Top 3 cookie rankings

[hopkinsnhorns 533]

Arbys, of all places, has a delicious salted caramel cookie.  I think of Chad Briscoe every time I'm in there. 

Funny, I think of a female Shaggy poster when I think of Arby’s.


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I like a good ginger snap

 

Ginger snaps have their place and that place is crushed up/mixed with dark brown sugar caked on a dark mustard brushed ham and spritzed with bourbon before placing in a nice warm oven.

[qwertyu1234 496]

[WBT 20561]

These are good

Aldi's brand is cheaper than the real thing but just as good.

[spystud13 2371]

On 2/20/2019 at 5:33 PM, TornACL said:

Isn't this basically an E.L. Fudge in Oreo form? 

Local Walmart had all their Keebler cookies for $2 earlier. These are indeed badass. 

 

[CHIEF 5079]

I could mainline Caramel Delight Girl Scout cookies. I would take them over a good Beluga caviar. No shit.

 

CHIEF

[Tailgate 3021]

1. Your moms

2. Oreo

3. Chips Ahoy

 

[utee94 15811]

6 hours ago, CHIEF said:

I could mainline Caramel Delight Girl Scout cookies. I would take them over a good Beluga caviar. No shit.

 

CHIEF

Yup.  My kids like them from the refrigerator but I prefer them room temp, they're chewier.

[Bert Orange 1120]

I make an oatmeal cookie with white and milk chocolate chips that never seem to make it onto the cooling rack. 

[spystud13 2371]

Still on sale for $2, tried these today. 

Fucking good. 

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

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On 2/20/2019 at 8:04 AM, TornACL said:

I feel bad for y'all who hear cookie rankings and immediately think of cookie brands.

Didn't anybody ever love you and make you homemade cookies? 

Chocolate chip (properly made) is the goat. And it's a big gulf between one and two. 

This.

I have told the wife the one thing she inherited from her G'Ma and Mom was the ability to make a choc chip cookie that is half as good as my own grandmother's; and their level of cookie making is still freaking elite.

Choc Chip and butterscotch is my favorite.

Her family's snickerdoodle recipe is off the charts. Anytime I bring them to the office or a party, people are axing for the recipe.

 

Storebought holdout:  Tim Tams.  Now reading rest of thread- pos rep Threesheets.

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[RMac5 1551]

I made these for my wife, they turned out great.
Orange shortbread with a dip in dark chocolate.

[spystud13 2371]

Who’s buying these? 

 

 

[futureman 22452]

On 2/20/2019 at 5:41 PM, threesheets said:

I celebrate every cookie mentioned on here so I'm not going to bother naming a favorite.  I just came to say y'all need to try these hoes:

 

a) this isn’t fucking australia

2) if you’re going to eat tim tams at least get the dark chocolate 

d) take your bogus radio ratings and shove them up your ass

[Longhornmaniac8 255]

On 2/20/2019 at 5:41 PM, threesheets said:

I celebrate every cookie mentioned on here so I'm not going to bother naming a favorite.  I just came to say y'all need to try these hoes:

This is the correct answer. You can find them at HEB/Target/most places these days, even though they're Australian. I'm partial to refrigerated Caramel Tim Tams.

The Tim Tam Slam is a real thing and you will be happier in life for having done it. Look it up.

Arnott's Mint Slices are like a York Peppermint Patty + Thin Mint. Fucking unreal.

[Buzzrock 14918]

Peanut butter
Chocolate chip
Sugar

[threesheets 1672]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

 

a) this isn’t fucking australia

2) if you’re going to eat tim tams at least get the dark chocolate 

d) take your bogus radio ratings and shove them up your ass

Don't be mad just 'cause i'm right about cookies too.

[threesheets 1672]

On 3/9/2019 at 7:09 AM, RMac5 said:

I made these for my wife, they turned out great.
Orange shortbread with a dip in dark chocolate.

The Bee-Uhls?

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

Who’s buying these? 
 
 

I could see Vic using these as mistletoe.

[Armybrat 40832]

Chocolate chip pecan - fresh out of the oven….

