sock, shoe, sock, shoe Vs sock, sock, shoe, shoe

[TexArcher 38,033]

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Sock, sock, shirt, pants, shoe, shoe.
 

You forgot panties.

[deadshank 24,653]

Sock, sock, boot, boot

yall ghey. 

[Surly Bevo 25,140]

Underwear, shirt, sock, sock, sit down and drink a cold beer, pants/belt, shoe, shoe.

 

[HornsOverIthaca 2,335]

Can’t believe this made it to two pages without someone claiming they always do coke off a hookers ass first.

[Loco 3,754]

2 hours ago, deadshank said:

Sock, sock, boot, boot

yall ghey. 

Not everyone works in a sewer.

[Thatguy 8,834]

14 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

These same people put milk in the bowl and then add cereal. #teamsocksockshoeshoe

Or soda in a glass then add ice.

 

  Anyone who is sock shoe sock shoe needs Jesus. Most non poors do not mill around their house with shoes on. Most people keep socks on in the cooler months. It would be completely ridiculous to change your routine during that time simply because you are psychotic.

[Thatguy 8,834]

15 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

These same people put milk in the bowl and then add cereal. #teasocksockshoeshoe

doublepost

 

Edited February 10, 2019 by Thatguy

[CooterBrown 18,022]

You forgot panties.

I like freedom.

[Your Mom 4,848]

You people worried about the cleanliness off the bottoms of your socks need to break out the vacuum cleaner and the mop from time to time.  Sock sock, breakfast, coffee, sign whatever the kids schoolwork needs signing, Surly, news, yadda yadda yadda, carry shoes to the front door, shoe shoe, garage, truck. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

I didn't know heathens walked barefoot from their closet to wherever their shoes are. If you sock shoe sock shoe in the morning you damn well better take your socks off when you get home

[dimyh 1,874]

How murderous am I?

 sock sandal sock sandal jort jersey

#offseasoninsanity 

[Jkwellborn 6,725]

Or soda in a glass then add ice.
 
  Anyone who is sock shoe sock shoe needs Jesus. Most non poors do not mill around their house with shoes on. Most people keep socks on in the cooler months. It would be completely ridiculous to change your routine during that time simply because you are psychotic.

I hate walking around barefoot. I usually wear my shoes until it’s time to shower and head to bed.

[Nivek 16,981]

We all agree, civilized people that is, that shoes should never be worn in the house.

Well I live in a society that discourages shitting on sidewalks.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

36 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Well I live in a society that discourages shitting on sidewalks.

So you never step inside mens bathrooms ?  Have ya never stepped on grass, which is where animals defecate and piss ?  stepped in an alley, where people piss ?

[Elvis 3,373]

Pro tip: sock, sock, pants, shoe, shoe, shirt.  That way you don't wrinkle your shirt bending over to tie your shoes.  

[Surly Bevo 25,140]

Pro tip: sock, sock, pants, shoe, shoe, shirt.  That way you don't wrinkle your shirt bending over to tie your shoes.  

This is incorrect. Good day to you sir.

[Jkwellborn 6,725]

So you never step inside mens bathrooms ?  Have ya never stepped on grass, which is where animals defecate and piss ?  stepped in an alley, where people piss ?

What about a pond or the ocean? You know what fish do in the water?

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

3 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

What about a pond or the ocean? You know what fish do in the water?

Yeah,  but it doesn't really stick to the bottom of your feet, and get tracked into your house.

[TexasMan 10,967]

I used to be sock sock shoe shoe, but now that I use foot spray, I do (spray) sock shoe (spray) sock shoe. 

[Apep 645]

Sock-shoe-sock-shoe makes sense if you have cats that track litter all over the house all the time.

[SHOOTER12 8,824]

Well...with me it's sock shoe.

I feel discriminated against,  sorry bastards. 

[SHOOTER12 8,824]

On 2/8/2019 at 10:17 PM, TexArcher said:

This thread is insensitive to people without feet.

That's what I'm saying...

[MadBurgerMaker 404]

On 2/9/2019 at 4:46 PM, HornsOverIthaca said:

Can’t believe this made it to two pages without someone claiming they always do coke off a hookers ass first.

Well yeah.  No one needs to say anything about it, because that's what everyone does before putting on their shoes and socks.

[DougO 5,256]

I probably used to be more of a sock sock, shoe shoe, guy. But when you get older it's more sock, shoe, because then you only have to pick up each foot once.

[lateshow 1,305]

On 2/10/2019 at 7:43 AM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I didn't know heathens walked barefoot from their closet to wherever their shoes are. If you sock shoe sock shoe in the morning you damn well better take your socks off when you get home

I'm a big house shoe guy. I appreciate a nice, comfortable slipper.

[Nolacycling 893]

On 2/8/2019 at 11:45 AM, lateshow said:

Only psychopaths go sock, shoe, sock, shoe. 

