Herpsteits twin kids going to Clempson

[Doze 1,322]

Herbies kids going to Clemson.   Can't believe they didn't SEC SEC SEC.

 

As part of its 2019 signing class, Clemson announced the additions of Tye and Jake Herbstreit, the twin sons of longtime ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit. The twins played high school ball at Montgomery Bell Academy in Nashville, Tennessee.

https://sports.yahoo.com/twin-sons-espn-analyst-kirk-herbstreit-headed-clemson-221456216.html

 

[htownjd 43]

Too bad. Buckeyes taste better than tigers.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

If they ever get lost in the woods, their Clemson degree doubles as toilet paper. 

[sushihorn 3,233]

23 minutes ago, Doze said:

Herbies kids going to Clemson.   Can't believe they didn't SEC SEC SEC.

Six of one half a dozen of the other.  ESPN will own the rights to both the ACC and the SEC.

[The Triple Lindy 56]

ACC just got a major upgrade from the douche nozzle on Gameday. Herpie should be quite torn from his OSU suction and SEC lovefest.

He may explode from his weekly decision on who to fluff the most.

[DougO 5,239]

The double-derp twins of Derp Turdstreak.

[Valmy77 13,094]

Since there is obviously a conflict of interest I am sure ESPN will recuse him when discussion of the Tigers will occur. Being a news organization of the utmost integrity, they have always refused to let personal or financial ties to impact their coverage.

[TrashMaster G 17,388]

So the Herbie twins are not in it for the education.  Got it.

[Goodman 3,273]

They should have been forced to attend school in Ohio since its such a great place to be. tosu, wooster or better yet, wright state.

[4th&Five 41,461]

yep, looks pretty douchey.

[Bill Lumbergh 7,170]

7 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Since there is obviously a conflict of interest I am sure ESPN will recuse him when discussion of the Tigers will occur. Being a news organization of the utmost integrity, they have always refused to let personal or financial ties to impact their coverage.

[Wiler77 1,558]

16 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

If they ever get lost in the woods, their Clemson degree doubles as toilet paper. 

Clemson isn't a bad school.  Now these guys may major in Underwater Basket Weaving for all I know, but shitty degrees are available at any state school.

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

16 hours ago, Doze said:

Herbies kids going to Clemson.   Can't believe they didn't SEC SEC SEC.

 

As part of its 2019 signing class, Clemson announced the additions of Tye and Jake Herbstreit, the twin sons of longtime ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit. The twins played high school ball at Montgomery Bell Academy in Nashville, Tennessee.

https://sports.yahoo.com/twin-sons-espn-analyst-kirk-herbstreit-headed-clemson-221456216.html

 

Haven’t you heard, Clemson has been anointed sec west by the ultimate arbiters of secdom 

[Cairn Horn88 8,176]

How can they be "preferred walk-ons" at Clemson, when their dad went to Ohio State?  Define PWO.

[Tylerocks 2,551]

Preferred walk-on: they're on the team without a scholarship and without a tryout. 

[surlybalakris 29]

Montgomery Ward Academy?

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1,084]

If this makes Herbie hit the brakes on his SEC slurping, I'm all for it.  More fodder for the ACC fans that are trolling Finebaum lately.

Edited February 8, 2019 by J.R. Juniors Junior Jr.

[Trey3216 15,325]

I foresee one of them being accused of DV when some drunken chick says she wants to fuck their dad, and the drunken son takes action.  

[EuroHorn 3,204]

Wow, hard to believe his kids are already college age.  

Are they that good?

[clapclapclap 9,000]

51 minutes ago, surlybalakris said:

Montgomery Ward Academy?

Formerly Montgomery Gentry Academy, before the crash and remarriage.

Edited February 8, 2019 by clapclapclap
All the chicks preferred the John Michael Montgomery Academy

[Orange&White 5,516]

1 hour ago, Tylerocks said:

Preferred walk-on: they're on the team without a scholarship and without a tryout. 

Thank you. I've been wondering what the difference was. I'd never heard the term PWO until last year.

[C-Man 27,054]

Ugh, wife is a Clemson grad. This news leaves me less-than-gruntled. Fuck that Herbie douchebag.

[Tex Long 4,348]

PWO seems to also imply "make the team and get available scholly", kinda sorta.

[ztejas 43,266]

Didnt someone's wife go to Clemson?

[strangulation! 1,708]

um, yes?

[EuroHorn 3,204]

21 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Didnt someone's wife go to Clemson?

A lot of someone's wives went to Clemson

[sushihorn 3,233]

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

yep, looks pretty douchey.

