McRibs and McFries from scratch

[immamac 43121]

I decided it would be a fun exercise to make homemade mcribs and McDonald's style fries at home. Wish me luck pics to come. 

[Henry Hill 3156]

Nice. Are you cooking the fries in beef tallow?

[Spankytoes 1743]

34 minutes ago, immamac said:

I decided it would be a fun exercise to make homemade mcribs and McDonald's style fries at home. Wish me luck pics to come. 

That doesn’t sound like exercise to me.

[TornACL 7722]

I assume for this you need some pork shoulder, a blender, and a mcrib patty form. 

Sounds delicious! 

[CooterBrown 18031]

You’ll need some of that meat glue to bind chopped pork into the McRib form so it holds its shape.

 

[Steel Shank 9432]

This has some serious potential. Be sure and pair with a cold Bud Light.

[Newdoc 3453]

Pick some of this up while you’re at it....

[tejas60 3534]

fuckin aggy

[blacklab 11953]

your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

[Underdog 28776]

[ChickenSandwich 9853]

Is it just a spam loaf covered in KC Masterpiece?

[Kennythetiger 9471]

I figured you would catch Steel Shank's attention.  I figured correctly.  

[Firemans4Horn 18124]

 

[immamac 43121]

Sorry for the delay. Phone died.

[immamac 43121]

Fucking mcrib and mcfries

[immamac 43121]

Made the trimmings into mcrib patties

[Surly Bevo 25166]

This is horrible...this camera work.

[Lhorn 4967]

Kudos for slow smoking them to perfection just like I assume McDonalds does. 

[Deej 76941]

Fail. Unlike a McRib, that is actual meat.

Edited February 10, 2019 by Deej

[Underdog 28776]

Marlboros are an odd choice for smoking ribs, but you do you. 

[deft 6880]

Yeah there doesn’t appear to be the correct amount of sawdust and horse meat in your patties. And where are the fries? I see an empty plate?

[Lhorn 4967]

22 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

This is horrible...this camera work.

This. I think there are steps left out. I see raw meat made into McRib like patties. I see a deep fryer, then an empty plate. 

[immamac 43121]

Lol I'm so high.

[Ten Bears 2483]

aggy gon aggy

[tejas60 3534]

jizz jar ribs?

[Steel Shank 9432]

D'you debone those or what?

Like your plates.

[Zepol87 9191]

Very fucking in

[Dewey 3294]

I'm going back to the shank thread and wait for something proper

[millhouse 2617]

I haven't been this disappointed since MCorange

[MNLonghornFUKM 8822]

I hope the nearest Mcdonalds from you is like 1 mile away. this is a shit ton of work

[Incredulity 11683]

What the fuck is going on here?

[Newdoc 3453]

[WBT 20670]

What is that shit all over your ribs?   Sugar?  Mayonnaise?  Whatever it is, it's ruining them

[Bone3421 716]

Like mentioned above...wheres the blender

[PantsTent 2002]

I like how he posted the same pictures twice. And still no fries.,,

[billfromlaketravis 11524]

7 hours ago, immamac said:

Made the trimmings into mcrib patties

Can any Aggys cook? Chef Hamm with the ribs y'all and now this. 

@immamac I hope your moderating is better than your cooking,. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19227]

This thread sucks.

[Al Czervik 1231]

10 hours ago, immamac said:

Fucking mcrib and mcfries

Need some specs on that shootin’ iron in the 3rd pic.  

[TornACL 7722]

[Firemans4Horn 18124]

13 hours ago, immamac said:

 

What is happening here?

[spystud13 2371]

Apparently the blue bottle is squeezable Parkay. 

[4th and 5 4918]

Clearly this is not ‘Nam

 

might be better if it was.

[luke duke 6414]

14 hours ago, immamac said:

Lol I'm so high.

Did you just catch a rerun of BBQ Pitmasters, Season 1?

[Ten Bears 2483]

 

Fucking gross.  I mean who smokes anymore?

[CooterBrown 18031]

Apparently, immamac thought "McRib" meant a drunk Scotsman's first attempt at cooking ribs with only "Flavortown's Guide to Xtreme Barbeque Grillin' with Donkey Sauce by Guy Fieri" as a guide.

[EE2B 1565]

Immamac is Johnny Trigg?

[immamac 43121]

They were awesome. I'll remember to not invite anyone to the next mcrib party. Sorry it was messy and weird. It was cold as fuck outside (34), I was super stoned and hammered drunk by noon. 

I started at 620AM and served at 1PM it was worth the effort. 

Yes I deboned them (and got the cartilage) so every bite was just easy bite through ribs. 

The other patties I made from the rib trimmings that I also deboned. The patty ones are not as good, but still really solid. They cook much shorter and prep time for those is much more "worth it". My phone also died as I started serving ribs so I didn't get many money shots, but friends did. 

 

[The Dude 1246]

I thought I ventured into a Phlem post, but nope, those pics are there on purpose 

[immamac 43121]

5 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Need some specs on that shootin’ iron in the 3rd pic.  

It's a 12 ga Remington model 1100 field. 

[spystud13 2371]

I’m more perplexed by how an adult male has his phone die in 2019. Shit’s pretty easy to solve.