Facial Care - What Do You Do?

[Asithappens 974]

1. Get the "facial" jokes out of the way. Come on. You know you want to do it.

2. What do you do/use? 

3. You gotta take care of your skin, bois. 

4. Lava soap and brillo pads isn't an acceptable answer.

[BBQ2Bayou 807]

[South Austin 52515]

Also good for moisturizing the penis. 

[elfenix 34251]

wear sunscreen.  the neutrogena ultra sheer dry stuff doesn't stink and isn't greasy.  also hasn't run into my eyes while sweating. 

[ztejas 43454]

And then lotion out of the shower. Not picky on lotion, seems like I end up with something different every new bottle. 

[Asithappens 974]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

And then lotion out of the shower. Not picky on lotion, seems like I end up with something different every new bottle. 

Nice. I'll give pos rep when I can. 

Thanks.

[Gene Parmesan 4007]

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches.  I can do a thousand now.  After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.  In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser.  Then a honey-almond body scrub.  And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.  Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.  I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.  Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[ztejas 43454]

3 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches.  I can do a thousand now.  After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.  In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser.  Then a honey-almond body scrub.  And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.  Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.  I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.  Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Fuck you

[South Austin 52515]

3 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches.  I can do a thousand now.  After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.  In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser.  Then a honey-almond body scrub.  And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.  Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.  I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.  Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Do you like Phil Collins?

[South Austin 52515]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Fuck you

Oh, come on.  Get with the program and rep that man.

[ztejas 43454]

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Oh, come on.  Get with the program and rep that man.

The fuck you was because I couldn't not rep it. Check his reps, amigo.

[South Austin 52515]

Carry on, then.

[Gene Parmesan 4007]

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Do you like Phil Collins?

Sabrina don't just stare at it eat it.  I think he works best within the confines of the group rather than as a solo artist.

[Asithappens 974]

28 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches.  I can do a thousand now.  After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.  In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser.  Then a honey-almond body scrub.  And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.  Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.  I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.  Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Is this before or after you were beaten with reeds and made to wear meat helmets?

[South Austin 52515]

3 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

Is this before or after you were beaten with reeds and made to wear meat helmets?

Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston, had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that, Asithappens?

[Sbbruin 21856]

35 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches.  I can do a thousand now.  After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.  In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser.  Then a honey-almond body scrub.  And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.  Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.  I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.  Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[TwiceHorn 31486]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston, had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that, Asithappens?

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you fucking stupid bastard.

[Ollie Slatt 289]

35 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Do you like Phil Collins?

I've got two ears and a heart, don't I? 

[Asithappens 974]

6 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston, had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that, Asithappens?

No, I did not know that.

And for my money, I'll take Hall and Oates over Huey Lewis and the News any day. But not over Elvis Costello.

I'm a big fan of seemingly irrelevant factual ocd shit. 

Have you seen Margin Call? 

[South Austin 52515]

1 minute ago, Asithappens said:

No, I did not know that.

And for my money, I'll take Hall and Oates over Huey Lewis and the News any day. But not over Elvis Costello.

I'm a big fan of seemingly irrelevant factual ocd shit. 

Have you seen Margin Call? 

South Austin: Asithappens was into that whole "Yale thing."
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
South Austin: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What whole Yale thing?
South Austin: Well, he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

[Bat Guano 359]

When I'm giving a facial, I'll take care to avoid getting it in her eyes. I'm just a gentleman that way.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

The Patrick Bateman method

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, Asithappens said:

1. Get the "facial" jokes out of the way. Come on. You know you want to do it.

2. What do you do/use? 

3. You gotta take care of your skin, bois. 

4. Lava soap and brillo pads isn't an acceptable answer.

I use a very organic astringent at night.  In the morning, right before I shave, I use a light exfoliant as I have a very thick beard but very sensitive and oily skin.  

That said, if you ever stay in a property under any of these flags: Starwood, Marriott, Hyatt, Omni, Kimpton, or IHG---don't wash your face with the washcloths provided in the room.  They are usually three.  I use one for sitting under my filthy dopkit on the vanity.  The other two, I jerk off into over the course of my stay.  Odds are you've washed your face with my jizz.  

[Jerry Callo 8703]

Other than using Neutrogena Ultimate Sports Face Oil-free Sunscreen, I shave and I think my razor has some moisturizing strip. 

[Newdoc 3440]

I use this guy’s skin advice....

[Sbbruin 21856]

I use this stuff.  Don't get it neat the lips though.  In fact, leave some space around the lips.  But cover the rest of the face thoroughly with this stuff, and make sure you get plenty of sunlight while it's on.  In fact, put it on and go out and about like any other day.

Edited February 8, 2019 by Sbbruin

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

I use this stuff.  Don't get it neat the lips though.  In fact, leave some space around the lips.  But cover the rest of the face thoroughly with this stuff, and make sure you get plenty of sunlight while it's on.  In fact, put it on and go out and about like any other day.

Nah cordovan brown is a better hue, you might be able to  pull off high yellow....  

[ztejas 43454]

2 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Other than using Neutrogena Ultimate Sports Face Oil-free Sunscreen

Ever since using Neutrogena Ultimate Sports Face Oil-free Sunscreen I've had more energy and noticed an increased sex drive. And my wife has noticed it too!

