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Bob decides to throw a costume party and puts up signs in his neighborhood, inviting everyone. The party is going well when the doorbell rings. Bob answers it and finds a man standing there with a woman clinging to his back. The guy asks, "Is this the costume party?" Bob answers, "Yes, but why aren't you in a costume?" The guy says, "I am! I'm a snail." Bob looks him over and says, "Why do you have a woman on your back?" The guy says, "That's Michelle."

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I saw a guy at the bus stop holding a bag of balloons. I asked him if I could buy one for my kid, and he said, "Sure. One dollar." I pulled out my wallet and asked if he could blow it up for me since I'm not really good at that. The guy agreed and blew up the balloon. He handed it to me and said, "That'll be two dollars." I said, "You told me it was only a dollar! Why are you charging me two dollars now?" The guy replied, "Inflation."

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