 

[tx 3 putt 76905]

Oatmeal

peanut butter

chocolate chip with almost no chips 

[Texzilla58 4733]

Homemade

Chocolate Chip
Oatmeal Craisin
Peanut butter
Trash bar (it’s a Graham cracker crust with eagle brand, chocolate chips, peanut butter chips, butterscotch chips, pecans, coconut etc)
Lemon drops


Bakery/Restaurant

Macarons
Lemon bars
Black and Whites
Florentines

Storebought
Double stuff Oreos
Pecan Sandies
Nutter Butters
WalMart coconut caramels. Same as GS Samosas
GS thin mints

[UTGrad98 2271]

I get a chocolate chip double doozie from Great American Cookie Co once a year on my birthday. The 2 weeks that cookie takes off my life per year is well worth it. Its disgustingly good. Only like 1500 calories with most being saturated fat.

Oreos 

Ghirardelli chocolate chip cookies from the oven

[ohchaucer 1443]

I’ve been on a Tate’s kick lately. Their crispy and thin-ish but pack a wallop. I’m partial to the white chocolate macadamia and the lemon ones.

[Hornbeliever 712]

1) Chocolate chip cookies

2) Oatmeal chocolate chip

3) Brown butter cookies

[RMac5 1551]

Made some pecan sandies today. 

[RPM 26318]

7-11 bakes some white chocolate macadamia that I'm pretty sure are sprinkled with crack.

[elfenix 34230]

On 2/19/2019 at 5:15 PM, futureman said:

the original oreo is clearly at the top.

 

so... hydrox

[CycleTex87 2967]

Brown butter chocolate chip w/ Texas pecans

Snickerdoodles

Tie between peanut butter, shortbread, oatmeal chocolate chip, sugar

 

All homemade of course 

 

[futureman 22452]

16 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

chocolate chip with almost no chips 

you have severed heads in your freezer. 

[956 Worldwide 34705]

1. Chocolate chip with pecan

2. Peanut butter 

3. Sugar cookies 

Non-qualifier: Gingerbread men, but they need to be chewy gingerbread men and not crunchy. 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

4 hours ago, elfenix said:

so... hydrox

This is always a very Cliff Clavin type trivia question for people.  

[TexPx 2323]

These are yummy. They make them with different fillings but I like the tartness of the lemon.


Mom used to make Cinnamon Swirl icebox cookies that were awesome.

[Helobious 9448]

Jesus at all the snickerdoodle & macadamia nut answers. Didn’t know we had so many 80 year olds posting on here. Chocolate chip is the only correct answer. 

[BB65 478]

Warm Chocolate, Chocolate chip from Tiffs.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I’m a simple man:

1. Chocolate chip
2. White chocolate macadamia nut
3. No bake cookies my mom usually makes around christmas. Aka “poo poo cookies” because they look like dried diarrhea with some nuts.

[TexPx 2323]

Favorite Xmas time cookies. Pecan Snowball (Mexican Wedding Cookies)

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

19 hours ago, TexPx said:

Favorite Xmas time cookies. Pecan Snowball (Mexican Wedding Cookies)

I love those. And they’re really easy to make. In my family we call them Russian Tea Cakes. Same cookie. 

[RMac5 1551]

Yeah those cookies are damn good ^^^^^.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

No bake chocolate coconut cookies
Chocolate with PB chips

[Kennythetiger 9377]

On 12/21/2022 at 7:48 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

I love those. And they’re really easy to make. In my family we call them Russian Tea Cakes. Same cookie. 

I’ve always called them “Got milk?” cookies.  Almost impossible to eat without milk. Delicious, though. 

[Frieda’s Boss 181]

On 12/18/2022 at 12:26 PM, tx 3 putt said:

chocolate chip with almost no chips 

Yes!! I thought I was the only one.  When I’m around when someone’s making them I’ll ask them to make one with literally one chocolate chip in it. They look at me like I’m crazy. 
 

sugar cookies (no frosting) are legit

I hate white chocolate, but put it in a cookie with macadamia nuts and I’m down.  

Friend just made a chocolate cookie with peanut butter chips. I’m really liking these.