2019 SOTU game thread

[atomheartbevo 89668]

Nobody standing for that. 

[Incredulity 11671]

Through the looking glass.

r’s applaud ending war

d’s nope

[hayden_horn 11362]

to be fair, it is tradition for the joint chiefs to be stoic AF during the SOTU

[mdmost 43001]

Yes, Don, it's time...for you to wrap it up

[Captainant 27668]

.......

 

Did trump just say that we're negotiating with Al-Qaeda?

[Cajun 11705]

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

so, does anyone attach any sort of relevance to pelosi's choice of jewelry this evening?

Matched her martini glass out in the limo.

[NowThis 931]

Just now, David Dennison said:

The Taliban is going to wind up winning the war in Afghanistan.

Crazy.

Afghans have been fighting for centuries, they don't quit, as long as there are fighting age males -- Mongols, Russians, British, Americans, the biggest superpowers of all time. A peasant army goes on. 

[atomheartbevo 89668]

Iran

anti-semitism

veterans

opportunity

Hes going to fuck up two of those   

 

[RPM 26321]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

to be fair, it is tradition for the joint chiefs to be stoic AF during the SOTU

Stoic, yes. Pissed? Not really.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

This is better than his UN speech which was his worst speech of all time.  You know, the one where the entire world laughed in his face.

[Incredulity 11671]

Just now, Cajun said:

Matched her martini glass out in the limo.

Look like a pair of dice

[NowThis 931]

lol bad baaad things! 

[mdmost 43001]

Iran, the country he's ready to get into an endless war with.

[Celery Man 20949]

through some clever military maneuvering, he has found himself able to negotiate with the taliban

[DigDug 1669]

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

.......

 

Did trump just say that we're negotiating with Al-Qaeda?

Many groups, they all want to negotiate

[F250 28775]

I'm fucking impressed, Trump figured out how to reduce the Republican Party platform to an Easy-Bake Oven Mix and is churning out cakes for lines wrapped around the corner.

[DigDug 1669]

Wadical Wegime

[RPM 26321]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

You know, the one where the entire world laughed in his face.

Pretty sure they're doing it again.

[NowThis 931]

Kushner wrote this part 

[Cajun 11705]

Just now, Incredulity said:

Look like a pair of dice

It's kind of a Rat Pack/Vegas thing brah.

 

[David Dennison 18860]

Nancy shuffling through the speech is great.

No fucks given.

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

You know that deal we made with Iran to keep them from developing nuclear weapons? I tore up that deal to make sure they never develop nuclear weapons. 

Fucking idiot. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

We don't fight endless wars on terror....what about the war on drugs?

[Captainant 27668]

So, he's not cool with foreign regimes that chant "death to jews" but nazis are fine people? Lolz

[Continental Op 3934]

We don't like anti-semitism but there sure were some fine people chanting "The Jews will not replace us!" in Charlottesville! 

[SubliminalHorn 6787]

Vishishly

[Mo Horn 8842]

How did we go from Iran to the massacre in Pittsburgh in a couple of sentences? 

[heso 2794]

As a citizen of Pittsburgh, I’ll take this as my opportunity to say fuck you Trump. 

[Cajun 11705]

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You know that deal we made with Iran to keep them from developing nuclear weapons? I tore up that deal to make sure they never develop nuclear weapons. 

Fucking idiot. 

Lulz

[Brisketexan 105139]

Gotta tell ya, the incredulous reaction to his North Korea lies, even by his own party, cracked me up.
And the USA chants...we’re a fucking joke. We’re a goddamned banana republic clownshow.

[hayden_horn 11362]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Nancy shuffling through the speech is great.

No fucks given.

it's been cracking me up from the jump.

[TexArcher 37774]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

You know that deal we made with Iran to keep them from developing nuclear weapons? I tore up that deal to make sure they never develop nuclear weapons. 

Fucking idiot. 

Well, we can't invade them on phony intel of yellow cake if we've been keeping them from making yellow cake...

[hayden_horn 11362]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

How did we go from Iran to the massacre in Pittsburgh in a couple of sentences? 

because jews

[Brandywine 1316]

2 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

through some clever military maneuvering, he has found himself able to negotiate with the taliban

I guess he did that during his Executive Time.

[Celery Man 20949]

look at this immigrant everybody

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

7 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Hahahahahaha

[Captainant 27668]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Gotta tell ya, the incredulous reaction to his North Korea lies, even by his own party, cracked me up.
And the USA chants...we’re a fucking joke. We’re a goddamned banana republic clownshow.

And yet, you don't think his own fucking lawyer may have been taking notes on his criminal fuckin conspiracy?

[SubliminalHorn 6787]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

How did we go from Iran to the massacre in Pittsburgh in a couple of sentences? 

He’s terrible at segueing. It’s like he’s talking about abortion, and oh, it’s nato now

[Cajun 11705]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

We’re a goddamned banana republic clownshow.

I see no reason to be hatin' on New Orleans tonight man.

[NowThis 931]

this is now a frat party

[UTEX_ME 4762]

who had Trump conducting a joint session in Happy Birthday tonight? 

[Francisco 2.0 32393]

4 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Look like a pair of dice

They're balls.

[plimon 190]

Gotta tell ya, the incredulous reaction to his North Korea lies, even by his own party, cracked me up.
And the USA chants...we’re a fucking joke. We’re a goddamned banana republic clownshow.

This! I was half expecting an SEC-SEC chant to break out.

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

2 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

through some clever military maneuvering, he has found himself able to negotiate with the taliban

Trump: We're planning to leave Afghanistan soon. Would you like to negotiate peace?

Taliban: Um, sure. Whatever you want to hear. 

[F250 28775]

This is like an acid trip.

[hayden_horn 11362]

is that the first SOTU happy birthday serenade?

[tantric superman 4667]

[retread 2951]

Tell us about the American camps where we keep immigrant children...

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Not fair to bananas to call us a banana republic 

[NowThis 931]

ok concentration camp liberation is pretty cool