2019 SOTU game thread

[SameSame 1705]

Has Ted Cruz actually seen himself in the mirror?

[TexArcher 37992]

Schumer's face = look at this fuckin' con man cocksucker.

[Hank Kingsley 20992]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

He's lying about El Paso, right?

Yes. 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

"Deal." BINGO!

[SubliminalHorn 6809]

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Nice so lets just make it worse. Jeebus logic is like a 26 letter word to you, and you can't even pronounce it. Hey I know let's outlaw cars, they kill more Americans than anything.

Americans will kill more of each other if illegal immigration gets worse?

[TexArcher 37992]

Just now, SameSame said:

Has Ted Cruz actually seen himself in the mirror?

Vampires can't, right?

[NowThis 931]

most of those female jobs were women elected to Congress as Democrats

[David Dennison 18940]

HAAHAHAHAHA. Self-ownage.

[Captainant 27698]

Just now, SameSame said:

Has Ted Cruz actually seen himself in the mirror?

Shit, I wouldn't if I was him

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

5 minutes ago, NowThis said:

turns out Elvin is a deep mole for MS13 

Wtf was with his hair? Did he draw lines through the bald spots?

[sachick 1189]

That pissed him off.

[UTEX_ME 4766]

lots of blue hairs 

[immamac 42878]

Does anyone else have a verbal tick when Ted Cruz is shown on the television that makes you uncontrollably yell "fuck you Ted Cruz, you piece of shit"

[Longhornstampede 3185]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Schumer's face = look at this fuckin' con man cocksucker.

Schumer IS a conman cocksucker...

[atomheartbevo 89763]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

He's lying about El Paso, right?

El Paso has been crawling with law enforcement for decades.  

And it’s got a big fucking Army base.  Which I had the misfortune of being stationed at in the 1990s.

But let Donnie have his thoughts of Mexicans invading El Paso.  

[RPM 26329]

12 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

The old hag behind him sitting next to Pence couldn't even applaud five million people getting off of food stamps.  Fuck her.

You mean thrown.

[NowThis 931]

is this a Yankees game?

[UTEX_ME 4766]

wow 

[hayden_horn 11364]

holy shit, the ladies are clowning him. that's amazing.

though, he does have that natural charm - "don't sit yet, you're gonna love this" was a great line.

[Continental Op 3934]

WE WILL GET THESE DANGEROUS WOMEN OUT OF CONGRESS BECAUSE THEIR PERIODS ATTRACT BEARS AND MS-13! 

[Mo Horn 8852]

Freshman women owning him and he doesn't even realize it

[Celery Man 20981]

He gets credit for this, and credit for reading more in a single night than ever before.  They said it couldn't be done.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

2 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Has Ted Cruz actually seen himself in the mirror?

No reflection makes it tough

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

What the hell is this?

[SameSame 1705]

We're all gonna get laid!!

[atomheartbevo 89763]

2 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Has Ted Cruz actually seen himself in the mirror?

If by mirror, you mean a tattered movie poster from Wolverine stuck on the wall, he looks at it every day. 

[Chet Steadman 940]

These USA chants are cringey.  

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

 

Just now, David Dennison said:

HAAHAHAHAHA. Self-ownage.

We're not gonna clap for anything ... ohh he's talking about us..  well..... that's different

That's self ownage. You can't be happy for the millions who've gotten a job but you'll slap yourself on the back.

[Longhornstampede 3185]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Does anyone else have a verbal tick when Ted Cruz is shown on the television that makes you uncontrollably yell "fuck you Ted Cruz, you piece of shit"

Apparently you're easily triggered

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Chyna

[SimonBolivar 10958]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

But let Donnie have his thoughts of Mexicans invading El Paso.  

You cant invade what you own.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

5 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Zodiac Killer approves

Is that grey in his beard or dried cum? Nttawwt

[Hank Kingsley 20992]

 

[Captainant 27698]

Ok, the new congresswomen leading a "USA USA USA" chant is fucking excellent and I hate you if you think otherwise

[mdmost 43011]

Ghina

[hayden_horn 11364]

full on actual LOL at nancy's face following the USA chant. she had that big ole fake smile "cut that shit out" expression on her face.

[David Dennison 18940]

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

We're not gonna clap for anything ... ohh he's talking about us..  well..... that's different

That's self ownage. You can't be happy for the millions who've gotten a job but you'll slap yourself on the back.

They clowned him.

It's funny.

[elfenix 34331]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Does anyone else have a verbal tick when Ted Cruz is shown on the television that makes you uncontrollably yell "fuck you Ted Cruz, you piece of shit"

i have the same one with bob stoops

[Llano Estacado 1257]

These USA chants are cringey.  

worlds greatest deliberative body. Welcome to Submart. I love you.

[SubliminalHorn 6809]

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

 

We're not gonna clap for anything ... ohh he's talking about us..  well..... that's different

That's self ownage. You can't be happy for the millions who've gotten a job but you'll slap yourself on the back.

You know he wasn’t originally talking about them right? 

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

Money from tariffs goes into the treasury? I don't think that's how it works. 

Edited February 6, 2019 by WhatTheBuck

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

whats the silver piece in front of pelosi for?NSIAA

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Just now, Captainant said:

Ok, the new congresswomen leading a "USA USA USA" chant is fucking excellent and I hate you if you think otherwise

yep. That was awesome.

[mdmost 43011]

The rest of this will be pretty bipartisan according to my handy ABC toteboard after this trade talk.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Our people safety???

[TexArcher 37992]

I love it when he does his James Hetfield impression.

IndianAH!

 

Edited February 6, 2019 by TexArcher

[SubliminalHorn 6809]

Which isn’t even ratified! 

[mdmost 43011]

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

whats the silver piece in front of pelosi for?NSIAA

It's one of the oldest pieces that gets passed down Speaker to Speaker. 

[NowThis 931]

our 4 beautiful words - OU sux, A&M blows 

[Mo Horn 8852]

Not sure USA is one word