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4 minutes ago, immamac said:

I talked to Bobby about this just this morning actually even before posting here. There's also a need to do more cross pollination and syndication when facing opponents (having luicci on is smart, but went underleveraged). 

The content they put out is of absurdly high quality and there are often 1-5 minute stints of absolute fucking greatness that have a shelf life of a few days to a week. All it takes is effort and clipping and production, but right now it's honestly a bunch of dudes grinding it out and "making it happen".

They should push into YT shorts, IG reels, TikTok. Also “clips” content which is basically highlights of their content for the day or week or whatever time frame they choose are big time. A lot of the larger content creators have those channels setup with their editors. They just name the channel OTF clips. 

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6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

 

Also, Ben Hartsock is the dumbest of all hosts on XM. He’s genuinely a room temperature IQ idiot and he also never shuts up. 

His take this morning about the timing of the transfer portal was about the dumbest I've ever heard.   Essentially saying this is what the athletes wanted and it's pro sports now so it comes with the territory and fuck the kids for putting coaches in this position.  Essentially the take I would expect from a Boomer Aggy.  Completely ignoring the point from Lashlee (that was a good take and replayed) and Dusty where they emphasized that if this is pro sports no pro sport would ever schedule free agency before the season is over.  I had to just fast forward through that segment it was so bad.

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7 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I tried to watch a Horns247 show last night with Chip Brown and Eric Henry on YouTube. Oof. Don't know how they keep the lights on. 

 

 

It gets worse. Try sitting through IT live stream with Ian Boys and you'll appreciate having toothpicks shoved under your toenails 

4 hours ago, Viper said:

"To your point..."

"You're in high cotton" 

"Katie bar the door" 

"He [a recruit] is a tall drink of water" 

 

"ill say this [goes on about anything] period. Full stop."

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Part of me is baffled that you guys/ladies actually get on fb 

Then I remember you're all older and I guess fb is for older people? I dunno. I haven't been on there in years. Occasionally I'll get on IG, but that's where I draw the line. I don't care what anyone from HS is doing, I don't care what anyone from college is doing, I don't care what my family is doing. 

And fuuuuuuck Tik Tok. 

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12 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

It gets worse. Try sitting through IT live stream with Ian Boys and you'll appreciate having toothpicks shoved under your toenails 

Ian Boyd knows a lot more about football than me. I have liked reading his breakdowns in the past. But you don't need to be Kubrick to realize he shouldn't be on camera. 

 

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Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Ian Boyd knows a lot more about football than me. I have liked reading his breakdowns in the past. But you don't need to be Kubrick to realize he shouldn't be on camera. 

 

When he suggested we move Rojo to LB I knew we were dealing with someone who may know routea and concepts, but nothing about players. 

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24 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

A). Ian Boyd knows a lot more about football than me.
 

B). I have liked reading his breakdowns in the past.
 

C). But you don't need to be anyone to realize he shouldn't be given any kind of fluency at all, even an etch-a-sketch. *

 

A) Wrong. wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong

B) you should see a doctor, get that checked out. Like immediately. 

C) FIFY

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5 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

They should push into YT shorts, IG reels, TikTok. Also “clips” content which is basically highlights of their content for the day or week or whatever time frame they choose are big time. A lot of the larger content creators have those channels setup with their editors. They just name the channel OTF clips. 

I agree. Make very short single-topic clips. We all want to consume the media but might not want to watch a whole 20 minute video. 

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2 hours ago, Mother mopar said:

I agree CJs grown on me. I like the shows without Bobby TBH. It seems to flow a bit smoother in dialog. Bobby seems to cut people off and then there's a weird ad read. The best shows are  CJ, Gerry and Rod, especially when Gerry is drinking.

Rod has grown on me, but you're correct that Bobby does cut people off and it's annoying as hell. Gerry will have a good comment coming up, and then Boom! Bobby has to get the last word in. 
 

However, I do prefer Bobby/Gerry/CJ  to any of the other shows. Occasionally I'll watch Longhorn Live Stream, but that's rare. They just seem to regurgitate the same stuff from C&F. But I'll watch anything with Gerry, and really my favorites are Gerry and CJ. They run smooth and they bounce off of each other really well. CJ has gotten much better in front of the camera (more confident); Gerry is Gerry, and he personally does all of the lifting for the show, imo. 

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2 minutes ago, Delta Charlie said:

OTF certainly gets the best guests. Finebaum, Lugenbill, Pate plus the former players. Tony Hills is freakin great.  

Concur. Love watching/listening to Tony Hills. Dude is such a great Longhorn. Loved seeing Baline Irby the other day. Glad to see he's doing well. 
 

