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[BurntOrange&White 41,718]

Didn't EJ shoulder check CTJ at an Applebees?

Edited December 5 by BurntOrange&White

[Harvdog 2,417]

19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Didn't EJ shoulder check CTJ at an Applebees?

All you can eat riblets brings out the dawg in EJ

[lilMAC25 3,972]

On 11/6/2024 at 10:41 AM, MuellerHorn said:

Rupturing a spleen or damage to the splenic artery is 100% life threatening. It’s the most vascular organ in the body. You can bleed enough internally pretty quickly to die without intervention.

I’m assuming one of those things happened here. Chris Simms had to have his spleen removed after rupturing it in a game in 2006. Needed a blood transfusion because of the blood loss. 

I mean, I’m a bit biased because I work in heart surgery, but I’d argue the heart is the most vascular organ in the body…

 

[Rhinotx 506]

46 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

I mean, I’m a bit biased because I work in heart surgery, but I’d argue the heart is the most vascular organ in the body…

 

I mean I’m a bit biased but I’d argue my dick is the most vascular organ. Wait what are we talking about

[hornian 5,281]

16 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

I mean I’m a bit biased but I’d argue my dick is the most vascular organ. Wait what are we talking about

It may be the most vascular organ in South Austin’s mom’s body if you play your cards right.  Or at all. 

[Texasrocks 2,246]

1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

I mean, I’m a bit biased because I work in heart surgery, but I’d argue the heart is the most vascular organ in the body…

I know people "work in" oil and gas or finance or aerospace. But what does "I work in heart surgery" mean?

[TwiceHorn 32,021]

5 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

I know people "work in" oil and gas or finance or aerospace. But what does "I work in heart surgery" mean?

Probably a surgical assistant.  Can be a pretty good job.

[BurntOrange&White 41,718]

43 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

I mean I’m a bit biased but I’d argue my dick is the most vascular organ. Wait what are we talking about

Do you take a blue pill for high blood pressure?

[Magus Ossis 2,997]

33 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

I know people "work in" oil and gas or finance or aerospace. But what does "I work in heart surgery" mean?

Perfusionist?

[FCB 57]

Im pissed. I went on Facebook and just as I was pressing the top of page button I saw a post that said 2 things " OB" and " banned"     but I'd already pressed the button and it went away , never to be seen again. 

So, I came over here hoping and praying that Ketch and company finally had their credentials pulled. But no!!  Nothing!  Is there no god?  No justice!!  

[lilMAC25 3,972]

20 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Probably a surgical assistant.  Can be a pretty good job.

Cardiovascular Perfusionist. I run the heart and lung machines (The Pump) in CV surgery.

 

A good CV first assist works a lot harder, and makes slightly more $. I have a sweet gig. Only (reasonable) career I regret not shooting for is CRNA (nurse anesthesia). Significantly More money, similar liability, slightly worse hours.

Edited December 6 by lilMAC25

[Hank Kingsley 21,638]

I tried to watch a Horns247 show last night with Chip Brown and Eric Henry on YouTube. Oof. Don't know how they keep the lights on. 

 

 

[HenryJames 67,151]

[immamac 44,224]

18 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I tried to watch a Horns247 show last night with Chip Brown and Eric Henry on YouTube. Oof. Don't know how they keep the lights on. 

 

 

People are fucked up, it's sad. 

[Hank Kingsley 21,638]

OTF is by far the best Texas YouTube channel. Not even close. Everyone is generally excited and happy to be on camera. I will say that Gerry is absolutely the MVP, and I probably wouldn't watch near as much if he wasn't involved. 

Wonder if next year they'd consider adding an Xs & Os guy to breakdown game film with their own segment/show. Or are they too close to the program to "risk" having a segment that could be critical of plays/players/coaches? 

 

[immamac 44,224]

4 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

OTF is by far the best Texas YouTube channel. Not even close. Everyone is generally excited and happy to be on camera. I will say that Gerry is absolutely the MVP, and I probably wouldn't watch near as much if he wasn't involved. 

