Super Bowl LIII

[Braff Zacklin 13392]

1 minute ago, Tommy Shelby said:

I thought Brady won his 6th with this one

Popovich and the Spurs "only" won five.

Edited February 4, 2019 by Braff Zacklin
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[mulletpelini 5209]

1 minute ago, retread said:

[Brothahorn 10085]

Tracey Moley Wolfe is one pissed off bitch right now

Fuck Tracey

[Deej 76477]

"Growing up in Texas, there were three things I could count on: God, football, and HEB being closed." -Young Sheldon

 

[NowThis 931]

the non call arm grab on #12 with the almost TD was big, but karma for NOLA i suppose. 

[BurntOrange&White 39481]

Did Wilfork lose weight?

[Bullneck 18976]

Joe Namath running away with the trophy.

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1084]

Wow, Vince Wilfork lost some LB's.

[Beau Vine 53956]

WTH is this?

[Doze 1322]

11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Worst Super Bowl in history! WE DID IT!!!!

I'm pissed that I watched this game instead of some reruns of "Moonshiners". 

Edited February 4, 2019 by Doze

[Deej 76477]

Joe Namath wants to kiss Emmitt Smith.

 

[NowThis 931]

4 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

He figured out that McVay’s alleged photographic memory is just a parlor trick. So, McVay is sitting him and then telling him after each game, “Oh I’m sorry - I guess I FORGOT about you” in a really sinister voice.

Gurley wasn't effective anyway.  Real MVP is the NE DC and that unit. How do they control the game, Brady doesn't play D?

why does Kraft wear the same shirt and tie for 20 years?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Drew Brees would never have played as shitty as Goff (or Brady for that matter). The NFL fucked itself by hiring referees without balls  who should now by in an unemployment line. Fuck the NFL.

[BurntOrange&White 39481]

Goodwill always gets booed and it’s tremendous.

[Hagbard Celine 10731]

19 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

That might have been the worst football game I've ever seen.

So are they fucking retiring or not?

[Beau Vine 53956]

Just now, Deej said:

Joe Namath wants to kiss Emmitt Smith.

 

To be fair, Emmitt is prettier than Suzy Kolber.

 

[George 487]

kraft fucked up

[NowThis 931]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

To be fair, Emmitt is prettier than Suzy Kolber.

 

Emmitt is a sexy dude 

[heso 2748]

Holy fuck someone needed to cut off the whiskey for kraft at halftime. 

[mulletpelini 5209]

Ain't hard to tell who Belichecks daughter is, damn

[Boogaloo 268]

Kraft is either having a stroke or shit faced

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1084]

Is that Belechick's stem cell donor he's holding?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

22 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

That might have been the worst football game I've ever seen.

Both Defenses were holding a lot. This was a shit product tonight.

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Kraft is either having a stroke or shit faced

....

[BurntOrange&White 39481]

You mean Los Angelas fans aren’t fans?

[Beau Vine 53956]

"How did you come up with that game plan to stop that offense?"

What kind of fucking question is that, Jim Nantz?

[4th&Five 41456]

Awful game. I’ve watched SB blowouts that were much more fun and interesting. 

[Bone3421 716]

What a boring SB
Cant believe how over matched mcvay looked against bill ....but bill is greatest defensive mind/coach ever put on this earth

[Wally Pryor 5240]

Jules is fucking awesome.

[Francisco 2.0 32290]

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Yeah, that poor bastard is going to shower up, go back to his hotel room, and tear this up all night: https://www.instagram.com/veronika.khomyn/?hl=en

[Bill]Looks too high maintenance for me[/Belichick]

 

 

[NowThis 931]

Rams won't be there next years, so who is your pick?

[Redneck Mutha 7923]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

"How did you come up with that game plan to stop that offense?"

What kind of fucking question is that, Jim Nantz?

"Well, we were hoping that they would trip over their dicks a little along the way, and holy shit did that plan pay off!"

[Escapedgoat 90]

22 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

What is the cause of the Houston NFL curse? At least y’all won 5

Oh no sir. Don’t count me in. I was and still am a die hard Houston Oilers fan. Either way I hope Bud Adams sees the end of the Titans super bowl being short by a yard forever in Hell where he can roast. Fuck. Bud Adams. 

[Anastasis 23361]

garbage asterisk superbowl. 

[Beau Vine 53956]

"Julian, what does it mean to you to miss four games this season because of a steroids suspension, yet still win Super Bowl MVP?"

[4th&Five 41456]

2 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:

What a boring SB
Cant believe how over matched mcvay looked against bill ....but bill is greatest defensive mind/coach ever put on this earth

Look at the last 2 years though. Nobody had trouble scoring on BB and the Pats. This is wonder boy shitting the bed. 

[TexasMan 10783]

Unequivocally the worst super bowl of all time. From soup to nuts.

[Deej 76477]

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

"Well, we were hoping that they would trip over their dicks a little along the way, and holy shit did that plan pay off!"

"We saw Goff almost lost to a Charlie Strong coached team, and figured 'We got this.'"

[mulletpelini 5209]

emplified JB?

[Knoxtnhorn 5928]

25 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Commercials? Who gives a fuck about the halftime and commercials? Aggies?

Well, there was a time when the ads were worth watching.  

[Hagbard Celine 10731]

18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That was worse than the TCU-Cal game.

The Washington-Utah PAC title game was the worst of the season.  TCU-Cal 2nd.  Stuporbowl 3rd.

[NowThis 931]

the blowout superbowls were much more boring, over in Q1.  A close title game still has drama at the end.

I'd love to see a technical breakdown of how N E  Defense stopped the Rams. 

[mulletpelini 5209]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

"Julian, what does it mean to you to miss four games this season because of a steroids suspension, yet still win Super Bowl MVP?"

"We've been cheatin since '82, just another year at the office for us"

[Spankytoes 1735]

13 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Popovich and the Spurs "only" won five.

They only deserved one

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1084]

Just now, Deej said:

"We saw Goff almost lost to a Charlie Strong coached team, and figured 'We got this.'"

Fun fact: during Goff's three years as a starter, Cal went 14-23.

[Beau Vine 53956]

Reminder: Veterans are always welcome at Capitol Chevrolet.  

[ztejas 43237]

1 minute ago, Spankytoes said:

They only deserved one

What?

[Beau Vine 53956]

Just now, longhornmatt said:

The steroid double standard in football has always been laughable.  Baseball gets congressional hearings, people going to jail, and a generation of stars blackballed from the HOF for using steroids.  Football had/has guys get busted every year and it’s a complete non-story.

Edelman wouldn't even be eligible for the playoffs if the NFL used MLB rules.

[Captain Obvious 516]

5 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Unequivocally the worst super bowl of all time. From soup to nuts.

Giants - Ravens in '01 was worse IMO.  That game was over before halftime and had Trent Dilfer as the winning QB.

Edited February 4, 2019 by Captain Obvious

[Valmy77 13092]

Just now, Captain Obvious said:

Giants - Ravens in '01 was worse IMO.  That game was over before halftime and had Trent Dilfer as the winning QB.

And he looked like Joe Montana compared to Kerry Collins.