Read a review of recumbent bicycles and author said only three types of people rode them. Pencil protector- wearing engineers, the fat and psychopaths. He received a number of letters from psychopaths upset about being compared to engineers.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

1 minute ago, Nolacycling said:

Read a review of recumbent bicycles and author said only three types of people rode them. Pencil protector- wearing engineers, the fat and psychopaths. He received a number of letters from psychopaths upset about being compared to engineers.

Yeah a fourth group would be those with a death wish.  

[Rimbo 26,055]

You know what's worse than people who go sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

People who actually give a shit about the order.

A wrong answer to this would be something like: sock, shoe, shoe, sock. 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

You know what's worse than people who go sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

People who actually give a shit about the order.

A wrong answer to this would be something like: sock, shoe, shoe, sock. 

The true psychos are the shoe shoe pukes.........  ee-gads !!

[Rimbo 26,055]

13 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

The true psychos are the shoe shoe pukes.........  ee-gads !!

At least they're consistent. Also, sandals in Summer. Don't wear socks. You haven't lived unless you've had farmer's tan on your feet from wearing sandals all Summer long.

Edited February 11, 2019 by Rimbo

[Nivek 16,981]

On ‎2‎/‎10‎/‎2019 at 11:27 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

So you never step inside mens bathrooms ?  Have ya never stepped on grass, which is where animals defecate and piss ?  stepped in an alley, where people piss ?

I don't care actually.  Piss is sterile.  I hate my cats, I don't want a fucking dog and I generally don't step in shit as a habit.  It may happen 1-2 times a year and I prefer to wash my shoes when that happens.  I also don't hang out in alleys.   I am boring.

[Loco 3,754]

If you wear slides, you're a douchbag.  That's just science

 

[Bat Guano 359]

Sock shoe shoe sock.

 

Spoiler

Just kidding. I don't wear socks.

 

[Brisketexan 105,277]

Nobody has the correct answer.

Sock, sock.  Nail OP's mom.  Shoe, shoe.

[Nolacycling 893]

Sock, post in CR

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,217]

I like to mix it up. 

[clapclapclap 9,000]

^^^ sock, sock, fart, climb back into bed

[lateshow 1,305]

20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Nobody has the correct answer.

Sock, sock.  Nail OP's mom.  Shoe, shoe.

I don't even bother taking off my socks and shoes when I go bang OP's mom. 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

1 minute ago, lateshow said:

I don't even bother taking off my socks and shoes when I go bang OP's mom. 

So it's over pretty quick huh ?

[lateshow 1,305]

8 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

So it's over pretty quick huh ?

Yeah, I'm not some kind of pro. 

[Guest Lobo]

sock, sock, underwear.  You don't want those filthy shower feet brushing up against where you put the twig n' berries.  Then pants, then shoes.  

[Fudge Nuggets 19,214]

Left sock, right sock, right shoe, left shoe.

Fin.  No pants.

[Atx71 146]

No socks. Shower sandals year round. 

I have pretty feet and I'm a giver.

[NWBuck 8,583]

12 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Left sock, right sock, right shoe, left shoe.

Fin.  No pants.

Great post... I asked the op's question at work and it turned into a discussion of which shoe goes on first. 

Somehow there were two lunatics trying to convince everyone that left sock, right sock, left shoe, right shoe was correct. 

Edited February 18, 2019 by NWBuck

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,920]

Somehow there were two lunatics trying to convince everyone that left sock, right sock, left shoe, right shoe was correct. 

Everyone knows it’s left sock, right sock, right shoe, left shoe.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

39 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Everyone knows it’s left sock, right sock, right shoe, left shoe.

If by everyone you mean every freak, then you sir are right on the nose.

[former alkie 72]

6 hours ago, NWBuck said:

 

Somehow there were two lunatics trying to convince everyone that left sock, right sock, left shoe, right shoe was correct. 

Both of my kids, plus several co-workers, frequently tell me that I’m loon.

This pretty much comfirms it.....and those 2 loons are absolutely correct.

Edited February 19, 2019 by former alkie

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

If, like usual, my shoes are in another room, it’s sock sock. If everything’s in the same room it’s sock shoe sock shoe. 

I generally take off my shoes immediately upon entering my castle. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

Everyone knows it’s left sock, right sock, right shoe, left shoe.

Laying in bed actually thinking about my routine... good to know im normal. I'll try the opposite this morning and check the difference

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

11 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Everyone knows it’s left sock, right sock, right shoe, left shoe.

Laying in bed actually thinking about my routine... good to know im normal. I'll try the opposite this morning and check the difference

(rolling) Yes because lying in bed thinking about which method you use for shoe installation is toooootally normal. (eyes).  Not even gonna ask about sock thickness match vs. color match