If BaD Radio isn't on from 3-7 p.m. ...

[Catdaddyhorn 3444]

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Wilonsky at a Radiohead or Beastie Boys show is contrived. Saying the Dead are overrated is contrarian. 

I like Wilonsky. I don’t worship at his altar like many. I do worship at the altar of Gordo, Mino and @Grubes.  I listen to him like I listen to Junior or Sturm or Rhynes. They know a lot and can paint an audio picture that is oftentimes great. But they can say a lot of retarded shit. Bob could eliminate most if any all of his goofy shit by toning down the length of his questions. 

Isn't Wilonksy around Corby's age? Radiohead and the Beastie Boys would be right in his wheelhouse. 

Edited May 12, 2020 by Catdaddyhorn

[nolongerU2horn 749]

5 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

Isn't Wilonksy around Corby's age? Radiohead and the Beastie Boys would be right in his wheelhouse. 

Yep

[futureman 22415]

14 minutes ago, threesheets said:

and then going on and on about his amazing Jerry Jones impression and how he was going to use it all the time for the listeners in Dallas.  He even did it for a minute.

damn.  would have loved to have heard it. 

[strangulation! 1701]

10 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

Isn't Wilonksy around Corby's age? Radiohead and the Beastie Boys would be right in his wheelhouse. 

One of them is slightly more mature than the other

[Matuka 1305]

Corby mentioning Baker Mayfield and Michael Jordan in the same breath...jesus 

[RPM 26222]

45 minutes ago, threesheets said:

So I guess the Ticket just partnered with a nationally syndicated show for evenings to replace Ferrall.  Fox this time.  Caught the first of it last night in the car.  The guy (didnt catch his name) started off by thanking Jeff Catlin, and then going on and on about his amazing Jerry Jones impression and how he was going to use it all the time for the listeners in Dallas.  He even did it for a minute.  It was terrible of course.  Had to figure Cat was somewhere listening and shaking his head.

About time. I'm not sure FOX will be any better than CBS, but at least it's not The Fan's discards. Still don't understand why they don't run some tier 2 talent out for a night show.

[Continental Op 3934]

About time. I'm not sure FOX will be any better than CBS, but at least it's not The Fan's discards. Still don't understand why they don't run some tier 2 talent out for a night show.

Cumulus... The power of radio! They're too cheap to do a night show.

[NOMAAA 1696]

junior's hello central story is not funny and definitely didnt need to be told twice in two months.

[threesheets 1652]

13 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I wonder how bad The Ticket is getting smashed in the ratings. Have any juked stats for us threesheets?

No.

[Angry Gorilla 1763]

[Matuka 1305]

so what's up with the tit?

[futureman 22415]

4 minutes ago, Matuka said:

so what's up with the tit?

dark dinner-plate nipples?

[BigDHornfan 6539]

53 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

 

[Landomatic 3813]

On 5/12/2020 at 10:26 AM, C-Man said:

Junior's Goose Gosselin impersonation might be the new leader in the clubhouse for Ticket impression that sounds the least like the person does in real life. I picked up snippets of Fake Mack Brown in there.

I actually think it’s the best character Junior does.  Which isn’t saying much.

[Landomatic 3813]

22 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

really, really trying way too hard to be a hipster. 

Redundant post is redundant.  All hipsters try too hard to be a hipster.  It’s the definition of a hipster...someone who tries way to hard to make it look like he doesn’t try very hard.

[C-Man 27049]

On 5/10/2020 at 10:35 PM, futureman said:

she got a name?

Kristin Keith

[BigDHornfan 6539]

[futureman 22415]

14 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Kristin Keith

so... unmarried. 

[Drew 2331]

23 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Shut the fuck up @Drew

I mean you can't give him that kind of Props.  He could NEVER be me. Oh, and you're still a bitch.  The fact that you and Futureman get along so well really just proves that you're probably the worst poster on this entire site.

[futureman 22415]

shut the fuck up drew

[futureman 22415]

28 minutes ago, Drew said:

He could NEVER be me.

you’re right about that. 

[Landomatic 3813]

50 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Kristin Keith

Eyes too far apart...wnb 

[nolongerU2horn 749]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

so... unmarried. 

