Top 5 candy rankings

[Don Johnson 4,745]

Do different colored skittles taste different? I've never had less than 12 in mouth at the same time.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

2 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Real list:

 

1) Reese's PB cups

2) Twix

3) Butterfinger

4) Nestle Crunch fuck yeah

5) NERDS.

Nope sorry ....... you already made yer list and yer stuck with it....

[elfenix 34,171]

1) reese's PB trees
2) reese's PB eggs
3) the big reese's PB cups with the reese's pieces in them
4) reese's PB cups
5) reese's miniature cups (not the tiny ones) with reese's pieces in them

trees and eggs have a higher peanut butter to chocolate ratio than the cups

Edited February 19, 2019 by elfenix

[Carl Spackler 3,461]

1.  Bergen

2.  Clark

3.  Charms

4.  Loving

5.  Maldonado

   

[Carl Spackler 3,461]

35 minutes ago, elfenix said:

1) reese's PB trees
2) reese's PB eggs
3) the big reese's PB cups with the reese's pieces in them
4) reese's PB cups
5) reese's miniature cups (not the tiny ones) with reese's pieces in them

trees and eggs have a higher peanut butter to chocolate ratio than the cups

I'm sensing a trend here.

[Underdog 28,447]

1 hour ago, Don Johnson said:

 I've never had less than 12 in mouth at the same time.

Dad?

[Carl Spackler 3,461]

Fo realz:

1.  Snickers Almond

2.  Baby Ruth

3.  Snickers

4.  Reese's PB Cup

5.  Pearson's Salted Nut Roll

Honorable mention:  Cadbury Creme Egg; Payday; Twix; SweeTarts; Nestle Crunch.

Best chocolate bar I've ever had = Milka.  Too bad not readily available here. 

[RMac5 1,550]

Wife’s homemade pralines trumps all.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

1. Reese’s PBC

2. Peanut M&Ms

3. Starburst

The rest are interchangeable 

[hookem2010 2,599]

1) reese's PB trees
2) reese's PB eggs
3) the big reese's PB cups with the reese's pieces in them
4) reese's PB cups
5) reese's miniature cups (not the tiny ones) with reese's pieces in them
trees and eggs have a higher peanut butter to chocolate ratio than the cups

I can't believe it took 55 posts for someone to post the correct list. The chocolate:PB ratio is what makes the candy. The minis suck compared to the perfect Easter/Christmas versions, but are still superior to most other candies. Following reese's entire catalogue...
2) Twix
3) Sour patch kids
4) Peanut m&m's
5) Snickers

[elfenix 34,171]

13 minutes ago, RMac5 said:

Wife’s homemade pralines trumps all.

i had your wife's praline last night

[futureman 22,414]

15 minutes ago, RMac5 said:

Wife’s homemade pralines trumps all.

agreed.  your wife is a hell of a cook. 

[RMac5 1,550]

She told me, said it was the version without nuts.

[Guest]

1) Reese’s Cups, the big mofos.

2) Zero bar.

3) Spree

4) Runts

5) Heath bar

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

i had your wife's praline last night

Yeah, I ain’t including homemade shit, or NONEof the commercial stuff would be listed.

[4th and 5 4,914]

Jolly Ranchers

Thin Mints

fuck all the rest

[Guest]

Not something that is really indulgent like a big fat Reese’s, but an Atomic Fireball can be very satisfying...

 

especially on road trips.

[SHOOTER12 8,788]

36 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Dad?

Or did you mean mom?

[immortal13 4,059]

Skittles fucking suck

[The Dude 1,244]

4 hours ago, texasdago said:

You Americans need Smarties, Euro style... and Kinder Eggs. 

Oh shit yeah,kinder schoko bons are like crack

[Underdog 28,447]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Or did you mean mom?

Mom’s name wasn’t Don.  It was Harry...  Harry Johnson. 

[Dbeasy 14,965]

1. Heath bar

2. Butterfinger

3. Twix

4. Reece’s Peanut Butter Cup

5. Baby Ruth

6. $100,000 bar

7. Nestle Crunch

8. Hershey Chocolate

9. Snickers

10. M&ms

11.+ all non chocolate candies

 

Note: the whole list is worse because of companies screwing up the formulas over the last ten years.

 

Edit: ooh, put toblerone ahead of em all.

[Surly Bevo 24,696]

1.  Twix

2.  Reeses PB Cups

3.  Nerds

4.  Snickers

5.  Hershey Candy Coated Chocolate Eggs

 

Honorable mention to the Sour Patch Kids and Starburst Jelly Beans

Edited February 20, 2019 by Surly Bevo

[Brew 3,045]

4 hours ago, elfenix said:

1) reese's PB trees
2) reese's PB eggs
3) the big reese's PB cups with the reese's pieces in them
4) reese's PB cups
5) reese's miniature cups (not the tiny ones) with reese's pieces in them

trees and eggs have a higher peanut butter to chocolate ratio than the cups

I celebrate your entire catalog. Each of the Reese’s holiday varieties are better than the cups whether it is hearts (currently in the pantry), eggs (will be in the pantry next), trees (recently left the pantry), etc. Past that I’m going with Butterfingers and Kit Kats.

