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I thought the portal closed on Jan 22... Can anyone portalate anywhen they want?

 

Fuck, you know what? Make the coaches portalate before they can go work elsewhere. Go beyond that, let the AD portalate 'em. 

Posted (edited)
8 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

The portal must feed.

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                                            Josh Rowland

 

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Posted
1 minute ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Someone help me out here.  I'm drunk, tired, and suffering early onset dementia.  Who was our regular kicker last year if not him, and who will it be next year?

Damn....I'm not even gonna answer but maybe go watch the end of TX/OU

Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Someone help me out here.  I'm drunk, tired, and suffering early onset dementia.  Who was our regular kicker last year if not him, and who will it be next year?

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24 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Someone help me out here.  I'm drunk, tired, and suffering early onset dementia.  Who was our regular kicker last year if not him, and who will it be next year?

Lol wut?

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I can’t even remember Rowland. Between the PTSD left behind by Nick fucking Rose and Dicker the Kicker, my mind draws a blank.
Trent what's his name from LSU that loved to miss big kicks and a bunch of XPs
Posted
13 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I can’t even remember Rowland. Between the PTSD left behind by Nick fucking Rose and Dicker the Kicker, my mind draws a blank.

He’s the porky one

Posted (edited)
54 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Like I said, I'm drunk.  And some other things too but I'm too drunk to remember what they are.

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Quick check on nunna yo business in the morning

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2 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Someone help me out here.  I'm drunk, tired, and suffering early onset dementia.  Who was our regular kicker last year if not him, and who will it be next year?

What. 

The.

Fuck...

Posted
7 hours ago, markstanco said:
7 hours ago, CooterBrown said:
I can’t even remember Rowland. Between the PTSD left behind by Nick fucking Rose and Dicker the Kicker, my mind draws a blank.

Trent what's his name from LSU that loved to miss big kicks and a bunch of XPs

Domingue

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Posted
47 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Nice landing spot for him. A chill grad transfer year in San Marcos is a whole kind of upgrade from Mississippi Gulf Coast Community College.

Posted
19 hours ago, Royale with cheese said:

Rowland hits a 47-yarder as time runs out and Texas State nips the aggys, 38-37.

and then he absolutely drowns in 20 year old future teacher pussy.

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

and then he absolutely drowns in 20 year old future teacher pussy.

If he's not doing that regardless of his performance in San Marcos, he's doing something very wrong.

Posted
8 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

If he's not doing that regardless of his performance in San Marcos, he's doing something very wrong.

Yeah, but he looks like this:

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And is kinda pudgy. And is a kicker.

So life might not be a cakewalk for him.

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13 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Yeah, but he looks like this:

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And is kinda pudgy. And is a kicker.

So life might not be a cakewalk for him.

As if Texas schools aren't full of proto-dadbod kids in polo shirts with unreasonably good-looking girlfriends.

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29 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Yeah, but he looks like this:

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And is kinda pudgy. And is a kicker.

So life might not be a cakewalk for him.

That t-shirt should say "In the Pink" or "In the Stink." He has the wrong mentality.

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On 6/26/2019 at 1:51 PM, texifornia said:

As if Texas schools aren't full of proto-dadbod kids in polo shirts with unreasonably good-looking girlfriends.

I guess katfid was one of the fat kids who couldn't pull quality pussy. I feel kinda bad for the fella having not experienced that myself. 

Posted
On 1/31/2019 at 11:29 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

Rare image of the "Portal" released.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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i don't remember your mom's portal being decorated when i wrecked the fuck out of it last week...

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I guess katfid was one of the fat kids who couldn't pull quality pussy. I feel kinda bad for the fella having not experienced that myself. 
You might not feel so bad if you knew "quality" and cray cray often go hand in hand..
Posted
1 hour ago, ousux said:
On 7/2/2019 at 9:09 AM, BigHorn said:
I guess katfid was one of the fat kids who couldn't pull quality pussy. I feel kinda bad for the fella having not experienced that myself. 

You might not feel so bad if you knew "quality" and cray cray often go hand in hand..

Female and cray cray often go hand in hand 

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1 hour ago, Whatever said:
1 hour ago, Nope said:
Female and cray cray often go hand in hand 

Often? How about always.

No kidding

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