$9.95 worth every penny

[SydneyCarton 48108]

19 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I give it a month before we see her on the sugar baby thread...I cant comprehend what Uncle boobs would do to that poor woman

1.) Pretty sure she's too old to qualify for that website. I mean, probably not, but you get the point: she's no sugar baby
2.) Again, not that it matters, but she's married.
3.) I feel like OnlyFans is the more likely destination. 

[Machinator 32099]

Roach opines on the important issues.

 

[texifornia 56973]

I'll cut him some slack, that is a HORRIBLE list

[golfclap 6903]

2 morons don't make a right

[RGBIII 22840]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I'll cut him some slack, that is a HORRIBLE list

Waffle House at 20 and Subway at a 60 is all I needed to see. I won’t let myself get heated over this list (he tells himself before preceding to get heated at the list) I mean fucking Zaxbys and Sonic on the same tier. I’m offended

[LTtxfan 49196]

54 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Waffle House at 20 and Subway at a 60 is all I needed to see. I won’t let myself get heated over this list (he tells himself before preceding to get heated at the list) I mean fucking Zaxbys and Sonic on the same tier. I’m offended

Yeah Waffle House at the bottom Wtf...

And where's this diner ???

[texifornia 56973]

Roach, my dude, at a certain point this shit gets creepy and weird

 

[RGBIII 22840]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Roach, my dude, at a certain point this shit gets creepy and weird

 

That’s a Fucking Cub Scout meeting

[Blackcat00 759]

10 hours ago, Red Five said:

Look at my big tits I mean um something about wearing flannel. 

One bit everyone knows the rules. 7.1

Edited March 11, 2021 by Blackcat00

[Sal 1088]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Roach opines on the important issues.

 

Del Taco, White Castle, and Long John Silver's are truly awful. Even at $0.69 per taco, I don't know a single Californian that likes Del Taco. 

[SydneyCarton 48108]

9 hours ago, RGBIII said:

That’s a Fucking Cub Scout meeting

Actually, when you put it that way Mike Roach makes a lot more sense now. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9116]

11 hours ago, RGBIII said:

I mean fucking Zaxbys and Sonic on the same tier. I’m offended

I'm genuinely curious which of these offends you.vThey're both bullshit, but for very different reasons.

I threw in the towel after Taco Bell over literally anything

[closetojumping 62738]

25 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I'm genuinely curious which of these offends you.vThey're both bullshit, but for very different reasons.

I threw in the towel after Taco Bell over literally anything

Taco Bell is one of the only things listed that even belongs there. If you’re going fast food, go delicious and grim. Of course, the now lack of the Mexican Pizza does change the equation some. 

Also, I’m guessing @Newy25 clicked on this thread, saw that list, and collapsed in a massive stroke as the surge of indignant rage coursed through his body. 

[ClubWhatever 12144]

I would prefer to see these chains ranked on likelihood they will exist following a thermonuclear apocalypse. I think Burger King and Bojangles would be near the top of that last.  

[NoName 16352]

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I would prefer to see these chains ranked on likelihood they will exist following a thermonuclear apocalypse. I think Burger King and Bojangles would be near the top of that last.  

have to assume the same about waffle house

[SydneyCarton 48108]

About the only things on that list that make any sense in their respective locations to me are Taco Bell and Jersey Mike’s. That’s it. Some other joints belong on that list, sure, but not where they’re currently silo’d. Listen, I actually like Chipotle just fine, but when it almost kills a bunch of folks in half a dozen states it probably shouldn’t be listed at the tip top of any list unless it’s a hospital count. 
 

Edited March 11, 2021 by SydneyCarton

[RGBIII 22840]

57 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I'm genuinely curious which of these offends you.vThey're both bullshit, but for very different reasons.

I threw in the towel after Taco Bell over literally anything

Zaxbys is great, their chicken strips with zaxs sauce is great and they make a decent bones less wing. Sonic only exists for their drinks and deserts, the rest of their food is like eating cardboard 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9116]

19 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Taco Bell is one of the only things listed that even belongs there. If you’re going fast food, go delicious and grim. Of course, the now lack of the Mexican Pizza does change the equation some. 

I was at a Taco Bell in Virginia and they told me that they were unable to make a beef taco as the MEAT HOSE WAS BROKEN.

walkinwalkout.gif

If you really want to experience the current state of the poors, the answer is subway. 

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9116]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Zaxbys is great, their chicken strips with zaxs sauce is great and they make a decent bones less wing. Sonic only exists for their drinks and deserts, the rest of their food is like eating cardboard 

Zaxby's is for white girls who's fathers don't let them go to Popeyes. 

