2019 SOTU game thread

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 minute ago, Patron said:

We are in the boom phase, you know what comes after that.

Yep recession, every 10 years or so it seems in the building industry.

[mdmost 44049]

Just now, Celery Man said:

Kristjen looking smart enough to understand her place in history.

Hopefully it's behind bars. 

[DigDug 1738]

A goddamm onslaught!  Run for your lives!!

[EMAWesome 101]

Why are the Democrats paying tribute to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir tonight?

[burntorangebongos 10826]

Irony. Nancy couldn't suppress the face.

[hayden_horn 11402]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Kristjen Nielsen, the person most likely to go straight to hell.

seriously, she is one who would actually feel comfortable in the nazi regime.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Jose is gonna rape your white children. The next day he will steal your job.

[GRHorn 105]

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Accomplished female members of government being referred to as bitches and hoes and objects to be ass fucked. Or they’re old hags.

And y’all wonder why women are pissed all the time and think that Gillette commercial was spot fucking on.

AOC hasn’t accomplished anything. 

Lighten up. I’ve seen plenty of dumb comments about the male participants. 

[NowThis 931]

5 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

30 bible studies in 2 decades.

 

i mean, just a weird fucking number to throw out

yeah, why was that dude featured along with greats such as WW2 vets and Buzz Aldrin.  Sort of cheapens the upper balcony. 

[David Dennison 19542]

Here he goes ticking off all of his administration's failures. 

That's smart.

[mdmost 44049]

ABC has my favorite useless feature, the what's coming next toteboard. 

[atomheartbevo 90650]

Talking about kids.  He’s off script. 

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

The Stephen Miller part of the speech. 

[hayden_horn 11402]

"unemployment is at an all time LOW!"

"illegal immigration is resulting in fewer jobs!"

[sachick 1189]

Oh no. The brown people are taking your jobs!

[NowThis 931]

1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Jose is gonna rape your white children. The next day he will steal your job.

why not both in the same day?

[heso 2863]

Trump pushing the hard sell for the wall tonight. 

[tantric superman 4668]

Cool story about smuggling bro.  Tell it again.

[mdmost 44049]

MS13!!!!

[burntorangebongos 10826]

MS13 lives rent free in Trump's head.

[Gil Bang 26240]

BLUE TAPE!!!

[DigDug 1738]

MS-13  DRINK!!!

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

Immigrants are net contributors to the social safety net.

[cabowabo 4691]

And while we’re at it, let’s do away with ridiculous birthright citizenship. 

[Continental Op 3934]

MS-13 is killing everyone in Council Bluffs, Iowa!  Build the wall now! 

[hayden_horn 11402]

what about the marijuana, donald?!?

[NowThis 931]

MS13 - is that a new movie rating?

[atomheartbevo 90650]

Do it. Say you’ll shut down the government if no wall.  Do it.  

[GRHorn 105]

3 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Maybe her huge tits are bothering her

I can’t see them. They’re hidden. 

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

Holy shit info wars sotu

[SimonBolivar 11064]

Countless???

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

We have what > 300 million people? Love one off stories about some random guy committing a crime.

[David Dennison 19542]

Just now, heso said:

Trump pushing the hard sell for the wall tonight. 

It only costs one DREAM Act.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Well this took a dark turn

[Slade 263]

"I want people to come here, but I want them to come legally." - Trump

"We don't want people from shithole countries." - also Trump

[sachick 1189]

Fuck him for exploiting their deaths.

[hayden_horn 11402]

somewhere out there, there is an actual statistic about the number of illegal murders. it's not "countless."

[David Dennison 19542]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

And while we’re at it, let’s do away with ridiculous birthright citizenship. 

Better get cracking on an amendment.

[SubliminalHorn 7009]

Don’t give a shit about the alleged murder

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

Thank you for being a prop in my political game. 

[NowThis 931]

Just now, sachick said:

Fuck him for exploiting their deaths.

he did it last year too. I'm seeing a pattern. 

[immamac 44354]

I thought the state of the union was strong. Why are we scared of ms13

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

Streaming in... I know streaming... Russian girls make the best streams. 

[atomheartbevo 90650]

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Well this took a dark turn

You know what’s not dark? The top half of his hair.  

[Mo Horn 8938]

What about all the families that were killed because drivers were texting while driving? I'm guessing that percentage is much higher. 

[GRHorn 105]

Just now, Slade said:

"I want people to come here, but I want them to come legally." - Trump

"We don't want people from shithole countries." - also Trump

He wants useful immigrants. Ones from shithole countries are less likely to be useful. 

[hayden_horn 11402]

eh, every president brings mortal props. it's part of the game. i hate it every time, but it's standard.

[EMAWesome 101]

19 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 Manchin is such a chode. why doesn't he just switch parties? 

He voted yes for more spending bills last year than any other Senate member.

[mdmost 44049]

Just now, immamac said:

I thought the state of the union was strong. Why are we scared of ms13

It's strong to quite MS-13 might kill us strong. 

[SubliminalHorn 7009]

I wish he would talk about the number of Americans that have killed Americans!