/2020 at 5:27 PM, pyrohornIII said:

Finally caught up and went and bought some of you guys' recommendations.  Culinary Cowgirl is all I've tried so far, the smoked bacon jalapeno poppers, but I got the plain too.   
 

One thing I haven't seen mentioned is their buttermilk pancake mix.  I have tried so many different box mixes and scratch recipes to get that light fluffy pancake and kept bombing.  But this stuff is easy and awesome.  Just mix with water.    The secret is to let the mixed batter stand at least 10 minutes at room temp before starting.  Then don't flip but once.  

I made the waffles too, but didn't go by their recipe.   Still was pretty good.  Especially with some blueberry syrup we made this year. 

TL;DR  

 

Anybody try the whataburger mix yet?

 

Their frozen knockoff Eggo waffles are actually pretty damn tasty.  The blueberry ones are better than any major brand I’ve had.   

[Post Oak 20200]

On 7/3/2020 at 1:59 PM, Trey3216 said:

Their frozen knockoff Eggo waffles are actually pretty damn tasty.  The blueberry ones are better than any major brand I’ve had.   

Agree on the waffles.  We buy them by the 60pack. My kids probably eat too many waffles.

[clapclapclap 9000]

On 6/27/2020 at 4:37 PM, Post Oak said:

Tried their Swoon Ice Cream.  Pass. Creamy Creations was better

But did you try Swoon Key Lime Pie flavor?  It's their standout.

And if you wait until they have one of their frequent Swoon sales you can get a dollar knocked off the price, and usually there's a coupon hanging from the door for another dollar off.  Which they did again last week.

[Wulaw Horn 19061]

On 7/1/2020 at 8:21 AM, WBT said:

I don't get the concept of pancake mix.  Flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, sugar, eggs, melted butter, buttermilk...what's so difficult?

You forgot the vanilla, brown sugar and smashed up bananas (unless you want to skip that and do a fruit compote). 

[HenryJames 65969]

Ain’t nobody on this thread doing a fruit compote.

[Post Oak 20200]

If my pancakes don't have pecans in them I don't want it.

[elfenix 34214]

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Ain’t nobody on this thread doing a fruit compote.

profanation and extortion.

[Native Horn 3498]

On 7/3/2020 at 1:59 PM, Trey3216 said:

Their frozen knockoff Eggo waffles are actually pretty damn tasty.  The blueberry ones are better than any major brand I’ve had.   

And at $1.29 for a 10-pack, economical.  Also 190 calories for two waffles.  Slather some peanut butter on 'em, and you got yourself a somewhat healthy, cheap breakfast.