Shit HEB Makes (when its open).

[Blotto 24,042]

On 8/14/2024 at 7:57 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

I'm going to be honest, sausage makers need to start putting their link form sausages in packages of 8.

RIP in BO&W.....taken out by Big Sausage

Edited August 15 by Blotto

[Deej 77,857]

40 minutes ago, Blotto said:

RIP in BO&W.....taken out by Big Sausage

[WBT 20,994]

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

[Herbie Hancock 7,499]

A solid second place behind the El Patio chips and in front of the sea salt ones from the bakery

[Blotto 24,042]

1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said:

A solid second place behind the El Patio chips and in front of the sea salt ones from the bakery

Those and the regular casa magnifica chips were my go to before the el patio revolution. It seems like they are on sale half the time for cheap. I still buy them when I need a little  more structural integrity in the chip.

[jimmyjazz 47,262]

Believe it or not, these Randalls tortilla chips don't suck at all.  I like them a bit better than Casa Magnifica.  Currently $1.61 for an 11 oz bag.  Mmmm chips.  (Just don't try their salsa, oof.)

[TexasMan 11,464]

Anyone try these yet? Skeptical but intrigued. 

 

 

[Napoleon 8,852]

HEB needs one of these machines.

 

[4th&Five 42,019]

19 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Anyone try these yet? Skeptical but intrigued. 

 

 

They just tasted like very salty potato chips to me. 

[Texzilla588 772]

If you grew up back when TexMex joints brought a stack of hot corn tortillas and there was a rack with butter pats at table, here’s an easy hack. Of course you can heat tortillas at home and recreate it. But an el Patio chip, dipped into some soft butter and some salt, recreates that same taste.

[Trey3216 15,452]

On 8/15/2024 at 3:28 PM, jimmyjazz said:

IF you go to room 112, she'll bring 4 friends  

[Biff Tannen 46,192]

On 8/16/2024 at 3:00 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Believe it or not, these Randalls tortilla chips don't suck at all.  I like them a bit better than Casa Magnifica.  Currently $1.61 for an 11 oz bag.  Mmmm chips.  (Just don't try their salsa, oof.)

Randall’s thread is down in the ladies room. 

[jimmyjazz 47,262]

Hey man, I'm gender agnostic.

[elfenix 34,760]

Could go in enshitification. HEB replaced the tasty and inexpensive bulk pack La Patrona salsa with branded Taco Deli salsa at twice the price.

 

[HenryJames 67,443]

[hornian 5,299]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

[WBT 20,994]

Those are good

[elfenix 34,760]

Central Markets now all take tap to pay, should be rolling out to regular HEBs soon  HEB has been slow on this because they didn't want Apple taking a few years to do market research and then buying a grocery chain using the purchase data available from tap to pay.

[Anastasis 23,724]

I was wondering why they were the last place on earth to roll out tap to pay. 

[jimmyjazz 47,262]

Their chip readers are the only ones on earth that struggle with my card.  I have to try it 3 times and then it lets me swipe.  Fuckin' HEB.

[HenryJames 67,443]

Yeah, their chip readers have gone to shit in the last month or so.

[Js1 87,224]

38 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Central Markets now all take tap to pay, should be rolling out to regular HEBs soon  HEB has been slow on this because they didn't want Apple taking a few years to do market research and then buying a grocery chain using the purchase data available from tap to pay.

[Mittens 8,764]

30 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Yeah, their chip readers have gone to shit in the last month or so.

They've been shit from the day they were installed....which wasn't very long ago.  I love HEB, but Equinox must have naked pics of someone to keep rolling out that trash (they did the last system as well, which also couldn't read chips for shit).

[royiv 9,832]

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

They've been shit from the day they were installed....which wasn't very long ago.  I love HEB, but Equinox must have naked pics of someone to keep rolling out that trash (they did the last system as well, which also couldn't read chips for shit).

Naked pics of a Butt?

[Mittens 8,764]

One would think.

[CooterBrown 18,289]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Their chip readers are the only ones on earth that struggle with my card.  I have to try it 3 times and then it lets me swipe.  Fuckin' HEB.

RBFCU?  There are like 3 registers that will read my debit card chip at the Allandale HEB.  The self check out worker said that RBFCU always has problems with their readers.

 

[jimmyjazz 47,262]

5 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

RBFCU?  There are like 3 registers that will read my debit card chip at the Allandale HEB.  The self check out worker said that RBFCU always has problems with their readers.

Nah, UFCU.

