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Of all the dumbass names on this, some POS parent named their kid Katie Morgan.  Lots of people looking to hire her are going to get a visit from HR.

Ms. Stephanie Smith, Principal of Dallas County High School announces the honor roll for the First 9-week grading period of the 2018-2019 school term.

9th Grade A Honor Roll: Karleigh Allday, Shydai Andrews, Jacoby Carter, Matthew Carter, Joy Cook, Natalie Epperson, Terry King, Donnie Martin, Ty’Shaye McCary, Xavier McGee, Dylon Morgan, Logan Nardei, Aya Otifah, Mackenzie Purdy, Hayden Roberts, Fulani Shelton, Anna Grace Small, Autumn Sturdivant, Amari Thomas, Parker Weatherly, Avant Williams.   A/B Honor Roll: Perla Sanchez, Lindsay Bishop, Joshua Brown, Keaisha Carter, Thomas Dempsey, Brody Eiland, Andee Fancher, Matthew Farmer, Wesley Friday, Kelsey Hale, Ma’Taya Hasberry, Salma Holmes, Charlie Jenkins, Ja’Marious Johnson, Ny’Aswia Johnson, Marvion Jones, Emily Limbaugh, Steven McCullough, Kameron Meyer, Katilyn Meynardie, Victoria Moss, Derrica Peterson, Marquavious Pullom, Matthew Ray, Emily Reed, Seth Robinson, Talandria Robinson, Hanna Rose, Jarvis Shields, Katelyn Sims, Kaylin Stanberry, Jalen Walker, Ja’Michael York.

10th Grade A Honor Roll: Sherena Braxton, Kristalyn Briggins, Sherilyn Briggins, Abreanna Bruno Gray, Jacob Davis, Steven Do, Alexis Goodman, Madison Hale, Alicia Jackson, Ellen Kendrick, Ryan Lennox, Kim’Misha McGhee, Jasmine Pilgrim, Joshua Tate, Abrielle Wright.  A/B Honor Roll: Jaquan Alexander, Nakeisha Atchison, Katerika Bell, Ragan Cleckler, Shalencia Coleman, Madison Converse, Caitlin Cregar, David Devone, Kloie Dunagan, Madison Headley, Hunter Hinkeldey, Jeremy Holman, Anthony Howard, Janya Howard, India Jackson, Jasmine Jackson,Jeremiah Johnson, Ja’Nautica Jones, Megan Julian, Malaka Lewis, Alysse May, Breanna McGary, Kelvonne Mitchell, Steven Moyes, Shaliyah Myers, Jakhiren Olds, Brooklyn Pouncey, Makayla Primm, Kyndal Smith, Makayla Smith, Nikierra Tabb, Rosalyn Talton, Keith Thomas, Sydney Underwood, Brandon Wade, Spencer Walker, Alijah Wilson, Caitlyn Wilson.

11th Grade A Honor Roll: Karly Bennett, Kellie Do, Mary Kathryn Edwards, Alyssa Frederick, Todd Gibbs, Marshall McCary, Kelinthia Mitchell, Zakia Scott, Tamia Sharpe, Caleb Threadgill, Emily Threadgill, Deon White.

A/B Honor Roll: Rachel Breland, Jayln Callens, Keenan Coleman, Jamicia Crusoe, Marissa Cunningham, Analeise Desch, Joshua Duncan, Steven Duncan, Keyonce’ Furlow, Montana Goodman, Ibrahim Holmes, Ja’kobe Jackson, Taylor Mann, Shakira Marshall, Seleta McCloud, Jania McGee, Carl McGhee, Ja’reione Melton, Katie Morgan, Kyeria Peeples, Integrity Sigers, Michael Sims, Corri Spiegner, Braxton Talbot, Precious Vaughn, Ja’meria Watts, Josephine Whitman, De’Ajenae Wilson, Jeremy York.

12th Grade Honor Roll: Alexis Adams, Morgan Byrum, Jamiah Cleveland, Hayden Cole, Mckenzie Harris, Janna Helms, Aubria Jackson, Preston McGee, Jameson Nelson, Elisabeth Parrish, Freddrick Simmons, Hunter Towns.

A/B Honor Roll: Hannah Adams, Emily Bayne, Jordan Beaton, Nikki Beckjorden, Taylor Cockrell, Kelauney Coleman, Ciara Dennis, Randy Doss, Austin Fancher, Zantia Friday, Kaydreona Graham, Bradley Gray, La’Jada Grayson, Zachary Greene, Lloyd Ivory, Shemiriah Jackson, Jaela Lewis, Zykeria Martin, Cameron McCord, Brenden McIntosh, Enya Mobley, Ethan Moffett, Elina Oglesby, Terrika Royal, Logan Small, Sky Smith, Steven Smith, Trey Vickery, Austin Vines, Darrell White, Marshaun Williams, Earl Witherspoon, Kamari Youngquist.

https://www.selmatimesjournal.com/2018/10/23/dchs-names-first-9-week-honor-roll/?bwtw=1#

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13 hours ago, retsevlys said:

Of all the dumbass names on this, some POS parent named their kid Katie Morgan.  Lots of people looking to hire her are going to get a visit from HR.

Ms. Stephanie Smith, Principal of Dallas County High School announces the honor roll for the First 9-week grading period of the 2018-2019 school term.

