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14 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

Wouldn't that be "pronounce", not "spell"?

That's what makes it so lame

 

What's the difference between a Mexican and a stoner?

A stoner always has papers

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A mushroom walks into a bar, and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind around here."

The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi" (fun guy - get it?)  OK, I better quit before I get carried away.

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"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!"

"Yes, sir. It's fresh ground."

 

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

 

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Q.What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?

A.Look! There comes a herd of elephants coming over the hill!

Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants wearing sun glasses coming over the hill?

A. Nothing. He didn't recognize them.

Edited by burntorangebongos
best joke in 3rd grade
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^
That reminds me of one of my favorites.

Bunch of muffins are in the oven. Muffin 1 turns to the group and says “is it me or is it really warm in here?” Muffin 2 says, “HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!”

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