The Andy Griffith Show

[Richard Kimball 1,517]

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

Didn't the Sheriff Andy Taylor character first air when he arrested Danny Thomas for speeding in an episode of The Danny Thomas Show?

 

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7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Didn't the Sheriff Andy Taylor character first air when he arrested Danny Thomas for speeding in an episode of The Danny Thomas Show?

Yep.

[Dewey 3,325]

The women they had on that show, as mentioned, Barbara Eden... when she gets off the bus, I wanted a time machine to her vagina.

[Vic Mackey 47,847]

I have no idea what Andy saw in Helen. Thelma Lou was much better of the two.

[Gil Bang 26,176]

of the two, Thelma Lou was more likely to take it up the ass. 

 

We never saw Juanita over at the Blue Bird Diner, but I suspect that she was a skanky little slut. 

[DougO 5,261]

Any time the Darlings came to town was a classic episode.

[DougO 5,261]

The loaded goat.  Greatness.

 

[Sbbruin 22,082]

3 hours ago, Richard Kimball said:

Man in a Hurry is great.

What was the one with the two old ladies that are bootleggers and they keep turning in other bootleggers to get rid of the competition?

“Happy Sir Walter Raleigh Landing Day!”

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15 minutes ago, DougO said:

Any time the Darlings came to town was a classic episode.

We just had a conversation about "Taters!" at dinner tonight... 

[Gil Bang 26,176]

fucking Darlings.  Dudes were masters at looking like fucking retards.  They could have been wearing A&M hoodies they looked so stupid.  

[DougO 5,261]

The backing band, the ones that look like retards, are also a real bluegrass band called The Dillards.

[Gil Bang 26,176]

"How 'bout  "don't hit your grandma with a great big stick"?

Charlene: "Pa, you know that one always makes me cry"

[Gil Bang 26,176]

1 minute ago, DougO said:

The backing band, the ones that look like retards, are also a real bluegrass band called The Dillards.

a real GOOD band

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12,780]

2 hours ago, Richard Kimball said:

 

 

Holy Crap. Just watched the whole episode. I had no idea. How young was Ronnie Howard?  And Aunt Bee as "Henrietta Perkins?"  Too great!

[DougO 5,261]

 

[DougO 5,261]

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

"How 'bout  "don't hit your grandma with a great big stick"?

Charlene: "Pa, you know that one always makes me cry"

 

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[Vic Mackey 47,847]

37 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

of the two, Thelma Lou was more likely to take it up the ass. 

 

We never saw Juanita over at the Blue Bird Diner, but I suspect that she was a skanky little slut. 

Juanita was definitely a dirty little slut. It was always classic whenever Barney talked to her on the phone. "Cockadoodledoo!"

[Gil Bang 26,176]

5 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Holy Crap. Just watched the whole episode. I had no idea. How young was Ronnie Howard?  And Aunt Bee as "Henrietta Perkins?"  Too great!

Ronnie Howard was the greatest child actor ever,  and there is nobody in 2nd place.  Fucking masterful as a 7 year old. 

[DougO 5,261]

I disagree. His brother Clint, as little Leon, could steal the show without saying a word.

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[Sbbruin 22,082]

a real GOOD band
 

And there's two Dud Washes. This guy and Bob Denver, aka Gilligan.

[Gil Bang 26,176]

4 minutes ago, DougO said:

I disagree. His brother Clint, as little Leon, could steal the show without saying a word.

Only if he was packing a PB&J

[Gil Bang 26,176]

4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

 

And there's two Dud Washes. This guy and Bob Denver, aka Gilligan.

 

Not only was Gilligan on the show, but the Skipper showed up driving a '56 F100, looking for a wife.  He was "picking up" women on the street. 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Only if he was packing a PB&J

When was he ever NOT packing a pb&j?  Also, when the two T-men show up,to tell Andy about the impending gold truck, one of those 2 guys is Ron and Clint’s dad.

[Gil Bang 26,176]

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

When was he ever NOT packing a pb&j?  Also, when the two T-men show up,to tell Andy about the impending gold truck, one of those 2 guys is Ron and Clint’s dad.

I didn't know that.  

[Sbbruin 22,082]

Oh and another all-timer is when Barney buys the used car from that old hustler Mrs. Leah.  Outstanding stuff.

[Gil Bang 26,176]

how many episodes was "Sam the Butcher" from the Brady Bunch in?

He was the store clerk at Foley's that wanted to kick Barney's ass, and Andy got the chinaman to take care of him.  He was the farmer selling his shit from a truck at the roadside.  He was the Army recruiter with Earnest T.   And, he was in the gang that sold Barney the car.   He was in a few more, right?