[Mittens 8,764]

The bank doesn't matter - that's just cashiers making up their own biased stories.  Mine's Chase and it doesn't matter what HEB it is, there's about a 30% chance it works the 1st time and about a 30% chance it fails 3x and I've got to swipe it.  

I'm so glad this is happening to all of you too - not because I wish this pain on others, but at least I know I'm not the only one.

[4th&Five 42,019]

as slow as their readers are they sure are quick to ask me if i want to round up or make a donation.

[HenryJames 67,443]

Yeah, the card issuer doesn't matter.

[jimmyjazz 47,262]

It would be fine if I could just swipe from the jump, but I have to acquire Triple Rejection Syndrome to get to that point.

#whitepeopleproblems

[Deej 77,857]

Never seem to have a problem reading all the Lone Star cards at the Rundberg location.

[mchookem 16,779]

On 8/14/2024 at 10:29 AM, idigTexas said:

There are many things that I don't miss about living in Texas since moving to another state, but H.E.B. will never be on that list.  No other grocery chain comes even remotely close.  

i regularly shop at 4-5 different stores in Denver, depending on what i need and where it's best...versus HEB + a monthly CostCo run.

this thread is torture.

[Henry Hill 3,156]

9 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

as slow as their readers are they sure are quick to ask me if i want to round up or make a donation.

[Grimas 674]

Why the hell does HEB put their brand of K-cup coffee - Texas Pecan - in the same color packaging as Snickernut Cookie?   Argh.  Anyone want 99 unused Snickernut cups?

  

[tx 3 putt 78,730]

40 minutes ago, Grimas said:

Why the hell does HEB put their brand of K-cup coffee - Texas Pecan - in the same color packaging as Snickernut Cookie?   Argh.  Anyone want 99 unused Snickernut cups?

  

 

snickernut any good ?

texas pecan is delicious 

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,313]

I like them both

[Nueces River Rat 5,798]

2 hours ago, Grimas said:

Why the hell does HEB put their brand of K-cup coffee - Texas Pecan - in the same color packaging as Snickernut Cookie?   Argh.  Anyone want 99 unused Snickernut cups?

  

Just drink the shit

[Herbie Hancock 7,499]

Beats the shit out of that Taste of the Rio Grande that tastes like straight orange peel.

[Deej 77,857]

Who in their right mind would want to taste the Rio Grande?

[TheStoicPaisano 9,953]

39 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Just drink the shit

 

[Texzilla588 772]

Who in their right mind would want to taste the Rio Grande?

It’s better than their taste of Beaumont and taste of the below Dallas Trinity

[Grimas 674]

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

snickernut any good ?

texas pecan is delicious 

When I had my first sip of it (not knowing), I told wife our maker must be screwed up and I'll buy a new one.  Of course she likes it as well as the Houston blend...  Yuck...

[BurntOrange&White 41,969]

12 hours ago, Deej said:

Who in their right mind would want to taste the Rio Grande?

Better than the Brazos.

[speed817 19,977]

YES!!!  Finally getting an HEB down the street from my house!!!!  That Fry's Electronics made the ultimate sacrifice so that an HEB could take its place....

https://newsroom.heb.com/h-e-b-acquires-property-announces-plans-to-open-h-e-b-store-in-irving/

[Chips O'Toole 1,442]

On 8/27/2024 at 1:04 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Nah, UFCU.

Yeah my UFCU haven't worked well with those chip readers since day one. 

A checker once told me that it's better to slide it in very slowly, and since then I've had a much better time.  That may not be how South Austin's mom likes it, but it works. 

[jimmyjazz 47,262]

I don't know why they don't allow a swiped card from the jump.

[Jerry Callo 8,968]

43 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Yeah my UFCU haven't worked well with those chip readers since day one. 

A checker once told me that it's better to slide it in very slowly, and since then I've had a much better time.  That may not be how South Austin's mom likes it, but it works. 

I watched the cashier once use my card when the chip wouldn't read.  She put the card in and put a bit of backwards pressure on the part of the card sticking out - thus making the chip push closer to the side while inserted.  That's what I do now and it works most of the time.

[Post Oak 20,570]

17 hours ago, Grimas said:

Why the hell does HEB put their brand of K-cup coffee - Texas Pecan - in the same color packaging as Snickernut Cookie?   Argh.  Anyone want 99 unused Snickernut cups?

  

Drink that nut Grimas

[Jerry Callo 8,968]

15 hours ago, Deej said:

Who in their right mind would want to taste the Rio Grande?

There is a Taste of Houston - I can't fathom what that would taste like. 

I drink the decaf Taste of San Antonio in the evening with a splash of half and half.  It's delightful.