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Homemade:

1) Chocolate Chip

2) White chocolate chip with macadamia nuts

3) Peanut butter with the criss-cross marks on top

Commercial:

1) Caramel Delights aka Samoas

2) Oreos

3) Little Debbie Fudge Rounds

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2 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Patently false. They don’t even put them with the rest of the cookies. They get shunned over with lemon bars.

Until you name your top 3, you're nothing more than an ant at a picnic.  Man up, son.

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36 minutes ago, hopkinsnhorns said:

Honorable mention to the peanut better cookies w/ the Hershey’s Kisses.  Fucking love those cookies.

Chocolate chip cooked in a muffin tin with a miniature Reese’s peanut butter cup puts those to shame.

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2 hours ago, hopkinsnhorns said:

Honorable mention to the peanut better cookies w/ the Hershey’s Kisses.  Fucking love those cookies.

Very this.

1 hour ago, Brew said:

Chocolate chip cooked in a muffin tin with a miniature Reese’s peanut butter cup puts those to shame.

Never heard of this. It's like finding my first Hustler. Everything has changed.

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4 hours ago, Brew said:

Snickerdoodles, Snickerdoodles, and then probably Snickerdoodles.

you and i seem to have the exact same taste in junk food. how do you feel about buffalo pretzel pieces?

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I don't like snickerdoodles.  There, I said it.

I recognize that there are many snickerdoodle devotees, and I'm not saying they suck or anything-- I just don't like them. 

 

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I feel bad for y'all who hear cookie rankings and immediately think of cookie brands.

Didn't anybody ever love you and make you homemade cookies? 

Chocolate chip (properly made) is the goat. And it's a big gulf between one and two. 

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10 hours ago, hopkinsnhorns said:

Honorable mention to the peanut better cookies w/ the Hershey’s Kisses.  Fucking love those cookies.

Hi, Nana!

1 hour ago, SurlyORama said:

1. Oreos (original, not any of the abominations)

2. Keebler fudge stripes (how tiny a donut can you create by eating around the hole without breaking it?)

3. Lorna Doone

Did we stop doing phrasing when we migrated from the scat site? 

Posted
11 hours ago, hopkinsnhorns said:

Honorable mention to the peanut better cookies w/ the Hershey’s Kisses.  Fucking love those cookies.

Someone gave me some the other day that had the Hershey's Kiss with an almond inside.  Delicious.  

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My favorite cookie right now, and I shit you not, is HCF"s soft chocolate chip cookies at HEB:

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I don't know why nor how, but these things are gotdamn nectar of the gods with milk.

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1 hour ago, TornACL said:

I feel bad for y'all who hear cookie rankings and immediately think of cookie brands.

Didn't anybody ever love you and make you homemade cookies? 

Chocolate chip (properly made) is the goat. And it's a big gulf between one and two. 

 

Everyone knows that homemade is the best. But how can I prove that my Grandma's chocolate chip is vastly superior to your mom's piece of shit Oatmeal Raisin?

Store bought is the only route to a universally accepted, certifiable belt. And this is The Champion:

 

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Home made:

1. Chocolate chip, with both morsels and chunks.

2. Peanut butter (extra credit for adding a few chocolate chunks).

3. Oatmeal raisin.

Store-bought:

1. Trader Joe's Cookie Butter Cookies.

2a. Double-stuf Oreo

2b. Oreo Duo (one chocolate cookie, one vanilla cookie)

3.  Walker's Shortbread

Posted
2 hours ago, HouTex said:

Chocolate chip/chunk with extra chocolate and pecans

Chocolate chip/chunk with pecans

Chocolate chip/chunk

This pretty much sums it up for me, though if I could add a fourth cookie, it would be the Oatmeal Cranberry Orange cookies from Central Market.

For mass produced national brands, I enjoy the following:

Original Chips Ahoy - frozen

Girl Scout Thin Mints - frozen

Pepperidge Farms Milano

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2 hours ago, C-Man said:

2. Oatmeal chocolate chip from Potbelly

This is the best chain restaraunt cookie. I’m not sure there is another one that is close.

On the homemade front, chocolate oatmeal cookies are a solid choice as well.

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3 hours ago, smuggs said:

 

Everyone knows that homemade is the best. But how can I prove that my Grandma's chocolate chip is vastly superior to your mom's piece of shit Oatmeal Raisin?

Store bought is the only route to a universally accepted, certifiable belt. And this is The Champion:

 

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That's not double stuffed.

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7 hours ago, utee94 said:

I don't like snickerdoodles.  There, I said it.

I recognize that there are many snickerdoodle devotees, and I'm not saying they suck or anything-- I just don't like them. 

 

You sir are demented.

Snickerdoodles

Nestles Turtle cookies.

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3 hours ago, Brew said:

This is the best chain restaraunt cookie. I’m not sure there is another one that is close.

On the homemade front, chocolate oatmeal cookies are a solid choice as well.

Arbys, of all places, has a delicious salted caramel cookie.  I think of Chad Briscoe every time I'm in there. 

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4 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Anyone seen these in the wild? Seems like an interesting twist. 

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My current favorite is the Chewy Chips Ahoy. 

Isn't this basically an E.L. Fudge in Oreo form? 

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