2019 SOTU game thread

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

And her great great pee paw twice removed

[TexArcher 37774]

He's sounding more and more like Hitler circa 1935.  I'm not kidding.  This is frightening.

[NowThis 931]

turns out Elvin is a deep mole for MS13 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

eh, every president brings mortal props. it's part of the game. i hate it every time, but it's standard.

yep. Trump surely didn't think of it. 

[mdmost 43001]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

eh, every president brings mortal props. it's part of the game. i hate it every time, but it's standard.

And the Dems have their props, they just don't get to talk about them.

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Just now, immamac said:

I thought the state of the union was strong. Why are we scared of ms13

We are not scared, because we are under the age of 70.  

[NowThis 931]

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

I wish he would talk about the number of Americans that have killed Americans!

deport all Americans !

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

Oh an ICE person I don’t give a shit about

[mdmost 43001]

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

I wish he would talk about the number of Americans that have killed Americans!

Nah, it's cool if a citizen kill you. Price of living in this country.

[Message Board User 12395]

The only way that Pence's erection could get any harder and veiny is if Trump was delivering this speech in a speedo.

Your welcome for the image that conjures up.

[elfenix 34238]

11 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

"They said it couldn't be done." (Referring to criminal justice reform.)

No. No they didn't. 

it's like tom brady claiming no one gave them a chance to win the superbowl. 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

lol Pelosi keeps checking the script. 

[immamac 42847]

Haha that awkward salute from elvin

[Captainant 27661]

Jeeze, donnie is real turned onto the human traffic aspect of the border. He keeps bringing it up 

[Spankytoes 1739]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

He's sounding more and more like Hitler circa 1935.  I'm not kidding.  This is frightening.

Which part?

[Mo Horn 8833]

Lots of sex talk tonight. I guess the fear factor needed to be amped up. 

[markstanco 12577]

We have what > 300 million people? Love one off stories about some random guy committing a crime.

Yea because Obama never used an example in a SOTU address. Right?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

eh, every president brings mortal props. it's part of the game. i hate it every time, but it's standard.

Yeah, usually the wife of a fallen soldier

Child of recently murdered parents at the hands of brown people is a new one

[Born to Run 6569]

He wants useful immigrants. Ones from shithole countries are less likely to be useful. 

Yep unlike useful employees for a golf course or hotel.

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

God what is AOC doing

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“We support our law enforcement heroes.  

Except the FBI.  Fuck the FBI.”

[GRHorn 105]

Making the Abolish ICE crowd look foolish. 

[cabowabo 4484]

Can’t wait for the eloquent rebuttal. 

[Slade 263]

2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

He wants useful immigrants. Ones from shithole countries are less likely to be useful. 

Ah, but they can be illegal and work at his properties though. 

[Gil Bang 25951]

what exactly are the child-smuggling "loopholes"?

[mdmost 43001]

The Wall!

[Mo Horn 8833]

 wall... drink

[Celery Man 20944]

vulvarine

[GRHorn 105]

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

God what is AOC doing

Looked like she needed to run to the bathroom. 

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

Just now, GRHorn said:

Making the Abolish ICE crowd look foolish. 

Why? Because of some agent he invited? Yeah he really dunked that one

[Continental Op 3934]

I will build the wall I was totally fine not building until Ann Coulter made fun of me! 

[Radical Larry 28589]

Zodiac Killer approves

[UTEX_ME 4762]

see-thru steel

[Captainant 27661]

Uh oh, wall talk not going away

[Llano Estacado 1257]

God what is AOC doing

Need the play call are we standing or not? Sex trafficking, but wall. What’s the play?!?

[NowThis 931]

[Hank Kingsley 20926]

Vulvarine looked like he was gonna cry tears of joy when Trump mentioned building the wall. 

[TexArcher 37774]

If the devil had a beard, it would be Ted Cruz's exact beard.  He actually has gray hair horns around his chin.

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He’s dropped his 2,000 mile wall talk.  What a cuck.  

[hayden_horn 11362]

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

lol Pelosi keeps checking the script. 

haha, i did notice that. she's checking his ability to stay on the script.

[David Dennison 18856]

This is sad. He thinks he's going to get his wall.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I wish he would talk about the number of Americans that have killed Americans!

Nice so lets just make it worse. Jeebus logic is like a 26 letter word to you, and you can't even pronounce it. Hey I know let's outlaw cars, they kill more Americans than anything.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

But what about San Antonio? 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

When is this pussy gonna declare a national emergency?

He's not getting a wall

[NowThis 931]

imagine MS15! or MS27! 

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El Paso talk.  Take shots.  

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

3 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

Which part?

Anecdotal evidence and falshoods  to scapegoat an entire demographic.

Edited February 6, 2019 by Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

[WhatTheBuck 28779]

He's lying about El Paso, right?

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

He couldn’t wait to get to this part. He was so boring in everything before this. You can tell this is the only thing he wanted to talk about. The dangerous southern border

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Nancy trying not to smile at the thought of nailing his balls to the wall.