The doucheiness, it burns!

Looks like the Herp spawned a couple of real cold sores here...

[alincoln 2,364]

They were pretty average athletes before the Herbie clan absconded from Columbus to Nashville because his wife threatened to leave him if they didn't immediately move away from the Buckeye coeds he was banging on the regular the Buckeye fans were mean to him.  The Bobby Carpenter spawn on the other hand are freaks

[Scholz 11,933]

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

yep, looks pretty douchey.

[hookem48 4,631]

1 hour ago, EuroHorn said:

Wow, hard to believe his kids are already college age.  

Are they that good?

he must still have a younger one, seems like he brought one on set with him this year.

[Earl Haffler 584]

19 hours ago, Doze said:

Herbies kids going to Clemson.   Can't believe they didn't SEC SEC SEC.

 

As part of its 2019 signing class, Clemson announced the additions of Tye and Jake Herbstreit, the twin sons of longtime ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit. The twins played high school ball at Montgomery Bell Academy in Nashville, Tennessee.

https://sports.yahoo.com/twin-sons-espn-analyst-kirk-herbstreit-headed-clemson-221456216.html

 

No MBA boy worth their salt goes to an SEC school unless it's Vandy.

[Fondren & Main 6,670]

Can we call him Derpstreit instead?

[texifornia 56,521]

12 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

No MBA boy worth their salt goes to an SEC school unless it's Vandy.

I knew one who walked on at Ole Miss. Nice guy, not much of a brain on him though.

[jdhorn92 1,538]

1 hour ago, EuroHorn said:

Wow, hard to believe his kids are already college age.  

Are they that good?

They are walking on. 

[jdhorn92 1,538]

44 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

he must still have a younger one, seems like he brought one on set with him this year.

Tiene Quatro ninos 

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1,084]

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

yep, looks pretty douchey.

He reminds me of that dude on Boise that got clocked by LeGarrette Blount.

 

Edited February 8, 2019 by J.R. Juniors Junior Jr.

[SimonBolivar 10,930]

4 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Since there is obviously a conflict of interest I am sure ESPN will recuse him when discussion of the Tigers will occur. Being a news organization of the utmost integrity, they have always refused to let personal or financial ties to impact their coverage.

I never understood why they don't have those calling the games make a pick on College Gameday. How does an announcer thinking X will win the game harm the product in any way?

[SimonBolivar 10,930]

1 hour ago, EuroHorn said:

A lot of someone's wives went to Clemson

Mine didn't.

[Valmy77 13,094]

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

I never understood why they don't have those calling the games make a pick on College Gameday. How does an announcer thinking X will win the game harm the product in any way?

I think the idea is to avoid people complaining that so and so calling the game has a bias. I doubt it helps much.

[Al_4_ISU 12,409]

Herbstreit’s kids look like Craig James fucked Gene Chizik.

Theyre probably as likeable as that hypothetical shit head would be.

[EuroHorn 3,204]

3 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Mine didn't.

Well I didn’t say all. 

[Doze 1,322]

If the kids would have went to Washington State......Leach would have stuck them in the a shed with a cellphone.

[tomahawk dunk 321]

On 2/8/2019 at 3:27 PM, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

He reminds me of that dude on Boise that got clocked by LeGarrette Blount.

 

https://www.thebiglead.com/posts/legarrette-blount-fight-punch-video-youth-football-twitter-01gegcjk1fca

He's not done knocking people the fuck out.

[StruggleBus 3,922]

Thank you for bumping a three year old thread about Kirk Herbstreit’s kids to post about Legarrette Blount punching a dad at youth football game.  

[trza-hawk 269]

He is not done knocking people out.

[Butch Had Not 2,940]

My buddy in chandler sent me that yesterday but I didn't know where to put it.  I guess this is the best we can do. 

[HenryJames 65,890]

Worth it to see Blount hit that Boise dude again. One of my all time favorite punches.

[Dennis Taylor 18,706]

On 2/8/2019 at 1:55 PM, alincoln said:

The Bobby Carpenter spawn on the other hand are freaks

Carpenter 's mom was my substitute teacher in 3rd grade for about a week when Rob Carpenter was playing fullback for the Oilers. Once we found out who she was it was questions about Earl all day long /csb

[Zeus 5,950]

Cesspool

[ermahgerdhorn 178]

On 2/8/2019 at 11:29 AM, TrashMaster G said:

So the Herbie twins are not in it for the education.  Got it.

Based on the genes in play here I don't think that was an option anyway