Right. There are no married women, especially in the entertainment business, who keep their birth name

[Gene Parmesan 3993]

If she kept her own name she married some beta cuck that I could easily steal her from.

[C-Man 27049]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

so... unmarried. 

Seem to recall her having another name in parentheses on her Twitter handle so guessing Kristin Keith is her stage name and she's actually married but who knows? I just know T's are poppin'!

[CBT 1281]

She looks like Allison Brie in the Black Hole Sun music video.

[futureman 22415]

poor* man’s alison brie.

Edited May 13, 2020 by futureman
*homeless meth addict huffing paint thinner poor

[futureman 22415]

3 hours ago, nolongerU2horn said:

Right. There are no married women, especially in the entertainment business, who keep their birth name

yeah.  so, unmarried.  

[Blutarski 21]

6 hours ago, Landomatic said:

I actually think it’s the best character Junior does.  Which isn’t saying much.

He did a pretty good fake Scott Murray back in the 90's -- longtime very generic NBC 5 sports anchor, now with a non-sports Sunday radio show on KLIF.

[futureman 22415]

when they used to do prank calls junior had a character with kind of a country moron accent that was actually really funny.  I've always thought it was the best thing he's ever done.

[threesheets 1652]

4 hours ago, Blutarski said:

He did a pretty good fake Scott Murray back in the 90's -- longtime very generic NBC 5 sports anchor, now with a non-sports Sunday radio show on KLIF.

Holy shit I'm old enough that someone is explaining who Scott Murray is on a Dallas thread.  Fuck me.

Edited May 14, 2020 by threesheets

[patrickdrinksbeer 788]

when they used to do prank calls junior had a character with kind of a country moron accent that was actually really funny.  I've always thought it was the best thing he's ever done.

it’s like you’re not even familiar with infrastructure man.

[threesheets 1652]

3 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Yeah, no shit. 

I hear Murray’s KLIF show has better ratings than The Hard Line. 

I like the Hardline.  I only lie about ratings for Norm and no-Gordo Musers segments.

[futureman 22415]

45 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

it’s like you’re not even familiar with infrastructure man.

junior is not infrastructure man. 

[threesheets 1652]

I also love/appreciate a well placed roundabout.

[RPM 26222]

I got in an email fight with Scott Murray once. Told him my dog knew more about sports than he did. /csb

[Landomatic 3813]

3 hours ago, threesheets said:

I also love/appreciate a well placed roundabout reacharound.

FIFY

[nolongerU2horn 749]

 

[futureman 22415]

^^^^^^^ @threesheets

[threesheets 1652]

2 hours ago, Landomatic said:

FIFY

Duh.

Quote

It is vitally important to understand that listening via the internet (streaming) is counted equally in the radio business, always has been

Lol.  You know how I know that was written by someone at the Ticket?  What a fucking joke.

[mdmost 42860]

Norm and Donny seem to be killing it. Weird. 

[nolongerU2horn 749]

Yes, it was written by Peter Welpton

[Gene Parmesan 3993]

Why wouldn’t streaming count? 

[threesheets 1652]

It does count.  Just not audited like PPM.  So the Ticket figured that out and decided they'd just tell people that everyone in DFW is streaming their shit all the time and no one is gonna call them on it.  Meanwhile the spots you hear on the stream are going for $10 per (or flat out given away as added value), while the same spot on terrestrial might go for $400+.    

[Firemans4Horn 17828]

Local ESPN radio should just light itself on fire at this point. 

[C-Man 27049]

44 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Local ESPN radio should just light itself on fire at this point. 

I flip over there from time to time to see how bad it's gotten (narrator: It was already terrible) but haven't in awhile. Might have to check it out when I get out in the car later.

[futureman 22415]

2 hours ago, threesheets said:

Duh.

Lol.  You know how I know that was written by someone at the Ticket?  What a fucking joke.

no need to be a sore loser. 

[futureman 22415]

it’s so awesome that norm and donny are killing it. 

[threesheets 1652]

So y'all are those dudes I hear when they're on remote trying to laugh loud enough to be heard on the air right? Probably standing in front of the broadcast table drinking a beer and high fiving people and shit.  Am I close?

[C-Man 27049]

Dan's stepsister is married to Clay Travis?!?! How the fuck do I not know that?