Wonder if next year they'd consider adding an Xs & Os guy to breakdown game film with their own segment/show. Or are they too close to the program to "risk" having a segment that could be critical of plays/players/coaches? 

 

I've thought of filling that gap and building tooling around that for next season. 

If we had a library of all games and the ability to cut and draw on them and publish surlyhorns gifs and short vids off it that would be pretty great. Then we could have a show where people who actually know can come on and do it for an hour and talk through it. 

[Hank Kingsley 21,638]

Just now, immamac said:

I've thought of filling that gap and building tooling around that for next season. 

If we had a library of all games and the ability to cut and draw on them and publish surlyhorns gifs and short vids off it that would be pretty great. Then we could have a show where people who actually know can come on and do it for an hour and talk through it. 

It's a corner of the Texas market that is missing and someone could make some nice money and build a career out of it. If we had a version of The Film Guy strictly for Texas football, it would get a ton of views. Especially with Arch the next 2-3 years. 

 

[immamac 44,224]

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

It's a corner of the Texas market that is missing and someone could make some nice money and build a career out of it. If we had a version of The Film Guy strictly for Texas football, it would get a ton of views. Especially with Arch the next 2-3 years. 

 

Yeah - the production value has to be pretty high though. 

[Hank Kingsley 21,638]

Just now, immamac said:

Yeah - the production value has to be pretty high though. 

Agreed. It has to be professional. 

But there is a clear opportunity for someone good at breaking down film to make a living out of this. Arch will bring a bunch of views from non-Texas fans. 

 

[closetojumping 65,333]

36 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I tried to watch a Horns247 show last night with Chip Brown and Eric Henry on YouTube. Oof. Don't know how they keep the lights on. 

 

 

Chip Brown was on SEC Radio this morning and Anwar Richardson was on College Sports Today yesterday and I found myself turning the channel after listening to each one talk for about 60 seconds. 

How is it that people that bland, uninformed and unconnected are the ones that get on national shows and talk about Texas? It’s pathetic. Ben Hartsock tried in both instances, as he happened to be a host on both shows this week, to spark up the “Should Sarkisian bench Quinn Ewers” premise. Neither guy being asked shut that shit down and allowed a meandering conversation to ensue about it. 

Also, Ben Hartsock is the dumbest of all hosts on XM. He’s genuinely a room temperature IQ idiot and he also never shuts up. 

[closetojumping 65,333]

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Agreed. It has to be professional. 

But there is a clear opportunity for someone good at breaking down film to make a living out of this. Arch will bring a bunch of views from non-Texas fans. 

 

Without speaking out of turn, I’ll just say that part of Bobby’s vision for OTF is bringing that to the table from a personnel perspective. 

[Hank Kingsley 21,638]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Chip Brown was on SEC Radio this morning and Anwar Richardson was on College Sports Today yesterday and I found myself turning the channel after listening to each one talk for about 60 seconds. 

How is it that people that bland, uninformed and unconnected are the ones that get on national shows and talk about Texas? It’s pathetic. Ben Hartsock tried in both instances, as he happened to be a host on both shows this week, to spark up the “Should Sarkisian bench Quinn Ewers” premise. Neither guy being asked shut that shit down and allowed a meandering conversation to ensue about it. 

Also, Ben Hartsock is the dumbest of all hosts on XM. He’s genuinely a room temperature IQ idiot and he also never shuts up. 

Thank god Bobby started OTF. Take that away and Texas media is an absolute joke and completely unlistenable. 

 

[Red Five 41,637]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Without speaking out of turn, I’ll just say that part of Bobby’s vision for OTF is bringing that to the table from a personnel perspective. 

Ah, Ian Boyd.

[Hank Kingsley 21,638]

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Ah, Ian Boyd.

[immamac 44,224]

18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Without speaking out of turn, I’ll just say that part of Bobby’s vision for OTF is bringing that to the table from a personnel perspective. 

The issue is the production. You can't cut corners and use stock streamyard bullshit. It has to be a lot more like Pat McAfee show etc. 