Edited February 13, 2019 by Gil Bang

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Welcome to Checkpoint Chickie!

 

[Sbbruin 22,082]

how many episodes was "Sam the Butcher" from the Brady Bunch in?
He was the store clerk at Foley's that wanted to kick Barney's ass, and Andy got the chinaman to take care of him.  He was the farmer selling his shit from a truck at the roadside.  He was the Army recruiter with Earnest T.   And, he was in the gang that sold Barney the car.   He was in a few more, right?

He was also a convict who Barney let escape and then Andy had to capture him while he was on vacation in the mountains also. Barney has deputized Gomer.

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6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

how many episodes was "Sam the Butcher" from the Brady Bunch in?

He was the store clerk at Foley's that wanted to kick Barney's ass, and Andy got the chinaman to take care of him.  He was the farmer selling his shit from a truck at the roadside.  He was the Army recruiter with Earnest T.   And, he was in the gang that sold Barney the car.   He was in a few more, right?

He was the hotel dick in the jewel thief episode I think.

[pokeNbeans 204]

Some really cool home movies taken "on set" by the Howard family. 

 

 

[Underdog 29,102]

Another favorite of mine is the escaped convict that Andy tricked into taking his boat with the hole in it.  

[Gil Bang 26,176]

that's the one with the map with the sticky buttons

[Sbbruin 22,082]

10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I didn't know that.  

He (Rance Howard) was in 2 episodes- He was the Governor's driver when Barney tagged the governor's limo for illegal parking:

 

And the T-man

[Vic Mackey 47,847]

The one where Barney gives that ticket to that guy and he says the next time he catches Barney out of uniform, he will beat him down. So he wears his uniform everywhere. And the Japanese guy beats the shit out of him.

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

Man in a Hurry is my favorite episode.  The two scenes on the porch are just great tv.

 

[Vic Mackey 47,847]

Was there ever a black person on this show?

[Dewey 3,325]

The farmer shooting at Barney, Barney trying to be tough for the cute nurse.

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5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Was there ever a black person on this show?

Yep in a couple  street scenes. When the guy came to town and knew everything about everybody because he'd been taking the Mayberry Gazette and another time as well, but can't remember the exact scene.

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Mr. Mc feeby climbing trees, jingling and jangling,  and blowing smoke out his ears....  That Opie could spin a yarn.

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Can't believe it hasn't been mentioned yet.......

 

THE FUN GIRLS........

[Underdog 29,102]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Was there ever a black person on this show?

The Harlem Globetrotters...  oh wait, that was Gilligan’s Island 

[Underdog 29,102]

There was the show where Opie and another kid competed for the job at the grocer and Opie won only to not show up an let the other kid get it, then Andy hears about it and reems Opie a new one only the find out the other kid needed the job more to help out his family.  

[Vic Mackey 47,847]

Started the show last night on Netflix and going to go through every season in order, I never watched it like this and saw it grow organically. I have seen pretty much every episode of the Barney era but never in order. Getting to see each character introduced and setting up their background. Not sure if I will continue watching after Barney leaves.

I heard Don Knotts was quite the womanizer and drank heavily. 

[Sbbruin 22,082]

8 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

Some really cool home movies taken "on set" by the Howard family. 

 

 

At the 2:02 mark, you can see ol Hubcaps Lesh.

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16 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Ronnie Howard was the greatest child actor ever,  and there is nobody in 2nd place.  Fucking masterful as a 7 year old. 

 

OPIE CUNNINGHAM!  OPIE CUNNINGHAM!!

"What do 'Bucko' mean!?"

Edited February 13, 2019 by Sbbruin

[Gil Bang 26,176]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Started the show last night on Netflix and going to go through every season in order, I never watched it like this and saw it grow organically. I have seen pretty much every episode of the Barney era but never in order. Getting to see each character introduced and setting up their background. Not sure if I will continue watching after Barney leaves.

I heard Don Knotts was quite the womanizer and drank heavily. 

major poonhound, and supposedly packing a hog.

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7 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Mr. Mc feeby climbing trees, jingling and jangling,  and blowing smoke out his ears.... 

McBeevee. You forgot his shiny metal hat.

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20 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

a real GOOD band

 

"Well, here's one with five..."

And Keith Richards became famous.

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19 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

how many episodes was "Sam the Butcher" from the Brady Bunch in?

He was the store clerk at Foley's that wanted to kick Barney's ass, and Andy got the chinaman to take care of him.  He was the farmer selling his shit from a truck at the roadside.  He was the Army recruiter with Earnest T.   And, he was in the gang that sold Barney the car.   He was in a few more, right?

Also played Barney Hefner on "All in the Family."

Underated actor.