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Veep (final season) - March 31

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15 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The show kind of a took a dark turn there having Andrew murdered. Still really funny, but Selina is depraved at this point. 

MUCH better than last season thus far. 

 

"You don't look like a chicken caesar salad and a Miller Lite".

 

 

7 hours ago, Js1 said:

No body = I don’t believe it. Maybe Selina/Splett does win and Andrew pops up and BAM, Richard is now president. 

 

Agreed. 

 

 

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Oh yeah and:

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Holy shit, Bruckheimer, when you get an abortion, you're supposed to leave the mangled fetus at the clinic, not staple it to the skeleton of a gay condor and run it for president.

 

 

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Just now, Red Five said:

I was half in the bag but wasn't there a line from Selina about her thinking the kid's name was Ping Pong? 

Yes. Mike says "bye bye ping pong" and Selina goes "Oh that's a cute name, are you going to keep it?" 

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The writing on this show, and the delivery of the lines by the actors, are beyond any comedy I've ever watched.  Arrested Development and Curb are up there, but pale in comparison to Veep imo.  I can't wait to binge the entire series again as soon as it's over in a couple of weeks.

This one wasn't even close to the best line last week, but still had me rolling:

There's just so many things I still want to do for the good people here in Lurlene, like my own pet issue, which, as many of you know, is pet issues.

Also:

Rosa was deported this morning.
They identified her from details in your speech.
Well, that's impossible, because I made her up.
Well, no, actually, ma'am, there's a Rosa Sanchez in Tennessee who has four kids and the exact same dead-end jobs.
Oh, my God, you conjured her! Yeah, right out of my Stephen Glass-hole.

 

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4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Underrated line was when the woman she got deported referred to her as "President Montez."

Oh that must be your mother.

That's my sister.

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Tomato, mulato
Finnish furburger
Manhattan Date Rape Mystery
Stack of retarded raccoons in a trench coat
Those sandwiches aren’t going to finger themselves
Two Osama Bin Shits

And Richard Splett is totally going to be the deciding vote at the convention, right?

And choose Kemi because he can’t choose between Selina and Jonah.

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13 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Tomato, mulato
Finnish furburger
Manhattan Date Rape Mystery
Stack of retarded raccoons in a trench coat
Those sandwiches aren’t going to finger themselves
Two Osama Bin Shits

And Richard Splett is totally going to be the deciding vote at the convention, right?

And choose Kemi because he can’t choose between Selina and Jonah.

Splett will be the compromise choice somehow 

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12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Michael McKean crushed it 

You know who is going to be Ag Sec? This pig fucker. 

Oh I didn’t know that was a requirement for the job. 

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3 hours ago, Js1 said:

You won’t have a Gary in prison. 

OH I WILL be there 

i was just about to post this.  i lost it.

although i think he said, "no no, i'll be there."

classic subtle gary.

 

that was a great story.

yep, had a beginning, middle, an end, and a lesson.

 

so many great lines, can't wait to rewatch.

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6 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

The lecture from Minna on labeling your food in the fridge nearly killed me.  I totally lost it on “see, I have written Minna here, in permanent marker...”

I could just watch and entire of show of Selena and Minna getting on each others' nerves.  They are amazing together.

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1 hour ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Oh and what about some more gold from Uncle Jeff:

“I can’t believe you gave him chikenpox. I always pegged you as an AIDS guy”

I’ll pay double if you have a dick 

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On 4/29/2019 at 11:36 AM, sidis said:

the 7/11 truthers were pointing out there weren't any jews in the store.

splett is going to have a meteoric rise and win the presidency.

telling you...this is where this is going.  and meyer is going to end up vp.

 

"uhhh, yeah dan, we've met."

"oh! that's right, you two know each other...classic eagan move."

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

im curious if that was uncle jeff's swan song for this series ?

i kinda hope so.  i know i'm in the minority, but for me he's a 'small doses' type of character.

minna however, i could watch an entire spinoff.  she cracks me up.

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