[Butch Had Not 3,055]

26 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Thank god Bobby started OTF. Take that away and Texas media is an absolute joke and completely unlistenable. 

 

Bobbyisms are my favorite thing to track day to day:

"I'm just putting that out there"

"I'm just being honest guys"

There are others that I can't think of. 

[Thiefery 5,108]

36 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Chip Brown was on SEC Radio this morning and Anwar Richardson was on College Sports Today yesterday and I found myself turning the channel after listening to each one talk for about 60 seconds. 

How is it that people that bland, uninformed and unconnected are the ones that get on national shows and talk about Texas? It’s pathetic. Ben Hartsock tried in both instances, as he happened to be a host on both shows this week, to spark up the “Should Sarkisian bench Quinn Ewers” premise. Neither guy being asked shut that shit down and allowed a meandering conversation to ensue about it. 

Also, Ben Hartsock is the dumbest of all hosts on XM. He’s genuinely a room temperature IQ idiot and he also never shuts up. 

i used to listen to XM College sports radio religiously, but the quality has fallen off the cliff.. but I think it's just a SiriusXM issue.

[Dondrysdale1 379]

32 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Bobbyisms are my favorite thing to track day to day:

"I'm just putting that out there"

"I'm just being honest guys"

There are others that I can't think of. 

“I’ll just say this”

[BurntOrange&White 41,718]

That one host on IT has a really high quality cam setup. 

[BurntOrange&White 41,718]

2 hours ago, immamac said:

I've thought of filling that gap and building tooling around that for next season. 

If we had a library of all games and the ability to cut and draw on them and publish surlyhorns gifs and short vids off it that would be pretty great. Then we could have a show where people who actually know can come on and do it for an hour and talk through it. 

 

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

It's a corner of the Texas market that is missing and someone could make some nice money and build a career out of it. If we had a version of The Film Guy strictly for Texas football, it would get a ton of views. Especially with Arch the next 2-3 years. 

 

Spoiler

 

[SydneyCarton 49,438]

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That one host on IT has a really high quality cam setup. 

No one, and I mean no one, on this website cares about your opinions on the sundry quality of the various cam sites you subscribe to, ok buddy?

Edited yesterday at 05:28 PM by SydneyCarton

[BurntOrange&White 41,718]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

No one, and I mean no one, on this website cares about your opinions on the sundy quality of the various cam sites you subscribe to, ok buddy?

I see you trying extra hard with your punctuations and grammar this morning after CTJ called you out. I assume you meant to spell sundry, but sundy will do I suppose. At least you tried.

[Red Five 41,637]

"Jarveax" on OTF is my new favorite poster. I legit can't tell if he's a real 85 year-old man who doesn't understand anything happening around him, or if it's one of y'all fucking around. I lean towards the former. 

[SydneyCarton 49,438]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I see you trying extra hard with your punctuations and grammar this morning after CTJ called you out. I assume you meant to spell sundry, but sundy will do I suppose. At least you tried.

Thanks.

[Teryor 4,974]

Listening to national radio stations is a you problem, plenty of great podcasts out there and you're willingly putting yourself in the mud

[BurntOrange&White 41,718]

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Yeah - the production value has to be pretty high though. 

That's the next step OTF needs to take....increasing their production quality with regards to their mics, cams, and mobile broadcast stuff(especially this).  I'd even say they could stand to improve their graphics quality as well.

Edited yesterday at 05:29 PM by BurntOrange&White

[SydneyCarton 49,438]

2 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Listening to national radio stations is a you problem, plenty of great podcasts out there and you're willingly putting yourself in the mud

If you want to understand what a general perception is for something, you've got to cast a wide net. Not just listen to shit you agree with...it's why I still follow a couple of fucking idiots from HS on facebook. 

[closetojumping 65,333]

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"Jarveax" on OTF is my new favorite poster. I legit can't tell if he's a real 85 year-old man who doesn't understand anything happening around him, or if it's one of y'all fucking around. I lean towards the former. 