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Just now, ztejas said:

Ever since using Neutrogena Ultimate Sports Face Oil-free Sunscreen I've had more energy and noticed an increased sex drive. And my wife has noticed it too!

No side effect like hair loss, skin tags, liver failure, heart palpitations, nausea ??

[CooterBrown 18014]

Have you asked your mom? She ain’t known as the Facial Queen for nothing.

[Jerry Callo 8703]

Ever since using Neutrogena Ultimate Sports Face Oil-free Sunscreen I've had more energy and noticed an increased sex drive. And my wife has noticed it too!

It just keeps me from getting sunburn. I don't think you're using it according to the directions.

[ztejas 43454]

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

No side effect like hair loss, skin tags, liver failure, heart palpitations, nausea ??

No, that's the best part. Neutrogena Ultimate Sports Face Oil-free Sunscreen has few known side effects, and those that are known are minor.

The secret to Neuteogena Ultimate Sports Face Oil-free Sunscreen is that it contains no alcohol.

[52-80 19161]

If I ever use anything, it's the St Ives stuff above, simply because it has the gritty peach grind or whatever it is that is mildy abrasive action

[Jeffrey 90]

Cleanse with a basic facial soap, then Aesop or Obagi balm. Then a SPF lotion. No joke. Fair and dry skin and this stuff is da bomb, yo. Expensive though. Also trying to keep the crows feet from getting deeper.

[zork 629]

growing out a beard for a couple weeks always helped me,  natural oils or whatnot.

[Jkwellborn 6702]

Pretty sure it’s dove that we have. I’ll use a wide brimmed hat if I’m outside. Sunscreen if necessary

[Whatever 700]

I have a bottle of cheap shampoo and a bar of cheap soap. The shampoo goes on my head and the soap is for everything else, including shaving. I don't need anything else.

[South Austin 52515]

13 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I use this stuff.  Don't get it neat the lips though.  In fact, leave some space around the lips.  But cover the rest of the face thoroughly with this stuff, and make sure you get plenty of sunlight while it's on.  In fact, put it on and go out and about like any other day.

You should run for office.

[UTGrad98 2276]

Water and a little soap may inadvertently get on my face while showering which I then rub off with my towel I hang overhead. I probably exfoliate with my electric shaver  I use every other morning. My birthday was last week. I turned 44. Still look like I’m 42. 

[Spur08 382]

Due to my high testosterone levels, I still get some acne. This stuff is awesome. Recommended by my smoking hot dermatologist

[zork 629]

many decades ago when I was a teen it was one cotton ball per morning and one tilt of the bottle of this and a wipe down of face cheeks and especially around the nose:(back then it was "10-O-6")

https://www.amazon.com/Formula-Original-Totally-Facial-Astringents/dp/B003HD04DK/ref=asc_df_B003HD04DK/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312029476455&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=15102803479254497704&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9027197&hvtargid=pla-598587084164&psc=1&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=61916106637&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=312029476455&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=15102803479254497704&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9027197&hvtargid=pla-598587084164

[Brew 3049]

I have a beard, occasionally I trim it back so it isn’t too long, I wash my face with soap when I take a shower, I am a man.

[tucker 238]

On 2/8/2019 at 12:38 PM, elfenix said:

wear sunscreen.  the neutrogena ultra sheer dry stuff doesn't stink and isn't greasy.  also hasn't run into my eyes while sweating. 

This plus some random Korean face wash my wife buys. 

[XYZ 2154]

On 2/8/2019 at 12:22 PM, Asithappens said:

1. Get the "facial" jokes out of the way. Come on. You know you want to do it.

2. What do you do/use? 

3. You gotta take care of your skin, bois. 

4. Lava soap and brillo pads isn't an acceptable answer.

Delete post, ban user.

[achooloco 1072]

Natural aloe. I grow some plants and cut a stalk every couple weeks, using but by buy until it’s gone. I put it on most nights before bed and most mornings after I shower/before heading out for day. It works 

[Armybrat 40850]

On 2/8/2019 at 5:41 PM, Sbbruin said:

I use this stuff.  Don't get it neat the lips though.  In fact, leave some space around the lips.  But cover the rest of the face thoroughly with this stuff, and make sure you get plenty of sunlight while it's on.  In fact, put it on and go out and about like any other day.

Then run for governor.

 

Edited February 10, 2019 by Armybrat
South Austin beat me to it

[Js1 85347]

On 2/8/2019 at 12:22 PM, Asithappens said:

1. Get the "facial" jokes out of the way. Come on. You know you want to do it.

2. What do you do/use? 

3. You gotta take care of your skin, bois. 

4. Lava soap and brillo pads isn't an acceptable answer.

Mostly the Kiehl’s branded stuff for men. Moisturizer every night and eye cream every morning. Charcoal face wash every night. And sunscreen. Always 

[RPM 26321]

 

Edited February 10, 2019 by RPM

[TwiceHorn 31486]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

 

What a strange pic of her.  Is it the airbrushing, the surgery, or the copious amounts of toxic metal jizz that account for it?

[Jkwellborn 6702]

She looks like a character on Family Guy.