Had he not gotten hurt, he could have been one of the greats. Hearing him talk about the UT/USC game and all his friends rooting for SC, and him watching David Thomas and that's when he knew he wanted to visit was awesome. Glad that he's still loving and living in Austin. 

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8 hours ago, Red Five said:


Look, I’m ultimately giving NancyS my banking information or a kidney, or both. I’m just trying to speed up the process.

I’m not reading over there enough to understand what’s happening with that poster. Is she actually attractive? Why is she always in the hospital? She’s otherwise a terrible poster from what I have read. 

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8 hours ago, Delta Charlie said:

OTF certainly gets the best guests. Finebaum, Lugenbill, Pate plus the former players. Tony Hills is freakin great.  

Finebaum is an SEC dick licking sycophant. Who gives a shit what that ass has to say about anything. Every word out of his mouth is based on an agenda. 

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35 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Finebaum is an SEC dick licking sycophant. Who gives a shit what that ass has to say about anything. Every word out of his mouth is based on an agenda. 

Ok,cool. But that doesn't really have any bearing on the guy's point. Finebaum is a known name in college sports, and he doesn't do lots of appearances on other shows that aren't ESPN based at this point. The point is, Burton gets fucking names on his show. CDC anyone? You can think Finebaum is a literal walking penis, which he is, and still recognize that he's bigger than most guests you're going to get on a 995ers streamer. 

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8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ok,cool. But that doesn't really have any bearing on the guy's point. Finebaum is a known name in college sports, and he doesn't do lots of appearances on other shows that aren't ESPN based at this point. The point is, Burton gets fucking names on his show. CDC anyone? You can think Finebaum is a literal walking penis, which he is, and still recognize that he's bigger than most guests you're going to get on a 995ers streamer. 

I love what the OTF guys are doing, but my focus in life is to shit on Finebaum whenever the opportunity presents itself. It's a vow I took when Texas to the SEC was announced.

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6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I love what the OTF guys are doing, but my focus in life is to shit on Finebaum whenever the opportunity presents itself. It's a vow I took when Texas to the SEC was announced.

Listen, I have zero interest in kink shaming here. Im just pointing out your last post was the equivalent of tourettes in regards to a segue. 

"I'm going to hit the grocery store."
"BEANS AND FRANKS"
"Well, ok, then.?

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Jarveaux is on the attack of Gerry haha

 

The "Like that list" quote is about a posters ranking of our opponents this season. 

 

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If we're going to drag shit from the other site over here, for those of us who don't bother reading past the 995 topical post, does someone want to post a fucking glossary or bibliography of who all these fucking posters y'all are referencing? Or, like, just not do it. 

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

If we're going to drag shit from the other site over here, for those of us who don't bother reading past the 995 topical post, does someone want to post a fucking glossary or bibliography of who all these fucking posters y'all are referencing? Or, like, just not do it. 

Imagine someone as old or older than Armybrat with the sunshine pumping of Imma about the McRib but with CTJ's attitude toward futureman(in this case Gerry)

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13 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I love what the OTF guys are doing, but my focus in life is to shit on Finebaum whenever the opportunity presents itself. It's a vow I took when Texas to the SEC was announced.

A man gotta have a code. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If we're going to drag shit from the other site over here, for those of us who don't bother reading past the 995 topical post, does someone want to post a fucking glossary or bibliography of who all these fucking posters y'all are referencing? Or, like, just not do it. 

It’s somewhat funny, Ebenezer. 

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1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

 

It’s somewhat funny, Ebenezer. 

This is pretty funny, considering you keep a spiral notepad with your personal rankings of the various performances of Ebenezer Scrooge across the decades. 

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Imagine someone as old or older than Armybrat with the sunshine pumping of Imma about the McRib but with CTJ's attitude toward futureman(in this case Gerry)

Did Gerry fuck his granddaughter or something and tweet the pics?

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9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This is pretty funny, considering you keep a spiral notepad with your personal rankings of the various performances of Ebenezer Scrooge across the decades. 

Did Gerry fuck his granddaughter or something and tweet the pics?

I'm not sure but in another thread titled about the Purdue transfer tight end update he went after Gerry there too about Quinn.

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I’m not reading over there enough to understand what’s happening with that poster. Is she actually attractive? Why is she always in the hospital? She’s otherwise a terrible poster from what I have read. 

Don't know. A ruse of some sort, I assume. 

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On 12/19/2024 at 8:44 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

I'm not sure but in another thread titled about the Purdue transfer tight end update he went after Gerry there too about Quinn.