[RGBIII 22840]

Just now, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Zaxby's is for white girls who's fathers don't let them go to Popeyes. 

Oh it’s definitely not my favorite chicken joint but to be compared to something entirely inedible is maddening. Popeyes is an 80 tier for me with Canes and KFC a 70. I fucking love fried chicken

[texifornia 56973]

27 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I was at a Taco Bell in Virginia and they told me that they were unable to make a beef taco as the MEAT HOSE WAS BROKEN.

walkinwalkout.gif

If you really want to experience the current state of the poors, the answer is subway. 

 

I don't go into Taco Bell because I expect Wagyu steak, I go because I'm drunk and sometimes a Baja chalupa just hits different.

[Viper 12109]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

I don't go into Taco Bell because I expect Wagyu steak, I go because I'm drunk and sometimes a Baja chalupa just hits different.

taco bell hasn't offered the baja chalupa in something like 15 years

[texifornia 56973]

Just now, Viper said:

taco bell hasn't offered the baja chalupa in something like 15 years

Damn, really? I ate too many of those in high school - it was the big after-surf move at the Pacifica Taco Bell.

I guess any remotely recent one I've eaten has been the inferior chalupa supreme.

[Viper 12109]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Damn, really? I ate too many of those in high school - it was the big after-surf move at the Pacifica Taco Bell.

I guess any remotely recent one I've eaten has been the inferior chalupa supreme.

yeah I ate way too many in the Union during college and it was very much missed. 

[closetojumping 62738]

I always enjoy it when someone runs down Taco Bell. Challenge them on it even a bit and then they either readily admit that they secretly also crave it sometimes, or that their mother never let them eat anything but broccoli and salad as a child. 

[Thiefery 4995]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Oh it’s definitely not my favorite chicken joint but to be compared to something entirely inedible is maddening. Popeyes is an 80 tier for me with Canes and KFC a 70. I fucking love fried chicken

You and EJ Holland would make an epic podcast when it comes to food joints

[Lonestar88 4664]

Taco Bell is fine as long as you aren't pretending that it’s Mexican food. It’s just “beef” and cheese in various diabolical combinations and sometimes that’s all you want.

Chipotle is more pathetic imo, they’re actually trying.

 

[texifornia 56973]

1 minute ago, Lonestar88 said:

Taco Bell is fine as long as you aren't pretending that it’s Mexican food. It’s just “beef” and cheese in various diabolical combinations and sometimes that’s all you want.

Chipotle is more pathetic imo, they’re actually trying.

 

Sure but Chipotle actually tastes pretty good sober. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10243]

Taco Bell's Nacho fries are there greatest creation hands down.  Damn they are good

 

[closetohumping 17442]

Look, Taco bell's crispy taco supreme tastes fine.  There's nothing wrong with it.  Sorry, not sorry.

[Lonestar88 4664]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Sure but Chipotle actually tastes pretty good sober. 

 

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Zaxby's is for white girls who's fathers don't let them go to Popeyes. 

Replace Zaxbys with Chipotle and Popeyes with any Mexican food joint that actually uses spices and peppers and that’s how I feel about it.

Chipotle tastes bland as hell to me.

[closetojumping 62738]

Regarding Chipotle, I've never eaten there. I never had much interest when there were better burrito choices nearby. Then they starting killing people. It's like Blue Bell. I've never understood how either group survived the aftermath of their systemic negligence ending lives.

I remember the expose on the grocery chain when I was in junior high where they were bleaching and food-coloring aging meat. I think 60 Minutes did the work. Food Lion or something. I feel like that became an overnight national controversy and ultimately drove them out of business. Drove them out of where I lived, at least, and I mean fucking quick. They were a new store, then they were gone in less than 2 years and directly following that shit. I guess I could Wiki it and see, but that's not the point.

It's like people gave a shit about, you know, people being manslaughtered by food providers, and then the age of Internet Everywhere showed up and the saturation of constant shitty information has led to no one fully giving a fuck any more. "Meh, Chipotle killed people, but they make a semi-mediocre burrito, so fuck it, I'll go there while passing every other equally shitty fast food shack that didn't kill people as far as I know." Okay then. #AndyRooney

[RGBIII 22840]

Ordered taco bell mid podcast last night. Zero regrets. My go to is #7 (quesadilla with crunchy taco) plus a quesorito and nacho fries

[texifornia 56973]

7 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

 

Replace Zaxbys with Chipotle and Popeyes with any Mexican food joint that actually uses spices and peppers and that’s how I feel about it.

