2019 SOTU game thread

[immamac 44,350]

Did they just sing fucking happy good damned birthday during the SOTU?

Fuck this I'm moving. 

[Cajun 11,776]

Just now, plimon said:

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Gotta tell ya, the incredulous reaction to his North Korea lies, even by his own party, cracked me up.
And the USA chants...we’re a fucking joke. We’re a goddamned banana republic clownshow.

This! I was half expecting an SEC-SEC chant to break out.

That'd be fine as long as it is done mockingly.

[hayden_horn 11,402]

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

They're balls.

this is sort of where i was going with this.

[Hank Kingsley 21,784]

Iran is bad. They want to kill Jews. 

Next we have 11 Jews Killed at the Tree of Life. We won't mention that they were killed by a White American, with the hope that you'll think it was Radical Islamic terrorism. 

Moving on....

 

 

 

 

 

[Grade of D as in David 13,255]

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

They know they're going to watch a bunch of young men die in the next couple of years for no fucking reason but this man's ego.

Yep

[tantric superman 4,668]

We saved the Jews form genocide.

[atomheartbevo 90,649]

Right now, a shitload of Trump supporters are pissed off that Trump is claiming the Holocaust was real. 

[SubliminalHorn 7,009]

Just now, immamac said:

Did they just sing fucking happy good damned birthday during the SOTU?

Fuck this I'm moving. 

To a survivor. My cold heart will allow it

[Bert Orange 1,173]

Even stops are strong in Trumps world. 

[Brisketexan 106,899]

I see no reason to be hatin' on New Orleans tonight man.

I didn’t say “banana republic clownshow with delicious food that I love very much,” did I? No, I did not. This motherfucker eats his steak well done with ketchup. Don’t insult the delightful bassackwards corruption and smiling approach to the deliciousness of life of NOLA, my good man.

[UpperWestside 6,275]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Gotta tell ya, the incredulous reaction to his North Korea lies, even by his own party, cracked me up.
And the USA chants...we’re a fucking joke. We’re a goddamned banana republic clownshow.

As soon as the North Korea propaganda started I was out. Screw every single person still supporting him right now. You absolutely deserve to be left behind to wallow in your sorrows and economic misery that has already started

[NowThis 931]

ok that's a special moment 

[hayden_horn 11,402]

we are way off the fucking beaten path here.

i love concentration camp liberation stories as much as anyone, but what does this have to do with the state of our union?

[Francisco 2.0 32,591]

 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,908]

7 minutes ago, NowThis said:

lol bad baaad things! 

Legit Lulz at that shit. 

[Jive Turkey 13,002]

 We’re getting closer and closer to this. 

 

[AbeFroman 3,113]

You know if Trump could have found a Jewish girl with cancer whose military parents were just killed by Mexicans, that would have been a jackpot.

[Francisco 2.0 32,591]

 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

They know they're going to watch a bunch of young men die in the next couple of years for no fucking reason but this man's ego.

Where ?  

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,983]

damn cool holocaust stories

[heso 2,863]

Dude is thinking quit making me get up and down so fucking much. Clap for me and move on. I’m too old for this shit. 

[Francisco 2.0 32,591]

 

[SubliminalHorn 7,009]

Now D Day

[Brisketexan 106,899]

 

I gotta be honest...I kinda want Nancy.

[F250 29,201]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

we are way off the fucking beaten path here.

i love concentration camp liberation stories as much as anyone, but what does this have to do with the state of our union?

Its irrelevant but it makes for good TV.

[Brandywine 1,330]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

we are way off the fucking beaten path here.

i love concentration camp liberation stories as much as anyone, but what does this have to do with the state of our union?

Well it sounds like it goes with the Inauguration speech he gave.

[Mo Horn 8,938]

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

I said this earlier. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,929]

Things about WWII Trump didn't know 72 hours ago. 

[hayden_horn 11,402]

this is a lot of celebration of war, and it makes me nervous that he's thinking about something.

[Grade of D as in David 13,255]

5 minutes ago, F250 said:

This is like an acid trip.

Exactly

[tantric superman 4,668]

What the fuck D-Day???

[UTEX_ME 4,289]

Is he going to break into God Bless the USA?

[NowThis 931]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

I gotta be honest...I kinda want Nancy.

she's cute

[Mo Horn 8,938]

About to break out in America the Beautiful

[WhatTheBuck 28,929]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

I gotta be honest...I kinda want Nancy.

I'll bet she was hot in her youth. 

[NowThis 931]

my man Bernie asleep? 

[hayden_horn 11,402]

and the amber waves of grain...

[UpperWestside 6,275]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

I gotta be honest...I kinda want Nancy.

If I were closer in age to her I would. She stole the show on the reactions I saw from her in the short time I watched.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Stacy Abrams getting filibustered

[NowThis 931]

i now want to salute the greatest living American in the balcony now

Spoiler

Shaq

 

[Brandywine 1,330]

I decided not to watch and just read your responses. This has been fun!

[atomheartbevo 90,649]

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'll bet she was hot in her youth. 

Very.  

[UTEX_ME 4,289]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I gotta be honest...I kinda want Nancy.

teeth in or out? NTTIAWWT

[retread 2,951]

Copy/paste a good paragraph from the first draft of this speech...

[InkaUtexas 26,885]

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

this is a lot of celebration of war, and it makes me nervous that he's thinking about something.

82nd into Maracaibo... 

[SameSame 1,752]

Goddamn he's going to put everyone to sleep

[F250 29,201]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

I'll bet she was hot in her youth. 

[Radical Larry 28,822]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

and the amber waves of grain...

I think he banged Amber Waves. 

[Mapache 1,117]

I can picture all the trumptards cheering, sobbing, slamming pbr"s and chanting USA while watching this shitshow

Edited February 6, 2019 by Mapache

[J.R. 150]

Just now, Brandywine said:

I decided not to watch and just read your responses. This has been fun!

Yep I got the gist