I find myself often stunned by how old some of those guys over there are. @Armybrat would be just one of legion septuagenarian - nonagenarians over there. They almost outnumber the posters using their real names. 

 

[BurntOrange&White 41,718]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

If you want to understand what a general perception is for something, you've got to cast a wide net. Not just listen to shit you agree with...it's why I still follow a couple of fucking idiots from HS on facebook. 

Do you ever see those AI/bot pages that post longhorn stuff? One came up in my feed the other day saying Quinn was expecting twins with his girlfriend, another was we got a huge commitment from a 7 ft tall receiver who was committed elsewhere?

[closetojumping 65,333]

6 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Listening to national radio stations is a you problem, plenty of great podcasts out there and you're willingly putting yourself in the mud

I read and listen to all kinds of shit. I find myself more bored with talking heads who constantly agree with me than I do some of the idiots coming from all over the place. 

[SydneyCarton 49,438]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Do you ever see those AI/bot pages that post longhorn stuff? One came up in my feed the other day saying Quinn was expecting twins with his girlfriend, another was we got a huge commitment from a 7 ft tall receiver who was committed elsewhere?

No. Clearly my search history and therefore ad targeting is vastly different from yours. 

[Red Five 41,637]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I find myself often stunned by how old some of those guys over there are. @Armybrat would be just one of legion septuagenarian - nonagenarians over there. They almost outnumber the posters using their real names. 

 

My guy Jarveaux the other day told Gerry Hamilton he should be ashamed of himself because he said something slightly uncomplimentary about Quinn Ewers. It's awesome.

[BurntOrange&White 41,718]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

My guy Jarveaux the other day told Gerry Hamilton he should be ashamed of himself because he said something slightly uncomplimentary about Quinn Ewers. It's awesome.

Jarveaux makes Armybrat seem like CTJ.

Edited yesterday at 05:39 PM by BurntOrange&White

[SamMan 1,461]

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

It's a corner of the Texas market that is missing and someone could make some nice money and build a career out of it. If we had a version of The Film Guy strictly for Texas football, it would get a ton of views. Especially with Arch the next 2-3 years. 

I think that guy has a pretty good setup. I like his content, even if he literally gasps for air every three seconds.

1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

Bobbyisms are my favorite thing to track day to day:

"I'm just putting that out there"

"I'm just being honest guys"

There are others that I can't think of. 

“Absolutely!” before every read.

[Armybrat 41,342]

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Jarveaux makes Armybrat seem like CTJ.

Ok smart guy….I’ll have you know my football cred is impeccable - I played one semester of touch football in high school PE class.

[futureman 22,678]

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Wonder if next year they'd consider adding an Xs & Os guy to breakdown game film with their own segment/show.

They already have that guy and his name is Roderick Henri Babers. 

[Viper 12,215]

1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

Bobbyisms are my favorite thing to track day to day:

"I'm just putting that out there"

"I'm just being honest guys"

There are others that I can't think of. 

"To your point..."

"You're in high cotton" 

"Katie bar the door" 

"He [a recruit] is a tall drink of water" 

 

[Chili dog 1,810]

1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

Bobbyisms are my favorite thing to track day to day:

"I'm just putting that out there"

"I'm just being honest guys"

There are others that I can't think of. 

Period. End of story. I’m sorry. 

[Wulaw Horn 19,563]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I read and listen to all kinds of shit. I find myself more bored with talking heads who constantly agree with me than I do some of the idiots coming from all over the place. 

I guess this keeps me off your ignore list. 

[immamac 44,224]

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That's the next step OTF needs to take....increasing their production quality with regards to their mics, cams, and mobile broadcast stuff(especially this).  I'd even say they could stand to improve their graphics quality as well.

I talked to Bobby about this just this morning actually even before posting here. There's also a need to do more cross pollination and syndication when facing opponents (having luicci on is smart, but went underleveraged). 

The content they put out is of absurdly high quality and there are often 1-5 minute stints of absolute fucking greatness that have a shelf life of a few days to a week. All it takes is effort and clipping and production, but right now it's honestly a bunch of dudes grinding it out and "making it happen".