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sock, shoe, sock, shoe Vs sock, sock, shoe, shoe


sock, shoe, sock, shoe Vs sock, sock, shoe, shoe  

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  1. 1. sock, shoe, sock, shoe Vs sock, sock, shoe, shoe

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Posted
14 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

These same people put milk in the bowl and then add cereal. #teamsocksockshoeshoe

Or soda in a glass then add ice.

 

  Anyone who is sock shoe sock shoe needs Jesus. Most non poors do not mill around their house with shoes on. Most people keep socks on in the cooler months. It would be completely ridiculous to change your routine during that time simply because you are psychotic.

Posted (edited)
15 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

These same people put milk in the bowl and then add cereal. #teasocksockshoeshoe

doublepost

 

Edited by Thatguy
Posted

You people worried about the cleanliness off the bottoms of your socks need to break out the vacuum cleaner and the mop from time to time.  Sock sock, breakfast, coffee, sign whatever the kids schoolwork needs signing, Surly, news, yadda yadda yadda, carry shoes to the front door, shoe shoe, garage, truck. 

Posted
Or soda in a glass then add ice.
 
  Anyone who is sock shoe sock shoe needs Jesus. Most non poors do not mill around their house with shoes on. Most people keep socks on in the cooler months. It would be completely ridiculous to change your routine during that time simply because you are psychotic.

I hate walking around barefoot. I usually wear my shoes until it’s time to shower and head to bed.
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Posted
We all agree, civilized people that is, that shoes should never be worn in the house.

Well I live in a society that discourages shitting on sidewalks.
Posted
36 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Well I live in a society that discourages shitting on sidewalks.

So you never step inside mens bathrooms ?  Have ya never stepped on grass, which is where animals defecate and piss ?  stepped in an alley, where people piss ?

Posted
So you never step inside mens bathrooms ?  Have ya never stepped on grass, which is where animals defecate and piss ?  stepped in an alley, where people piss ?

What about a pond or the ocean? You know what fish do in the water?
Posted
3 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


What about a pond or the ocean? You know what fish do in the water?

Yeah,  but it doesn't really stick to the bottom of your feet, and get tracked into your house.

Posted
On 2/9/2019 at 4:46 PM, HornsOverIthaca said:

Can’t believe this made it to two pages without someone claiming they always do coke off a hookers ass first.

Well yeah.  No one needs to say anything about it, because that's what everyone does before putting on their shoes and socks.

Posted

I probably used to be more of a sock sock, shoe shoe, guy. But when you get older it's more sock, shoe, because then you only have to pick up each foot once.

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On 2/10/2019 at 7:43 AM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I didn't know heathens walked barefoot from their closet to wherever their shoes are. If you sock shoe sock shoe in the morning you damn well better take your socks off when you get home

I'm a big house shoe guy. I appreciate a nice, comfortable slipper.

Posted
On 2/8/2019 at 11:45 AM, lateshow said:

Only psychopaths go sock, shoe, sock, shoe. 

Read a review of recumbent bicycles and author said only three types of people rode them. Pencil protector- wearing engineers, the fat and psychopaths. He received a number of letters from psychopaths upset about being compared to engineers.

Posted
1 minute ago, Nolacycling said:

Read a review of recumbent bicycles and author said only three types of people rode them. Pencil protector- wearing engineers, the fat and psychopaths. He received a number of letters from psychopaths upset about being compared to engineers.

Yeah a fourth group would be those with a death wish.  

Posted

You know what's worse than people who go sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

People who actually give a shit about the order.

wrong answer to this would be something like: sock, shoe, shoe, sock. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

You know what's worse than people who go sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

People who actually give a shit about the order.

wrong answer to this would be something like: sock, shoe, shoe, sock. 

The true psychos are the shoe shoe pukes.........  ee-gads !!

Posted (edited)
13 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

The true psychos are the shoe shoe pukes.........  ee-gads !!

At least they're consistent. Also, sandals in Summer. Don't wear socks. You haven't lived unless you've had farmer's tan on your feet from wearing sandals all Summer long.

Edited by Rimbo
Posted
On ‎2‎/‎10‎/‎2019 at 11:27 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

So you never step inside mens bathrooms ?  Have ya never stepped on grass, which is where animals defecate and piss ?  stepped in an alley, where people piss ?

I don't care actually.  Piss is sterile.  I hate my cats, I don't want a fucking dog and I generally don't step in shit as a habit.  It may happen 1-2 times a year and I prefer to wash my shoes when that happens.  I also don't hang out in alleys.   I am boring.

Posted
20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Nobody has the correct answer.

Sock, sock.  Nail OP's mom.  Shoe, shoe.

I don't even bother taking off my socks and shoes when I go bang OP's mom. 

Posted

sock, sock, underwear.  You don't want those filthy shower feet brushing up against where you put the twig n' berries.  Then pants, then shoes.  

Posted (edited)
12 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Left sock, right sock, right shoe, left shoe.

Fin.  No pants.

Great post... I asked the op's question at work and it turned into a discussion of which shoe goes on first. 

Somehow there were two lunatics trying to convince everyone that left sock, right sock, left shoe, right shoe was correct. 

Edited by NWBuck
Posted (edited)
6 hours ago, NWBuck said:

 

Somehow there were two lunatics trying to convince everyone that left sock, right sock, left shoe, right shoe was correct. 

Both of my kids, plus several co-workers, frequently tell me that I’m loon.

This pretty much comfirms it.....and those 2 loons are absolutely correct.

Edited by former alkie
Posted
1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
11 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Everyone knows it’s left sock, right sock, right shoe, left shoe.

Laying in bed actually thinking about my routine... good to know im normal. I'll try the opposite this morning and check the difference

(rolling) Yes because lying in bed thinking about which method you use for shoe installation is toooootally normal. (eyes).  Not even gonna ask about sock thickness match vs. color match 

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