If BaD Radio isn't on from 3-7 p.m. ...

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2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Sturm's daughter goes to Fish Camp, Sturm is already drinking the Kool-Aid.

 

He's been mainlining the kool-aid for a long time. Just doesn't have to try and hide it now. 

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It's your city. It's your house. It's your rally house.

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I would party with Jen. I'd just bring penicillin and Valtrex. 

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It's your city. It's your house. It's your rally house.

Holy shit that commercial when they start rapid firing team names, awful stuff

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I joked with mdleast that they probably do that same spot in Houston but it's rapid firing Houston teams: AstrosRocketsTexansCougarsOwlsandDynamo. 

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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

I joked with mdleast that they probably do that same spot in Houston but it's rapid firing Houston teams: AstrosRocketsTexansCougarsOwlsandDynamo. 

No Houston store, but they are scattered across the country.

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10 hours ago, RPM said:

No Houston store, but they are scattered across the country.

Great. Now I'm going to have all these different cities teams listed off in rapid order stuck in my head.

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Great. Now I'm going to have all these different cities teams listed off in rapid order stuck in my head.

I gotta ranch in downtown Pittsburgh...

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Solid line just now by Danny when Cobby expressed concern he may have leprosy:

“Corby needs a healer! Bob may know somebody!”

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30 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Solid line just now by Danny when Cobby expressed concern he may have leprosy:

“Corby needs a healer! Bob may know somebody!”

Just came to post it. And they completely ignored it. It was greatness.

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Junior likes to scrapbook? Of course he does.

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Things from his father who just passed away. Um...indeed. 

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Junior has a bigger beard than Jake

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She only looks about 110lbs.

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On 6/8/2021 at 9:44 AM, Dr. Beeper said:

Deep Throat Informant isn’t funny and hasn’t been since the third time they’ve don’t it. 

i appreciate your commitment to delivering HSOs, but this one is very wrong.  DTI kills me, every time.  thankfully, they don't overuse him.  

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8 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

i appreciate your commitment to delivering HSOs, but this one is very wrong.  DTI kills me, every time.  thankfully, they don't overuse him.  

yayess

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are y’all skinlanin fans?  

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4 minutes ago, futureman said:

are y’all skinlanin fans?  

i am

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35 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

i am

I love it. I used to find it stupid but it genuinely cracks me the fuck up now. 

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Skinlannins are priceless. I love that they’re huge fans of the British Royal Family.

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Still waiting for "Down, Set, Tally Ho!" to show up on the NFL Network. 

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Just now, Dr. Beeper said:

I am a fan of any fake horse

Jub Kramer?

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You both like fake horses. His are more the mascot variety. 

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I’m more baryshnikov sock down the pants…

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18 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

They all like fake horses going back to the Seattle Slew days. The Fake Big Brown and the latest Derby Winner that Baffert just got disqualified are my personal favorites. 

You probably missed when they talked to Fusaichi Pegasus. You can probably imagine why they can't do that character now. 

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1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Never heard it. Was it bratantry anti-Oriental (no disrespect)?

Assuming so, related, Fake Big Brown isn’t really available on The Unticket anymore. I wonder if they’re purging sensitive material. 

Haven't listened to them in years, but this makes me wonder if Bo & Jim on 92.5 still do Reverend B. Woogie and The Ninja?

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Never heard it. Was it bratantry anti-Oriental (no disrespect)?
Assuming so, related, Fake Big Brown isn’t really available on The Unticket anymore. I wonder if they’re purging sensitive material. 

Super gay if so

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the fake horses are great.  so are the fake turkeys.  we haven't had Big Jim Jack in a long time.  he must have gotten Ed Carter'd and Koko'd.  too hot to handle these days.

https://www.theunticket.com/tom-turkey-thanksgiving-2016/

 

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Who's there?

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1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Interrupting Elephant

Interrupting Elephant who?

Moo who?

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I’m insane now. 

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Interrupting Elephant who?
Moo who?

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the fake horses are great.  so are the fake turkeys.  we haven't had Big Jim Jack in a long time.  he must have gotten Ed Carter'd and Koko'd.  too hot to handle these days.
https://www.theunticket.com/tom-turkey-thanksgiving-2016/
 

Big Jim Jack, aka the Big Southern Dummy, was the best. I remember when he and his Masters buddies were going to Tiger-proof Augusta National. Holy shit that killed me.

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49 minutes ago, C-Man said:

he must have gotten Ed Carter'd

I think we'll hear from him again someday

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Junior was joking about who are the top 3 people’s names on the Gordo bingo card. Clearly he’s right about the top two (Joyce DeWitt and Jackson Pollack) but who’s the third?

Thanks. I’ll hang up and listen.

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Dr. Conrad Murray?

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2 hours ago, mdleast said:

Junior was joking about who are the top 3 people’s names on the Gordo bingo card. Clearly he’s right about the top two (Joyce DeWitt and Jackson Pollack) but who’s the third?

Thanks. I’ll hang up and listen.

he also mentioned John Ritter and Kierkegaard. 

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I am not your Gary Busey Boy! Buseeeeeeeeeeeeey Boooooooooooooy!

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I've got bull nostrils!

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It's when the man in the boat stands up.

Land ahoy!

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JET and Matrix ftw.

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Sometimes these ticket hosts make me feel intelligent.

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Bob with the truest words ever spoken on the ticket "It's not my hardline!"

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Killer on tuba and Gordo on airhorn makes me laugh every time.

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Jub already cracked open a beer during WTDS.

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T sucker

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Hopefully I won't have to listen to FOX Sports radio for the rest of the week. 

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Had the lobster bib on at the trough and came up with a mouth full of butter sauce. 

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So Killer calls his dad "Money Shot" because he saw his dad going Batman on his mom. We must have different definitions of that term. 

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what is wrong with the word usements that he structures?