I give Gerry credit for being bold enough to rightfully point out Ewers has been a disappointment this season. Whether by injury, regression, or most likely a mixture of both. He's been carried to 11 wins by the best defense in the country bailing him out in the 2nd half against Arkansas, against OU, 2nd half against Kentucky, and 2nd half against aggy. Michigan and CSU are the only productively complete games Ewers has played all year. That's a disgrace as a 3rd year starter. 

The hope for a title is that he gets his shit together for the playoffs, but that's a long shot. The realistic hope is he both produces and stops fucking up just enough for an elite defense to carry us to a title. 

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On 12/21/2024 at 12:27 AM, Hermanator said:

I give Gerry credit for being bold enough to rightfully point out Ewers has been a disappointment this season. Whether by injury, regression, or most likely a mixture of both. He's been carried to 11 wins by the best defense in the country bailing him out in the 2nd half against Arkansas, against OU, 2nd half against Kentucky, and 2nd half against aggy. Michigan and CSU are the only productively complete games Ewers has played all year. That's a disgrace as a 3rd year starter. 

The hope for a title is that he gets his shit together for the playoffs, but that's a long shot. The realistic hope is he both produces and stops fucking up just enough for an elite defense to carry us to a title. 

And Bobby keeps pointing out how it's Ewers who has carried this team to 12 wins each season. 
 

Wut?
 

Last I checked it was Murphy and Manning that won to get Ewers to 12 wins. Yes, the team has won 12 in the last two seasons, but Quinn himself has not. 

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11 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

And Bobby keeps pointing out how it's Ewers who has carried this team to 12 wins each season. 
 

Wut?
 

Last I checked it was Murphy and Manning that won to get Ewers to 12 wins. Yes, the team has won 12 in the last two seasons, but Quinn himself has not. 

I think it says a lot he's missed 5 games (counting UTSA since he played all of 1 series) in these 2 seasons and his backups are 5-0. 

He's been in a Stetson Bennett situation where just about every other aspect of the team built around him is either elite or borderline elite. He hasn't had to put the team on his back and push them to a win except in the SEC title game where he turned it over twice in the red zone. Hopefully we won't need him to do that at any time going forward. If this team had a playmaker at QB like Colt, VY, or even Ehlinger I think they'd be the overwhelming favorite. 

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oh man ppl think Bobby interrupts Gerry too much.. Longhorn Blitz.. whenever they had Matt start talking he would raise his voice if someone would try to interrupt.. but would also be the one interrupting Rod or Jeff on the regular..

 

despite all that, it was a solid show that covered games, recruiting, team news and previews of the next game.

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On 12/18/2024 at 4:12 PM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Part of me is baffled that you guys/ladies actually get on fb 

Then I remember you're all older and I guess fb is for older people? I dunno. I haven't been on there in years. Occasionally I'll get on IG, but that's where I draw the line. I don't care what anyone from HS is doing, I don't care what anyone from college is doing, I don't care what my family is doing. 

And fuuuuuuck Tik Tok. 


Well, in fairness, Facebook is one place at which you can read Traces of Texas. 😉

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On 12/18/2024 at 4:12 PM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Part of me is baffled that you guys/ladies actually get on fb 

Then I remember you're all older and I guess fb is for older people? I dunno. I haven't been on there in years. Occasionally I'll get on IG, but that's where I draw the line. I don't care what anyone from HS is doing, I don't care what anyone from college is doing, I don't care what my family is doing. 

And fuuuuuuck Tik Tok. 

I felt shitty that the olds made FB so cluttered and dull (here's my new grandbaby! I ran my ninth 10k, The Geriacstravazana! Yummy pancakes. Here's an article I read that you should read.) that youth fled from the reminders of the general dullness that life has waiting for them.

I occasionally go on FB to spread my insufferable bloviations somewhere else to give you guys a break. It's disappointing that so few people write or share anything interesting. I don't care what you read that made you feel blessed to live in Tomball.

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12 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I felt shitty that the olds made FB so cluttered and dull (here's my new grandbaby! I ran my ninth 10k, The Geriacstravazana! Yummy pancakes. Here's an article I read that you should read.) that youth fled from the reminders of the general dullness that life has waiting for them.

I occasionally go on FB to spread my insufferable bloviations somewhere else to give you guys a break. It's disappointing that so few people write or share anything interesting. I don't care what you read that made you feel blessed to live in Tomball.

Yeah, I don't even bother checking on it anymore. I honestly can't remember the last time I looked. I don't care that you moved, or that your son graduated. Stop spamming my page with shit about how if you eat peanuts you'll live longer. Just dumb shit like that. Just a bunch of morons that I can't believe I used to hang out with. 

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