Edited February 20, 2019 by Brew

[Incredulity 11,563]

I will murder a Big Hunk if given the opportunity.

[Mr.Hovis 68]

I like the dark chocolate bars that are spicy and with caramel/sea salt. Brand doesn't matter, wife will buy a bunch of these from World Market, Trader Joe's etc. Same with chocolate nuts and cashews in particular. Still enjoy a Butterfinger too. 

[Mr.Hovis 68]

5 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I will murder a Big Hunk if given the opportunity.

Well, a Big Hunk will murder any dental work, so that's fair.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,724]

Not a single mention of Reese’s Pieces?

You all should be forced to watch a Derka play by play basketball game for your sins.

[elfenix 34,171]

58 minutes ago, Brew said:

I celebrate your entire catalog. Each of the Reese’s holiday varieties are better than the cups whether it is hearts (currently in the pantry), eggs (will be in the pantry next), trees (recently left the pantry), etc. Past that I’m going with Butterfingers and Kit Kats.

i totally forgot about hearts.  probably too late to find some on clearance.  i've still got 2 trays of trees though, so i'll last through until easter clearance.

[ChickenSandwich 9,798]

Always fascinating to see Heath Bar on these list. Not sure if troll or serious. Truly the candy corn of candy bars. 

[Okie State 3,788]

Skittles
Starburst
Sour Patch Kids
Airheads
Baby Ruth

[spystud13 2,371]

^ One of those is not like the others. 

[cactusflinthead 27,594]

13 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Always fascinating to see Heath Bar on these list. Not sure if troll or serious. Truly the candy corn of candy bars. 

Name me another decent mass produced toffee. Cannot include skor or roca.

 

[Surly Bevo 24,696]

21 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

^ One of those is not like the others. 

 

[davidg 4,025]

1 hour ago, spystud13 said:

^ One of those is not like the others. 

And

Frozen Milky Way Minis

Twix Bar

Rolos (would say Marathon bar if you could still easily get in the US)

Watermelon Jolly Ranchers

Orange Tootsie Pops

 

Edited February 20, 2019 by davidg

[HookEm 2,444]

I don't know much in this world, but I know that Twizzlers suck ass.

[Jack Straw 2,953]

13 hours ago, slorch said:

1) Reese’s Cups, the big mofos.

around the holidays, they put out ones that are a half pound each.  i've only seen them at office depot.  

[SurlyORama 164]

6 hours ago, HookEm said:

I don't know much in this world, but I know that Twizzlers suck ass.

imgur

[hopkinsnhorns 533]

Always fascinating to see Heath Bar on these list. Not sure if troll or serious. Truly the candy corn of candy bars. 

Wrong /Trump


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[Jack Straw 2,953]

10 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Always fascinating to see Heath Bar on these list. Not sure if troll or serious. Truly the candy corn of candy bars. 

worst opinion ever

[Kennythetiger 9,334]

16 hours ago, elfenix said:

1) reese's PB trees
2) reese's PB eggs
3) the big reese's PB cups with the reese's pieces in them
4) reese's PB cups
5) reese's miniature cups (not the tiny ones) with reese's pieces in them

trees and eggs have a higher peanut butter to chocolate ratio than the cups

Have you tried the Reese's Blast (I think that's what it's called) at Dairy Queen?  Two thumbs up.

[DallasHorn26 585]

1. Snickers

2. Reese's

3. Zero Bar

4. Skor/Heath

5. Sour Patch Kids/Straws

 

Honorable Mention:

Butterfinger, white chocolate kit kats, Sweet Tarts, 

[mycox 582]

cherry sours aren't on anyone's list?

[Not that Bob 734]

Can we count fancy have to order it shit? If so Enstrom Toffee. Store bought has never been the same since someone gave me some Enstrom, thereby ruining the enjoyment of any other candy. 

[idigTexas 2,266]

1. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
2. Nestle's Crunch
3. Pay Day
4. Baby Ruth
5. Twix

The order can change, depending on mood.

Oh, and since this is my 300th post, I'm obligated to remind all of you that without a doubt, OU sucks.

Edited February 20, 2019 by idigTexas
OU sucks

[texasdago 7,553]

19 hours ago, The Dude said:

Oh shit yeah,kinder schoko bons are like crack

ACtually, these are crack...

 

 

[Underdog 28,447]

In no particular order: 

Hershey's Choc. Bar

Nestle Crunch

100,00 Grand

Zero

Reese's Holiday Treats(Eggs, Trees, Pumpkins)

 

[SHOOTER12 8,788]

17 hours ago, Mr.Hovis said:

Well, a Big Hunk will murder any dental work, so that's fair.

So will a Slow Poke, any oldsters remember that one?  Don't think I've seen one in years.....or decades.

[Hate 20,103]

A slow poke from a big hunk would probably cause a lot of dental issues.

 

[Jack Straw 2,953]

1 hour ago, mycox said:

cherry sours aren't on anyone's list?

lemon sours (see above) - cherry sours would be a very close second in the non-chocolate candy category