Aggies 10,000 to 1 to win NC. TEXAS 15/1

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

https://www.sbnation.com/platform/amp/college-football/2019/2/2/18205351/national-championship-odds-2019

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/lindetrain/status/1090378004407013377?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd-6255403312432690731.ampproject.net%2F1901302225410%2Fframe.html

 

 

 

Poor aggy.

[Surly Bevo 25,733]

You might need glasses...or lay off the brown acid

Edited February 3, 2019 by Surly Bevo

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Utah State is only 1,000 to one.

[Bullneck 19,517]

Texas State is 10,000 to 1.  aggy is 30 to 1.

 

Hence,

13 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

You might need glasses...or lay off the brown acid

Edited February 3, 2019 by Bullneck

[Bullneck 19,517]

Only Bama, Clemson, Ohio State, and Georgia have lower or equal odds.

Edited February 3, 2019 by Bullneck

[TexArcher 39,064]

Can I bet $30,000 that aggy doesn't win the national title and get a free $1,000?

[Kel Varnsen 8,748]

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

You might need glasses...or lay off the brown acid

Whatever looch. You might want to have someone read the article I linked to to you.

Utah State is only 1,000 to one.

There is another.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Texas State is 10,000 to 1.  aggy is 30 to 1.
 
Hence,

Texas State is not and never has been Aggies.

[Bullneck 19,517]

13 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Utah State is only 1,000 to one.

What about the Utah Saints?

[yoshi 137]

Missouri is 200/1 when they've been banned from the postseason? 

[Machinator 32,103]

1 minute ago, yoshi said:

Missouri is 200/1 when they've been banned from the postseason? 

This was originally posted on Tuesday.

[Bullneck 19,517]

1 minute ago, yoshi said:

Missouri is 200/1 when they've been banned from the postseason? 

That's probably why the odds are so good.  

[Surly Bevo 25,733]

3 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

Whatever looch. You might want to have someone read the article I linked to to you.There is another.

Ohhh you got us there.

I guess that means your OP is almost as good as those stupid fucking posts full of pictures you puke all over this board

You fucking retard

Edited February 3, 2019 by Surly Bevo

[TexArcher 39,064]

Just now, yoshi said:

Missouri is 200/1 when they've been banned from the postseason? 

Well cross them off, then.

[Bullneck 19,517]

5 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

Whatever looch. You might want to have someone read the article I linked to to you.There is another.

She looks like she's trying to walk as quietly as possible so you won't notice she got herself untied and is escaping your trailer.

 

(Edit: This thread is honestly the best laugh I've had all day).

Edited February 3, 2019 by Bullneck
Adding that wittiness I'm know for.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Ohhh you got us there.
I guess that means your OP is almost as good as those stupid fucking posts full of pictures you puke all over this board
You fucking retard

Whatever incel boy.

[TreatyOak 17,365]

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

10,000 to 1 is too low.

Edited February 3, 2019 by Thetexashammer

[Valmy77 13,626]

Oh man are they going to be pissed off in Las Cruces

[Napoleon 8,830]

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Oh man are they going to be pissed off in Las Cruces

More likely they're gonna be stoned and amused. I love that town -- about the furthest possible thing from uptight.

[Kel Varnsen 8,748]

HG Wells couldn't imagine how far in the future b4 aggy wins a NC

[Sgt Hulk 14,427]

This going good for OP

[hornian 5,292]

People really dont understand that phlegm calls NM State the Aggies and TAMU aggy yet?

[Machinator 32,103]

Just now, hornian said:

People really don't understand phlegm

Fixed

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

People really dont understand that phlegm calls NM State the Aggies and TAMU aggy yet?

NMSU is Aggies so I call em dat. aggy is aggy. All normal people call em aggy.

Hell, even semi normal people like sec sec sec call aggy aggy.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Fixed

benadryl helps with phlegm. guaifenesin can loosen tight phlegm.

A sense of humor helps with aggy. Those without a sense of humor ARE aggy.

There are lots of aggy socks that have responded to this thread. whoop eh aggy incel boys.

as always OU sucks.

[Girdwood 118]

Phlegm is good people. Fuck aggy. 

[Horn80 6,356]

aggy knows the “real” odds are aggy 15-1 and Texas 10000-1. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

11 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Galactic

[Armybrat 41,397]

12 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

benadryl helps with phlegm. guaifenesin can loosen tight phlegm.

A sense of humor helps with aggy. Those without a sense of humor ARE aggy.

There are lots of aggy socks that have responded to this thread. whoop eh aggy incel boys.

as always OU sucks.

Dementia and Metamucil  chased with V-8 shots make it all clear to me. Soldier (/fake) on brah.

Edited February 3, 2019 by Armybrat

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,433]

Advantage aggy.

[Armybrat 41,397]

9 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Phlegm is retarded. 

Don’t you ever try to beep his nose.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 692]

15 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Texas State is 10,000 to 1.

Woo, Texas State is back baby!! 

[Buzzrock 15,136]

Feeling good about the Geoff Collins era at GT!

[Sock Drawer 214]

19 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

10,000 to 1 is too low.

Where are Jimmy Charles and the Revelletts when you need them?

[ousux 5,637]

SBnation just earned themselves an aggy boycott..

[ousux 5,637]

They'll be out of business within 6 months I'm sure.

[markstanco 12,786]

People really dont understand that phlegm calls NM State the Aggies and TAMU aggy yet?

That's one of those rhetorical thingamajigs right?

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

That's one of those rhetorical thingamajigs right?

Aggies is what NMSU calls themselves. Read the article I linked.

[Armybrat 41,397]

Navajo aggies.

[mr.goodkat 469]

what is scary is, after reading this thread, i feel as if i "understand " phlegm . which means i may be crazy  but i'm definitely not aggy 

[wood 11,764]

Wow, hard to believe it took 20 posts to get to someone who'd figured it out. 

[Hook1997 5,509]

On 2/3/2019 at 11:05 AM, Dr. Beeper said:

Phlegm is retarded. 

I’d go autistic with Tourette’s....   So “special”

[Guadaloopy 11,129]

You know those rating systems are flawed. They don't take in account houses that have... uh... more than two television sets... and...other things of that nature.  /aggy

[Phoenix 65]

You're like the wretched spawn of Randolph Duke and danger_snax

Edited February 4, 2019 by Phoenix

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

I’d go autistic with Tourette’s....   So “special”

No, I'm Terry Gilliam.

['stache 22,131]

Match, Phlegm. Goddamn look at those titties!

[Hook1997 5,509]

29 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Match, Phlegm. Goddamn look at those titties!

Those are pretty spectacular....