cramming meth up your ass during gay sex seems like a bad idea

[Gil Bang 25980]

https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-chris-burrous-death-20190222-story.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Well... the way they do it sure...

[Zepol87 9188]

*subscribed

[deadshank 24653]

Well?  Is it?  

Asking for a friend. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21087]

3 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Well?  Is it?  

Asking for a friend. 

Just out of curiosity, is your friend a bit of an iconoclast? 

[Kyle 207]

Homophobic post is homophobic. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Csb I knew a chick when I was in college who would buy Contac cold capsules, dump the contents out and fill them with meth or crank as it was called back then. She’d stick them up her ass while she was at work.  I think she’s probably dead by now.  And no I didn’t stick MY crank in her ass.  

Edited February 23, 2019 by Judge Roybeanbag

[RPM 26326]

Sounds like he really bottomed out.

[Dennis Taylor 18838]

Was he the weatherman by any chance?

[clapclapclap 9000]

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Csb I knew a chick when I was in college who would buy Contac cold capsules, dump the contents out and fill them with meth or crank as it was called back then. She’d stick them up her ass while she was at work.  I think she’s probably dead by now.  And no I didn’t stick MY crank in her ass.  

Stevie Nicks?

[workswithseed 2112]

News at 11

[phdhorn 6224]

I suppository that this is a bad idea.

[ABSR 5319]

Rectum, hell damn near killed him.

[Crusher 127]

30 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

I suppository that this is a bad idea.

Well if want 'em to work you really gotta  pack those fuckers deep. Dude was just helping out a buddy...?

[RDCanecutter 26454]

3 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Csb I knew a chick when I was in college who would buy Contac cold capsules, dump the contents out and fill them with meth or crank as it was called back then. She’d stick them up her ass while she was at work.  I think she’s probably dead by now.  And no I didn’t stick MY crank in her ass.  

Which restaurant did she cook at?

[gmr548 16583]

Oh, it is?

 

[Neonmoon 38129]

Is there a better way to do meth when your rawdogging strange dudes on grinder?

[Crusher 127]

8 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Which restaurant did she cook at?

Was the food any good? Enchiladas maybe...Yum

Edited February 23, 2019 by Crusher

[RDCanecutter 26454]

1 minute ago, Crusher said:

Was the food any good?

Did her meth farts affect her coworkers and customers?

[The University 851]

rect

['stache 21823]

Breaking Brokeback

 

[Pato del Muerto 52530]

I’d think cramming meth up your ass is a bad idea no matter what else you are doing 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

53 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Which restaurant did she cook at?

No idea.  I just know she lived in some old apartments on Penny Lane in North Austin next door to a friend of mine.  I know it was Penny Lane because I somehow briefly came into possession of the street sign.  

[Parliament 14263]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Is there a better way to do meth when your rawdogging strange dudes on grinder?

I haven't found one.

[Hate 20120]

What about during straight sex?

[Crusher 127]

1 hour ago, Hate said:

What about during straight sex?

Would a dildo be involved? Just asking for a friend...

[Hate 20120]

Duh!

[TwiceHorn 31509]

So with booze it's called buttchugging.  What is this called?

[RDCanecutter 26454]

2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

No idea.  I just know she lived in some old apartments on Penny Lane in North Austin next door to a friend of mine.  I know it was Penny Lane because I somehow briefly came into possession of the street sign.  

Penny Lane is in my ears and up my butt
There beneath the blue suburban [rhymes with butt]

[Hate 20120]

Hut.

[Armybrat 40851]

So what is coke in the butt called, colon blow?

Asking for JT.

Edited February 24, 2019 by Armybrat

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

25 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

So what is coke in the butt called?

 

A waste of good blow.

[DaggerHorns 3085]

That can really fuck up your shit.

[suddenly shaggy 929]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

So with booze it's called buttchugging.  What is this called?

Iconoclasting

[HornOnTheBayou 8937]

6 hours ago, phdhorn said:

I suppository that this is a bad idea.

[3adays 454]

4 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

No idea.  I just know she lived in some old apartments on Penny Lane in North Austin next door to a friend of mine.  I know it was Penny Lane because I somehow briefly came into possession of the street sign.  

I’m not sure when this was, but you’ll be happy to know Penny Lane still has plenty of chicks who’d stick meth up their ass. 

[Neonmoon 38129]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

So with booze it's called buttchugging.  What is this called?

Fissure Basting 

[cabowabo 4491]

Sorry for partying. 

https://theblast.com/ktla-anchor-chris-burrous-died-overdose-crystal-meth-anus/

[F250 28788]

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

So what is coke in the butt called, colon blow?

Asking for JT.

Sex with a stripper.

 

[MillerEP 30492]

That’s gotta be a super awkward funeral

[Guest Lobo]

How did this not happen in  Florida?

[Hate 20120]

Dude was married with a couple of kids....awkward doesn’t begin to describe it.

[cabowabo 4491]

Mommy, how did Daddy die?

[El Diablo 4232]

5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

So with booze it's called buttchugging.  What is this called?

Analysis.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

5 hours ago, cabowabo said:

Mommy, how did Daddy die?

He was super cranky.  

[Parliament 14263]

When the companion arrived, Burrous allegedly answered the door fully nude, and had set up the room with “DJ style” lighting, S&M toys, lubrication jelly and a massage bench. The two men allegedly engaged in various forms of sexual activities.

At some point during the meeting, 43-year-old Burrous allegedly inserted a “rock” of crystal meth into his body.

He then allegedly gave his companion a syringe full of GHB and a bottle of Gatorade. The two became intimate again, and Burrous allegedly used another “rock” of meth before engaging in more sexual activity.

The report states Burrous also used “poppers,” an amyl nitrite inhaled that produces a euphoric effect.

Burrous allegedly told his companion he was feeling fine until the man noticed him making a strange noise, and flipped him over to realize Burrous had vomited inside his S&M mask.

 

This guy knows how to party.

[cabowabo 4491]

Let's not forget this was 1:30 pm on a weekday. Can you imagine this freak on a weekend day after the sun went down?

 

 

 

 

[Macanudo 12991]

8 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Let's not forget this was 1:30 pm on a weekday. Can you imagine this freak on a weekend day after the sun went down?

 

 

 

 

The freaks come out at night?

[Hate 20120]

38 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Let's not forget this was 1:30 pm on a weekday. Can you imagine this freak on a weekend day after the sun went down?

 

 

 

 

Dude had a wife and kids.  Most likely his weekends are taken up with errands to Beth, Bad, and Beyond...maybe Home Depot if there is time. 

[F250 28788]

5 hours ago, Parliament said:

Burrous allegedly told his companion he was feeling fine until the man noticed him making a strange noise, and flipped him over to realize Burrous had vomited inside his S&M mask.