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8 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I would have fucked Clara Edwards before Helen Crump. 

They’re really doing some great things with corrective lenses, and lasik today.  Can’t help you with bad taste though.

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Drunkass Otis in the cell with the loaded goat, an all time classic scene. Tries to get in the bed that's upright against the wall. "Uncle Nat? What are you doing here?"

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On 10/17/2021 at 2:11 PM, RPM said:

RIP Thelma Lou

 

Oh wow, just seeing this now.  She did a lot of appearances in Mt. Airy, NC, which is what Mayberry was based on, and has basically become a tribute to the AGS.  Barney definitely stepped up in class when he landed her.  Ms. Rosemary and the other broad he dated prior to Thelma Lou were chopped liver compared to TL.

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2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Oh wow, just seeing this now.  She did a lot of appearances in Mt. Airy, NC, which is what Mayberry was based on, and has basically become a tribute to the AGS.  Barney definitely stepped up in class when he landed her.  Ms. Rosemary and the other broad he dated prior to Thelma Lou were chopped liver compared to TL.

Did we ever get to see Juanita down at the diner? He was always on the phone with her.

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2 hours ago, RPM said:

Did we ever get to see Juanita down at the diner? He was always on the phone with her.

Nope.  She and Sarah the operator were both mystery women.

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15 hours ago, DougO said:

Drunkass Otis in the cell with the loaded goat, an all time classic scene. Tries to get in the bed that's upright against the wall. "Uncle Nat? What are you doing here?"

This is one of the funniest scenes in TV history.

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6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm watching Adam-12 and Malloy is fucking Helen Crump.  WTF? 

Yeah, she killed 2 series. Worse than Yoko Ono.

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On 12/29/2020 at 4:31 PM, DougO said:

Adam 12 is on one of the poors channels now, and Helen Crump with orange hair is Pete Malloy's date to the police banquet were Reed is getting a medal. They're all sitting with the other wives and GFs. It just doesn't seem like a fit, she looks more she should be his mom.

The next show that followed must be the first one, where rookie Reed is being assigned to be Malloy's partner, and Pete is acting like kind of a dick.

Yes, it appears Helen Crump killed Adam 12.

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8 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Did they ever have a Christmas episode? I can’t recall one which seems a little odd. 

Oh yeah Ben Weaver makes Andy arrest Sam for bootlegging, so they move Christmas to the courthouse. Ben finally gets himself arrested so he can get a Xmas blow job from Ellie the female druggist, and local meth dealer.

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So yesterday, Aunt Bee was pretending that the butter and egg guy was slipping her the sausage.

Anyway, in the scene where Andy invites her to go out with he and Helen, and she says "I have a date", I'm almost certain that the paper that Andy was reading was from Mt. Airy, not Mayberry. 

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On 12/27/2021 at 10:09 AM, The Ace of Aces said:

Did they ever have a Christmas episode? I can’t recall one which seems a little odd. 

 

On 12/27/2021 at 10:18 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

Oh yeah Ben Weaver makes Andy arrest Sam for bootlegging, so they move Christmas to the courthouse. Ben finally gets himself arrested so he can get a Xmas blow job from Ellie the female druggist, and local meth dealer.

This episode is on TVLand now. And I just realized there's another interesting bit of trivia from the same show. Juanita's last name is Beasley. Andy found her in Barney's note where he wrote down her phone number, which was also spoken out loud.

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9 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

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Don’t forget Tom silby.  He drank a bit , He ran away from home to escape his nagging wife .  
 

His wife was such a weirdo she had a funeral for him pretending he was dead.

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3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I remember thinking that I'd do unspeakably depraved things to Charlene Darling.

 

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Because she's so ugly or you're just that horny? 

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On 1/9/2022 at 11:45 AM, RPM said:

It's pretty obvious why Howard wasn't married.

Fuck Howard.  The show ended after season 5 and Barney’s departure.

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On 1/10/2022 at 6:50 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I remember thinking that I'd do unspeakably depraved things to Charlene Darling.

 

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Charlene would be the one doing unspeakable things to YOU.

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On 1/9/2022 at 1:45 PM, RPM said:

It's pretty obvious why Howard wasn't married.

Howard ended up with one of the hottest females in Mayberry. And he bowled a 300 game.

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12 hours ago, DougO said:

Howard ended up with one of the hottest females in Mayberry. And he bowled a 300 game.

and caught the biggest fish. 

As previously discussed, I think, the Howard actor appeared in an earlier episode as Andy's insurance man.

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It's the escaped women prisoner episode.  Floyd sitting on the couch eating the banana is one of the funniest scenes ever.  That stupid smile vs. Barney being all pissed off. 

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

It's the escaped women prisoner episode.  Floyd sitting on the couch eating the banana is one of the funniest scenes ever.  That stupid smile vs. Barney being all pissed off. 

  • This is the last appearance of Howard McNear (Floyd the Barber) before the actor suffered a stroke and left the show. He would return in season four but his character would be very different, nearly immobile from the damage caused by the stroke. He stayed until the end of season 7 (Goober's Contest), and this episode serves as his last main character role.
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McNear was a great character and voice actor before his stroke. It was a sign of respect that Griffith to kept him around after the stroke.

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