Chipotle tastes bland as hell to me.

Yeah, it's far from exciting, but it does the job, and it doesn't have that greasy feeling a lot of fast food has since nothing in it's fried.

[Fud 9552]

Chipotle fucks 

[RGBIII 22840]

5 minutes ago, Fud said:

Chipotle fucks 

Freebirds is a billion times better based on queso alone

[Fud 9552]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Freebirds is a billion times better based on queso alone

I'm not going to an American burrito joint for the queso. Freebirds has more options, Chipotle tastes better 

[Thiefery 4995]

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Regarding Chipotle, I've never eaten there. I never had much interest when there were better burrito choices nearby. Then they starting killing people. It's like Blue Bell. I've never understood how either group survived the aftermath of their systemic negligence ending lives.

I remember the expose on the grocery chain when I was in junior high where they were bleaching and food-coloring aging meat. I think 60 Minutes did the work. Food Lion or something. I feel like that became an overnight national controversy and ultimately drove them out of business. Drove them out of where I lived, at least, and I mean fucking quick. They were a new store, then they were gone in less than 2 years and directly following that shit. I guess I could Wiki it and see, but that's not the point.

It's like people gave a shit about, you know, people being manslaughtered by food providers, and then the age of Internet Everywhere showed up and the saturation of constant shitty information has led to no one fully giving a fuck any more. "Meh, Chipotle killed people, but they make a semi-mediocre burrito, so fuck it, I'll go there while passing every other equally shitty fast food shack that didn't kill people as far as I know." Okay then. #AndyRooney

damn.. i frequent Food Lion during the week when I forget something on Sundays (Kroger shopping).. had no idea that happened.  Also as I'm in the process of moving, I too had nachos bell grande for dinner last night as I ate alone in the upstairs playroom  

[futureman 22466]

2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Zaxby's is for white girls who's fathers don't let them go to Popeyes. 

whose

[Mason Ramsey 3373]

59 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Freebirds is a billion times better based on queso alone

This. Cabo Bob's is also better than Chipotle by a lot

[Scholz 11943]

I dissent.  The last 2 times I got queso from Freebirds it had approximately 2 lbs of salt/oz.  It was inedible.  Meanwhile Chipotle has that delicious queso blanco.  Fight me.

[RollLeft 5045]

1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

damn.. i frequent Food Lion during the week when I forget something on Sundays (Kroger shopping).. had no idea that happened.  Also as I'm in the process of moving, I too had nachos bell grande for dinner last night as I ate alone in the upstairs playroom  

So are you one of the new analyst on the team or what;)?   

[RGBIII 22840]

4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I dissent.  The last 2 times I got queso from Freebirds it had approximately 2 lbs of salt/oz.  It was inedible.  Meanwhile Chipotle has that delicious queso blanco.  Fight me.

How much did chipotle pay you for this post? I had their queso once and that was more than enough for me. Tastes like the bottom of the crockpot after its been sitting out for 7-8 hours, I never knew queso could be crunchy until I ate chipotle queso

[Scholz 11943]

11 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

How much did chipotle pay you for this post? I had their queso once and that was more than enough for me. Tastes like the bottom of the crockpot after its been sitting out for 7-8 hours, I never knew queso could be crunchy until I ate chipotle queso

If only Chipotle would pay me to eat their delicious fare.  Plus, aggys rave about Freebirds like it's theirs so that's very off putting to me.

[Fud 9552]

24 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I dissent.  The last 2 times I got queso from Freebirds it had approximately 2 lbs of salt/oz.  It was inedible.  Meanwhile Chipotle has that delicious queso blanco.  Fight me.

Look I'm a chipotle white knight, but their queso is melted cheese-wiz 

[Blackcat00 759]

3 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Zaxby's is for white girls who's fathers don't let them go to Popeyes. 

I'd put a Sonic cheeseburger behind Whataburger. Highly underrated. 

[RGBIII 22840]

33 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

I'd put a Sonic cheeseburger behind Whataburger. Highly underrated. 

[Blackcat00 759]

29 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Keep telling yourself that.

[CurlyDumps 4471]

Chipotle's meat looks like  a cross between canned dog food and something that's been sitting out for two hours at a Shoney's lunch buffet.

[Burt Macklin 19026]

3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Ordered taco bell mid podcast last night. Zero regrets. My go to is #7 (quesadilla with crunchy taco) plus a quesorito and nacho fries and then the shitter for about 30 solid, well actually liquid, minutes. 

FIFY