9th Grade A Honor Roll: Karleigh Allday, Shydai Andrews, Jacoby Carter, Matthew Carter, Joy Cook, Natalie Epperson, Terry King, Donnie Martin, Ty’Shaye McCary, Xavier McGee, Dylon Morgan, Logan Nardei, Aya Otifah, Mackenzie Purdy, Hayden Roberts, Fulani Shelton, Anna Grace Small, Autumn Sturdivant, Amari Thomas, Parker Weatherly, Avant Williams.   A/B Honor Roll: Perla Sanchez, Lindsay Bishop, Joshua Brown, Keaisha Carter, Thomas Dempsey, Brody Eiland, Andee Fancher, Matthew Farmer, Wesley Friday, Kelsey Hale, Ma’Taya Hasberry, Salma Holmes, Charlie Jenkins, Ja’Marious Johnson, Ny’Aswia Johnson, Marvion Jones, Emily Limbaugh, Steven McCullough, Kameron Meyer, Katilyn Meynardie, Victoria Moss, Derrica Peterson, Marquavious Pullom, Matthew Ray, Emily Reed, Seth Robinson, Talandria Robinson, Hanna Rose, Jarvis Shields, Katelyn Sims, Kaylin Stanberry, Jalen Walker, Ja’Michael York.

10th Grade A Honor Roll: Sherena Braxton, Kristalyn Briggins, Sherilyn Briggins, Abreanna Bruno Gray, Jacob Davis, Steven Do, Alexis Goodman, Madison Hale, Alicia Jackson, Ellen Kendrick, Ryan Lennox, Kim’Misha McGhee, Jasmine Pilgrim, Joshua Tate, Abrielle Wright.  A/B Honor Roll: Jaquan Alexander, Nakeisha Atchison, Katerika Bell, Ragan Cleckler, Shalencia Coleman, Madison Converse, Caitlin Cregar, David Devone, Kloie Dunagan, Madison Headley, Hunter Hinkeldey, Jeremy Holman, Anthony Howard, Janya Howard, India Jackson, Jasmine Jackson,Jeremiah Johnson, Ja’Nautica Jones, Megan Julian, Malaka Lewis, Alysse May, Breanna McGary, Kelvonne Mitchell, Steven Moyes, Shaliyah Myers, Jakhiren Olds, Brooklyn Pouncey, Makayla Primm, Kyndal Smith, Makayla Smith, Nikierra Tabb, Rosalyn Talton, Keith Thomas, Sydney Underwood, Brandon Wade, Spencer Walker, Alijah Wilson, Caitlyn Wilson.

11th Grade A Honor Roll: Karly Bennett, Kellie Do, Mary Kathryn Edwards, Alyssa Frederick, Todd Gibbs, Marshall McCary, Kelinthia Mitchell, Zakia Scott, Tamia Sharpe, Caleb Threadgill, Emily Threadgill, Deon White.

A/B Honor Roll: Rachel Breland, Jayln Callens, Keenan Coleman, Jamicia Crusoe, Marissa Cunningham, Analeise Desch, Joshua Duncan, Steven Duncan, Keyonce’ Furlow, Montana Goodman, Ibrahim Holmes, Ja’kobe Jackson, Taylor Mann, Shakira Marshall, Seleta McCloud, Jania McGee, Carl McGhee, Ja’reione Melton, Katie Morgan, Kyeria Peeples, Integrity Sigers, Michael Sims, Corri Spiegner, Braxton Talbot, Precious Vaughn, Ja’meria Watts, Josephine Whitman, De’Ajenae Wilson, Jeremy York.

12th Grade Honor Roll: Alexis Adams, Morgan Byrum, Jamiah Cleveland, Hayden Cole, Mckenzie Harris, Janna Helms, Aubria Jackson, Preston McGee, Jameson Nelson, Elisabeth Parrish, Freddrick Simmons, Hunter Towns.

A/B Honor Roll: Hannah Adams, Emily Bayne, Jordan Beaton, Nikki Beckjorden, Taylor Cockrell, Kelauney Coleman, Ciara Dennis, Randy Doss, Austin Fancher, Zantia Friday, Kaydreona Graham, Bradley Gray, La’Jada Grayson, Zachary Greene, Lloyd Ivory, Shemiriah Jackson, Jaela Lewis, Zykeria Martin, Cameron McCord, Brenden McIntosh, Enya Mobley, Ethan Moffett, Elina Oglesby, Terrika Royal, Logan Small, Sky Smith, Steven Smith, Trey Vickery, Austin Vines, Darrell White, Marshaun Williams, Earl Witherspoon, Kamari Youngquist.

https://www.selmatimesjournal.com/2018/10/23/dchs-names-first-9-week-honor-roll/?bwtw=1#

it's a family name.

 

Counter point. Integrity Sigers.   That's just a straight shooter with upper..........

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There are some absolute gems on that Dallas County list.  Some of my favorites...

 
Marquavious Pullom
Ragan Cleckler
Ja’Nautica Jones
Jakhiren Olds
Nikierra Tabb
Ja’reione Melton
Precious Vaughn
Kamari Youngquist
Trey Vickery
Steven Smith, BYU (seriously, he's on the list) 
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