A naked American man stole my balloons

[Carl Spackler 3504]

Wot?!

 

 

[burntorangebongos 10752]

Well, I think that a werewolf can only be killed by someone who loves them.

[Kel Varnsen 8541]

I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!

[BigBenBamboozle 1957]

There was this airplane over the Atlantic on its way to New York. It was full of men from the United Nations. So halfway over the ocean the engines run low on petrol so they have to lighten the plane. So they heave out all the baggage, but it's still too heavy. So they chuck out the seats, but it's still too heavy! Finally this Froggy steps up and shouts "Viva la France" and leaps out. Then an Englishman steps up and shouts 'God save the Queen!' and leaps out. But the plane is still too heavy. So the Yank delegate from Texas steps up, shouts, 'Remember the Alamo!' and chucks out the Mexican.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

5 hours ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

There was this airplane over the Atlantic on its way to New York. It was full of men from the United Nations. So halfway over the ocean the engines run low on petrol so they have to lighten the plane. So they heave out all the baggage, but it's still too heavy. So they chuck out the seats, but it's still too heavy! Finally this Froggy steps up and shouts "Viva la France" and leaps out. Then an Englishman steps up and shouts 'God save the Queen!' and leaps out. But the plane is still too heavy. So the Yank delegate from Texas steps up, shouts, 'Remember the Alamo!' and chucks out the Mexican.

There's nothing here for you sir.....

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare was French! Fuck! Shit! Cunt!

[irockalltherocks 55]

Life mocks me, even in death.

[swTXSU 18]

These dumb ass kids. They never appreciate what you do for them.

[Lou 264]

Have you tried talking to a corpse? It's boring.